Better than being a fresh dainty thing, you pansy!
You remind me of something I found in one of Stan's used coffins!
There must have been a mirror in the coffin.
You are so stupid, you locked your self in the toilet and pissed yourself!
I got stung by a jellyfish.
you have the brains of a pea.
At least my brains arent made OF pee
You'd only be fit for a moleskin coat!
I'm sure you're the expert of low quality clothing and accessories anywhere.
Many pirates carry their own parrot along with them. You have your carrier pigeon on your shoulder ready with a message for help!
you're wit's as dry as a biscuit.
(umm... I actually meant the "pigeon" thing to be an insult, but oh well...)
You're wit's as dry as a biscuit"Hungry for more, eh?"
You're stupidity leaves me astounded.
interesting, after a week in your house i would get used to stupidity...
why are you looking away? are you planning a escape or are you just blind?
If I was blind it be sad, becuase I'm still beating you.
Ewww gross, YOUR My opponent?
If you mean "gross" in the evil, demented, pirate sense, I thank you for the compliment.
You have the IQ of sheep's poop.
How many years of your life have you been trying to study the IQ of animal feces?
I eat scum like you for breakfast!
you eat scum for breakfast? ever tried eegs and bacon?
if i were you, i wouldnt hang around so close to a butchershop, they might mistake you as a pig and cut you into pieces. but then again, im already going to cut you into pieces.
First you'd better put that mop away and bring out a sword if you want to do any cutting.
You have the brain of a four year old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
um, why exactly was he glad to get rid of it? (nopt exactly a god insult there as it makes no sense)
i will cut you to ribbons!
if you are in need of ribbons, u should just go to a store a buy some, cause if u try to harm me, i ll shove your head up your own ass.
um, why exactly was he glad to get rid of it? (not exactly a good insult there as it makes no sense) It has to do with the fact the insulted pirate's brain works like the brain of a four-year-old's yet even a four-year-old would be ashamed of such a brain...(I admit I did not come up with that insult; it originated from Groucho Marx)
You are a disgrace to the term "pirate," if such a thing were possible.
At least I can be called a pirate.
Hah! You fight like my sister! (someone has to get this one)
(and yes, I did sort of get your insult enchiladaman, only it seemed to double back on itself, if you said I had the brain of a four year old and left it at that, it would have ben fine, but saying that the kid was glad to give it away states that I took it from him, so I must have cut him up or something proving my skills with a sword, ergo, sort of a compliment really. It also says that it isn't my own brain so it's no insult on mine, meh, whatever, I think I'm reading too much into it :p)
How appropriate, you look like mine.
(lol. I didn't mean for my insult to be read into like that. I was just quoting a good old Groucho insult.)
"Ugly" would be too kind a word to use to describe your face.
That's a mirror you're looking at.
Hey, nice face, I heard there's a cream for that.
(btw, the correct answer to my last insult was "I fought your sister, that's a compliment!", but you're was good to, i just thought someone would have got my referance)
Why, did you want to borrow some?
What sort of accident are you the product of?
your alcoholism, father.
i'm gonna skin you and make a pair of size 6 boots!
you ll probably just end up nailing yourself somewhere
your such a coward that you wont even answer this insult (just like my last insult)
this just shows how wrong you are, again.
whoa, looks like you fell out that ugly tree and hit every branch on the wway down, and then there was a trapoline at the bottom.
I do not take that as a complement, as unlike you, that would only make me look horrible, while for you, it might improve that mug.
Ha! Those tiny arms couldn't swing that wooden sword, your too little, go home.
Can't take being beaten by a shortie armed with a stick, can you, "big man"?
I can spit clear to the other side of this island ...with no grog!
How impolite it is to talk about your own mother that way! An island indeed!
You look like your to afraid to even get near me, you coward!
Only until I find my gasmask, sulfur breath.
I'm trying to figure out...Are you a zombie or do you just find pressing your face into the ground a fashion statement?
that just goes to show how much you know about zombies.
you're such a woosy, you can't even put in a couple of contacts!
It's the anticipation of seeing your ugly face that makes me sacrifice my vision.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I would be glad to make an exception.
Don't let jealousy get the best of you.
You smell wonderful. Did you actually roll around in dung or just dab a little behind each ear?
Does not the richest soil come from the freshest compost?
nice shirt, how long have you been colourblind?
Not as long as you've had no mind.
Youre so stupid you don't know two plus two,
-pHILBRUSH
as a matter of fact i do: 2 + 2 is 4.
take your time to check it. come on, user your fingers to count if you need, but lets just move along
well, i know you had to, but not everybody's as stupid as you are, in case you didn't know.
you're a crazy dutch bastard that eats their own skin peelings!
You must have me confused with someone else. I'm not Dutch.
I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters.
Only an idiot like you would use a human beng as a duck decoy.
You're so stupid, the only reason you can count up to twenty is because you wear sandles.
I feel sorry for you. You can probably only count to fifteen due to your hook.
You're face reminds me of something the mule-train left behind (This one actually has a comeback).
That's where I saved loads of people from the the great train robbery, and It wasn't a mule-train; you must be blind.
Hello, do I know you from somewhere, or am I seeing things (In this case, a pile of crap)
-pHILBRUSH
im pretty sure you are used to talking with piles of crap
so, have you decided insulting me, or are you going to run away?
(The place I heard the mule-train insult had this comeback: "He's right, I am a jack-ass for coming over here." Gotta love Jack Benny)
I'm afraid that if I speak, I will be so convulsed with laughter that I will loose myself.
Nice hair...Your scalp will look great on my belt.
Shows how much fashion sense you've got.
You're a big fat poo poo head!
I least I have two.
So, you think the women are going for the whole "Body-Odor Cologne" smell these days, huh?
why, do you need to borrow some, it actualy be an improvement for you.
who died and made you stupid?
no one, you've been watching too mutch TV, but is it just a coincidence for you to bring up this topic, because you live and are still stupid.
I guess I should leave you to bathing in your dirt bath, not much mud in this bath (uh-oh they must have forgot to fertilize your brain again...)
-pHILBRUSH
no mud? oh, that's too bad for you.
i screamed endlessly last night because i had a dream about your face.
I'm a bit disturbed that you dream about me at night.
Only an idiot like you would ever where the rags you have.
at least i have some form of clothing, mr. i walk around in a cardboard box that's ripped up all day.
you're so empty-minded, you can't even play a simple game of hide and seek without running out of your hiding place and flapping your arms around screaming, "i am a crazy chicken devil! hail el loco pollo diablo! heeheeheeheeheehee!"
for someone who so stupid and yet never taken a single spanish lesson in my life, i seem to speak the language quite well, wouldn't you say, Ўusted mono brained el git!
you smell and look like a horse!!!
That might be becuase I'm sitting on the side waiting for you and an accual horse to finish dueling, because I play winner.
And it looks like I'm playing the horse too.
You're not a mighty pirate, you're more like a mighty parrot I could have on my shoulder.
Ah, you need a Laymens translator then.
You are a fish!