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Purple Squid

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Posted in: The Crotch Thread
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:05 PM
#23
I don't think that would work, considering Milla's wearing a dress. And she's a girl, so it doesn't carry as much... suggestiveness. Sure, it's not suggestive. BUT IT'S HAWT. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/millapatch.jpg =D...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Crotch Thread
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:59 PM
#19
Imagine if other characters had the patch, like milla. Hmm. That gives me an idea......  [Read More]
Posted in: The Crotch Thread
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:50 PM
#16
And I knew that exact pic would be put up here as soon as they started making jokes about the "patch". Oh and I saw the patch on him when I beat the game. (The day I got it) Which was the first day it came out. I only put that pic up there...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Crotch Thread
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:48 PM
#14
...the HypnoCrotch is slowly becoming a religion. The Official Church of Purple Squid needs to move over....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Crotch Thread
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:44 PM
#11
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/nrt_patch_lrg.jpg This lady supports the patch!...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Crotch Thread
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:41 PM
#9
HOW CAN THEY NOT BE. The only two ways the HypnoCrotch could be uncool: 1. They're on drugs. 2. The children don't really exist....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Crotch Thread
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:38 PM
#6
did anyone here notice the patch even the first time you saw Raz's dad? Sadly, yes. Even evil dad has the patch. But he's so proud-- http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/razzydad.jpg THEM CHILDRENS ARE IN AWE OF THE PATCH'S AWESOM...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Crotch Thread
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:32 PM
#2
...Now that there's a thread for it... I love it ten times as much. POWER TO THE PATCH....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:11 PM
#133
Probably pulling her hair. Kids will be annoying little snits like that, y'know. And you know, I've always wondered why they had that many kids when, you know, horrible gypsy curse, they're all going to end up dying horrible, drowny deaths and all....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:04 PM
#131
Especially since she looks like a little snot. Tom must work out a lot, like, out the wazoo. That's a crazy amount of people he's holding....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:00 PM
#129
Tom might be looking up in the wrong direction though. Couldn't help myself. Raz is such a cruel little boy. He always was the slow one. EDIT: WTF is he doing, TKing his own sibling like that?...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:51 PM
#127
I LOVE the Rainbow/Hobo look. So indescribibly sexy. On that note, I wonder how big the Aquato family is. Based on Memory Vaults or otherwise... busy man. Busy man? No. Busy woman. How does Raz's mom feel about giving birth every... well, a lot....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:44 PM
#125
"Razputin: Ten Years Ago." Eww. ...Eww. Of course we could always base the level less on his crotch and more on his love-life. Raz must have a very strange mother, because not many girls go for the Rainbow Hobo look. She probably th...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:39 PM
#123
That is the best thing I have heard all day. No kidding. We would call it: "Where Babies Come From". Or not. Ideas? "Too Close to Dad". =D "The Birds and the Bees." I am having so much fun right now....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:33 PM
#121
What mod?? (winkwink) It is sorta on topic. It IS in the game and IS such a major part of it, after all. I think I'd enjoy a level based on Tom's crotch. Hours of entertainment~! Think of the awesome....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:31 PM
#119
If/when, look for a thread entitled "Crotch Closure!". The fanbase deserves an explaination about this poor man's crotch. I was even thinking about a new thread called 'The Patch Countdown'. Where we talk about Tom's crotch until we get a...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:27 PM
#117
I wish I knew. Come on, DoubleFine! We need closure! Crotch closure! Hmm. What will we do when/if they reply? Have a party? A Crotch Closure party?...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:19 PM
#115
Must be made of diamonds and gold dust, it duz! All of this crotch talk just makes me want a reply sooner. Do you think they've read it yet?...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:16 PM
#113
And remember kids, James Bond sez: "Anything can be penetrated with the right tool." ... You're killing me, man. Killing me. Of course, I didn't help much with 'everyone wants a piece of this man's crotch!'...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:09 PM
#111
I'm not to big at making fun of people; don't worry. Esp. if there's not much to make fun of. Perhaps. But I am innuendo'd quite often. Not that I mind. I do it all the time....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:05 PM
#109
Look at me as a Jack-in-the-Box that has a big button labled 'random'. Push it and you never know what I will spew forth! But hopefully what spews forth isn't about innuendos or making fun of me. Because that would suck....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:02 PM
#107
Aww. How sweet. I've been sigged by the best of tormenters. Really, I love to talk to you. So scary....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 8:59 PM
#105
Aw... but I have so many that are startlingly similar! My job is very... interesting. Sokolov. You scar my mind in the best of ways....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 8:55 PM
#103
Ok. Let me set up one: ~Many Moons Ago~ The buzzer thing goes off and I go to take a donation. I open the door and hear: "I'd like to drop some stuff off, please." in a very deep, gravel-y man voice. I look up to see a 300-400 pound woman...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 8:46 PM
#100
I dunno. She was fasting or something and she wasn't... exactly thin. Retail. Like I said, horror stories. I actually went to Goodwill today. The scariest thing I saw was an old lady in tight, red clothes and crazy, high, stringy blond hair. I want...  [Read More]
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