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SCUMMinator2k

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Posted in: A question
 SCUMMinator2k
05-06-2003, 7:16 PM
#3
Alrighty. That helps. Thanks. I "beat myself up" regarding my newbieness because the peopleon some of the other forums I've been on, well, they're not quite as friendly as yourself. Thanks again....  [Read More]
Posted in: A question
 SCUMMinator2k
05-06-2003, 12:37 PM
#1
I'm relatively new to this forum but it has something none of the other forums I'm subscribed to has - a Credit System. Can someone please explain to me what this is all about? Forgive my newbieness....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
06-10-2003, 3:59 PM
#182
You want a piece of me?! :p You're a total, total... a word has yet to be discovered to describe how totally whatever it is you are you are. But you are one, and a total, total one at that....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
06-09-2003, 4:35 PM
#175
Oh yeah? Well... well, you're so dumb that this one time, you were with a bear and the bear said "hey I'm a bear" and you said "really? I thought you were a parsnip" and then the bear said "rawr" and ate your head whilst...  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
06-07-2003, 11:30 PM
#164
And your insult? Your reflection.i ate porkchops last night. probably some1 from your family.But you'd be the forum expert on sweaty, nasty, trotty, smelly, mud-covered animals, wouldn't you?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
06-07-2003, 3:39 PM
#159
Originally posted by pHILBRUSH You're a couple of apples short of a picnic And you're a couple of insults short of a witty retort....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-13-2003, 12:48 PM
#156
Two words - Beef Rectum....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-12-2003, 10:40 PM
#154
She must have taught you everything you know. Given the choice between talking with you and thrusting a rusty nail through my testicles, I think I would choose the latter....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-12-2003, 8:05 AM
#148
Joke's on you - I was abandoned as a baby! Oh, wait....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-11-2003, 8:26 PM
#146
Unlike some people, I don't rely on weapons to hurt people. Maybe you need to spend less time sharpening your sword and more time sharpening your wit. And also, you're a big doody head!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-11-2003, 11:50 AM
#143
Is it a very evil looking sackfull of rabbits? At least I have some kind of fighting skill. You couldn't beat your way out of a Boyband concert....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-09-2003, 6:46 PM
#141
At least I have a Mother who doesn't resemble the Family Dog. Besides, it runs in the family....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-09-2003, 2:33 PM
#139
Touchй....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-09-2003, 1:52 PM
#137
Come back when you can think of an insult you didn't need to warp from Monty Python. Or are you unable to think independantly?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-09-2003, 9:57 AM
#135
Of course, you would know being the Official Forum Expert on Bad Stenches and Nasty Aromas, right? Your only possible value is as an Organ Donour....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-08-2003, 3:06 PM
#132
Don't punish me because I can afford footwear. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-07-2003, 7:24 PM
#129
It's genetic, but it skips a generation so your kids'll probably be the same, Son. I know Neathderthals who could teach you a thing or two....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-07-2003, 10:58 AM
#127
It's not that you killed them, they all just got bored. Note - Had to do it in rhyme for that one... :p Did you need special surgery to make your face look like a Surrealist Painting or were you born that way?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-06-2003, 9:22 PM
#124
I have no idea what you just said, yet I feel strangely insulted....  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-06-2003, 7:12 PM
#122
Not a difficult task when the only people you've met are in your head. I've killed more people in the past week than you have in your lifetime!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Insult game!!!
 SCUMMinator2k
05-06-2003, 1:11 PM
#118
At least I'm confident that my sexual organs work. You could not pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horse's mouth with your pathetic insults!...  [Read More]
Posted in: hardest puzzle in monkey island series
 SCUMMinator2k
05-08-2003, 10:21 AM
#29
Dance Steps? Hard? Nope. Never caused me any problems. Of course, I had my little method of completing this puzzle, but it worked. That and it saved me a few valuable Piece Of Eight. Even though by the end of the game you have plenty of PoE that you...  [Read More]
Posted in: hardest puzzle in monkey island series
 SCUMMinator2k
05-06-2003, 10:20 PM
#24
Thanks. That's helpful. I've used the Kleenix box with the Killer Goat and gotten the Goat's Milk, so now I can get into Yankee's House of Cheese. If I have any more fictional game problems, I'll make them up and ask you....  [Read More]
Posted in: hardest puzzle in monkey island series
 SCUMMinator2k
05-06-2003, 8:34 PM
#22
:: Off-Topic Comment :: Actually, while we're on the subject, does anyone know how to get the Kleenix Box off of Jubjub Biscuit on Plittby Island on MI5? Someone suggested giving him the Stuffed Wombat, but that's for Easy Mode and I'm playing the Di...  [Read More]
Posted in: hardest puzzle in monkey island series
 SCUMMinator2k
05-06-2003, 1:54 PM
#17
Secret of Monkey Island - Getting off of the ship to Monkey Island Because of how I go about completing the "Treasure Diggery" Trial I don't bother to buy a map. I wonder around the woods aimlessly for, ooh, maybe 2 minutes and I find the t...  [Read More]
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