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Posted in: Tech Humor
  CSI
03-15-2007, 12:14 AM
#4
Folks...Computers are like us. They can be sick, they need to eat, they need to use the toilet. [What, don't get it? The "food" is electric. The "toilet" is the heatsinks and fans.] How you treat your computer, the computer would...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Sentence Game
  CSI
03-15-2007, 9:21 PM
#8
"There was a Stormtrooper questioned by Lord Vader." A stormtrooper there is, and blast him down, you need....  [Read More]
Posted in: Back.....with a vengeance!
  CSI
03-18-2007, 11:57 PM
#29
Welcome back....  [Read More]
Posted in: That bastard!
  CSI
03-17-2007, 1:03 AM
#70
Yawn. Kick someone out of your life, then find another one. That's how people usually do....  [Read More]
Posted in: News Today:Little bitch whines, more on this at 11
  CSI
03-16-2007, 7:15 PM
#29
@Joe: I want this one. http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/c/bankai_sword_sm2_540.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Search for Revan
  CSI
03-18-2007, 4:32 PM
#55
"Hey, Zayne, just get us out of here without getting us killed, okay?" Dante shouted in his turrent, "We don't want to die under Sith's hands. That's a shame!" After he fired a couple shots and finished off the last star fighter,...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Search for Revan
  CSI
03-18-2007, 12:59 AM
#46
"More than you, wiseguy." Dante shouted back, after manned another turrent. His gunning skill is very good, as he's an elite commando. Aim for the pilot, Dante thought and he put his crosshair on the lead starfighter's cockpit and pressed...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Search for Revan
  CSI
03-17-2007, 2:09 AM
#40
"Then you need a Commando to man the current, Sarge." Dante volunteered, when he was sitting on the ground and polishing his favorite Custom Crafted Sniper Blaster. "So do I got more Sith to blast?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Search for Revan
  CSI
03-17-2007, 12:26 AM
#38
Dante smiled when he's seeing the landing ramp is closing. He took off a Sonic Grenade and pulled the pin, and threw it out: "Hey, Soldiers, a souvenior!" Then the blast sent the remaining Sith Troopers into oblivion....  [Read More]
Posted in:  Coruscant - Jedi Temple
  CSI
03-14-2007, 9:20 PM
#35
Oh yes...Nice...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Epic Game
  CSI
03-15-2007, 12:07 AM
#18
Then Emperor Devon say to Jae: "Hey!"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Movie Mocking
  CSI
03-16-2007, 5:31 PM
#95
Saturday Night Takeaway Saturday Night Fever? I pass....  [Read More]
Posted in: Movie Mocking
  CSI
03-15-2007, 9:14 PM
#92
^I think unbreakable means Prison Break? Well it's a movie. Star Wars: The New Hope. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a6/Kotor2poster01.jpg/300px-Kotor2poster01.jpg My question: Revenge of the Jedi. PS: Two answers. Both are corr...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  CSI
03-18-2007, 11:52 PM
#350
^Well, I like the beautiful stars. So I choose this. And no, this is not Coruscant. Anyone know which planet is in my avatar?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  CSI
03-18-2007, 6:32 PM
#348
^Yes, but for remake, no. I pass. Yes, I'm happy with my current avatar....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  CSI
03-18-2007, 4:47 PM
#346
Because you don't have a car. Why didn't I change my avatar yesterday?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  CSI
03-16-2007, 5:32 PM
#344
^Did you hack mine? I pass....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  CSI
03-14-2007, 12:40 PM
#340
^Don't know. Maybe Ave got an shotout somewhere? @Milo: Let's set up a time, and I'll play Warcraft III / The Frozen Throne / Counter-Strike: Source with you....  [Read More]
Posted in: Tana
  CSI
03-19-2007, 1:22 AM
#60
::Toent, activate the Ion Cannon.:: CSI whispered. ::Yes, Master.:: Toent pressed a few button on the control. The Ion Cannon begin to hum, and the lights indicates it's charging. The Tractor Beam Projector also hummed happily. "Let's go, Auror...  [Read More]
Posted in: Tana
  CSI
03-19-2007, 12:43 AM
#58
After spent time in the Archive, CSI and Toent Bekunn hurried to the Temple Control Room. He knows there are some Ion Cannons in the building, and he was just looking for them. In the control room, he typed into the console: "Activate Ion Cannon...  [Read More]
Posted in: Tana
  CSI
03-17-2007, 2:22 AM
#54
In the Archives, CSI was reading about Nuclear Bombs, while Toent Bekunn taking books about Nuclear Weapons and Sniper Rifles. "Aha! Here it is!" CSI began to read on, ...The nukes are commonly packed in missiles and briefcase type... &...  [Read More]
Posted in: Tana
  CSI
03-17-2007, 12:40 AM
#52
"Yeah, we must do that." Then he turned to his Twi'Lek Padawan, and smiled and then introduced: "Toent, meet my friends, Arion and Aurora Starfire. [Whispers to Toent: Don't worry about Arion, he got a shortout somewhere.]" Then h...  [Read More]
Posted in: Tana
  CSI
03-16-2007, 8:33 PM
#50
CSI helped his padawan to get up, cleaned her teary eyes, and said to her: "Don't worry, this time you'll come with us." Then he raised his head for a while, suddenly his eyes widened, "Oh, no...I sence a plot to...destroy all Jedi...T...  [Read More]
Posted in: Tana
  CSI
03-14-2007, 4:31 PM
#48
[Off-topics] Wow, Aurora. What a reply. CSI walked out of the Archive, and walked to the Jedi Training Ground. Near the gate, he heard lightsabers clash, and jumping yells. CSI smiled: his Twi-Lek Padawan, Toent Bekunn, was training Jedi Initiates....  [Read More]
Posted in: Tana
  CSI
03-14-2007, 1:12 PM
#45
In the Analysis Room, CSI asked the Droid: "Droid, please run an analysis on two crystals, 'Heart of the Guardian' and 'Mantle of the Force'." After a small hum, the droid came back to life: "[Query] Checking usernames...passed...Pass...  [Read More]
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