Adapted from an idea by Redwing (http://www.lucasforums.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=5873) at Aresen (http://www.lucasforums.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=248) and Wacky Baccy (http://www.echonetwork.net/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=4) at EB (http://www.echonetwork.net)



The rules are simple: you must answer all main questions wrongly.

Answers should be funny or [mis-]informative in some way or another. If you answer correctly, you get a negative point. There may be a bonus question with some main questions that will need to be answered correctly. First person to answer it gets 2 points, everyone else---none! :D (For reasons obvious, I hope :))




So the rules are:

Points

1st wrong answer: 1-5 points, depending on quality of answer
...
...
10th wrong answer: 1-5 points, depending on quality of answer

...You get the point :)

Right answer: -1

Only the first ten answers will be accepted and awarded points, otherwise i'd be here for all eternity :D

Awards
Every round ill donate my recieved credits to the most orginal/best answer.


I hope more of you are happy with this way of doing things than previously... Enjoy :)


1st Question:

What is a mace winduґs middle name?

Party-Crasher

You mean it's not Bad-ass? :p

Cleatus

Purple-sabered Pansy

Fred

Mace second baddest man in the universe Windu.

his name was:
Mace, the i will kick your @$$. windu

Mace "Party-Pooper" Windu

or

Mace "| \/\/||_|_ ()\/\/|\| _|()() /\55" Windu

I am pretty sure it was Shaft.........

Iґm sure his middle name is Mace I donґt have anything to do, just to show Iґm the only one with a purple saber Windu

:D

Marian

as i will generous today ill even give the11th answer a score :D

answers:what is mace winduґs second name?
rogue15 - party-crasher
Havoc Stryphe - Bad-ass
Boba Rhett - Cleatus
Katarn07 - Purple-sabered Pansy
leXX - Fred
Tie Guy - second baddest man in the universe
Wraith 8 - the i will kick your @$$.
wassup - Party-Pooper
BCanr2d2 - Shaft
Devil Doll - I donґt have anything to do, just to show Iґm the only one with a purple saber
Hannibal - Marian

Points
5 points
Boba Rhett
Katarn07

4 points
rogue15
leXX
wassup
BCanr2d2
Devil Doll
Hannibal

3 points
Havoc Stryphe
Tie Guy
Wraith 8


while im in the process of givin a score to evryone, im posting the new question:

Whatґs an EWOK?

Among the most powerful heavy repeating blasters in the Imperial arsenal, the BlasTech E-Wok has proved highly effective against vehicles and infantry units alike. The E-Wok has an optimum range of two-hundred meters with a maximum range of of half a kilometer and offers enough firepower to punch through a snowpeeders's armor plating.

Some gadget for that internet deely

Not many ppl know this but Ewoks are in fact Dwarf Wookies!

lawn nomes

Ewoks were what Teddy Roxspin, the care bears, Kwicky Koala and Winnie the pooh originated from. An ancient race of sentient space bears that, no matter what, when, or where, always seem cheesy and overly "cute", but always manage to come out on top. :p

Electronic
Word
Over
Killer

EWOK, otherwise known as a spammer really. I have used it many times to tell people that they are an Ewok, but they don't listen to me at all.

It's a tasty tasty thing. Try them with BBQ souce.

Ewoks are geneticly muntaited mole rats. :) They were concieved by some lonely Wookies who wanted nice furry pet.

Ewoks...hmmmmmm arent they....hmmmmmmm...there the.......





oh ok i got it, there little people dreesed in fur :D

Originally posted by Boss
Ewoks...hmmmmmm arent they....hmmmmmmm...there the.......





oh ok i got it, there little people dreesed in fur :D

Luke voice: No, no , that can't be true! Thats impossible!

Originally posted by Boss
Ewoks...hmmmmmm arent they....hmmmmmmm...there the.......





oh ok i got it, there little people dreesed in fur :D

So, you mean that they are greek children?!!

GREAT :D

points this round:
5points
Tie Guy
BCanr2d2

4points
Havoc Stryphe

3points
Katarn07
leXX
$am
Boba Rhett
teutonicknight
Boss


Total points:
1. BCanr2d2 9 points

2. Boba Rhett 8 points
= Katarn07
= Tie Guy

3. Havoc Stryphe 7 points
= leXX

4. Hannibal 4 points
= Devil Doll
= rogue15
= wassup

5. Boss 3 points
= $am
= teutonicknight
= Wraith 8


new question:
How did the jedi purge happen?
(u know, almost all jedi were killed, how did that happen?)

there where all discusing why dooku ran away from yoda and every got outta hand and...

After a few to many Corellian Ales on Kamino where they were picking up a new clone order, they had trouble watching their steps near the edges of the landing platforms...

Anakin pressed the self destruct button insted of the elevator button and blew up the jedi academy.

I tried to tell him not to do it, but that little Ewok was out of control! Its not my fault!!!

There was a party at the Jedi Temple, and Anakin, dancing naked on a table with a lampshade on is head, tried juggling with ignited lightsabers, thus wiping out all the Jedi.

Originally posted by Padanime
new question:
How did the jedi purge happen?
(u know, almost all jedi were killed, how did that happen?)

Jedi at a party:

Mace: "This party's ove-"

*Mace trips on robe* Beheads jedi.

Padawan: "No!!!!!!"

*Padawan runs up and starts hacking at Mace*

*All the Jedi start killing each other*

:lsduel:

when count dooku farted himself to death and the jedi council members blew up from indigestion

because they were drinking a lot in the cantina, they were too drunk and all went to the bathroom and by accident all felt down in the sewels, so, they are still live there.

well, it all started when mace told yoda he was looking more "muppity" than usual...

They were members of the Heaven's Gate sect, many years before it hit earth. They didn't actually die, they went to a Galaxy Far, Far Away from their own, and were situated behind the comet Hale-Bopp...

(Opening Scene: A suburban house in a boring looking street. Zoom into upstairs window. Serious documentary music. Interior of small room. A bent figure (Michael Palin) huddles over a table, writing. He is surrounded by bits of paper. The camera is situated facing the man as he writes with immense concentration lining his unshaven face.)
Voice Over : This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he win have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die ... laughing.



(Ernest stops writing, pauses to look at what he has written... a smile slowly spreads across his face, turning very, very slowly to uncontrolled hysterical laughter... he staggers to his feet and reels across room helpless with mounting mirth and eventually collapses and dies on the floor.)

Voice Over: It was obvious that this joke was lethal... no one could read it and live ...

(Ernest's mother (Eric Idle in drag) enters. She sees him dead, she gives a little cry of horror and bends over his body, weeping. Brokenly she notices thepiece of paper in his hand and picks it up and reads it between her sobs. Immediately she breaks out into hysterical laughter, leaps three feet into the air, and falls down dead without more ado. Cut to news type shot of commentator standing in front of the house.)

Commentator: This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden ...violent ... comedy. Police have sealed off the area, and Scotland Yard's crack inspector is with me now.

Inspector: I shall enter the house and attempt to remove the joke.



(About now an upstairs window in the house is flung open and a doctor, rears his head out, hysterical with laughter, and dies hanging over the window sill. The commentator and the inspector look up and then continue as if they are used to such sights.)

Inspector: I shall be aided by the sound of sombre music, played on gramophone records, and also by the chanting of laments by the men of Q Division ... (Inspector points to a grouo of dour looking policemen standing nearby) The atmosphere thus created should protect me in the eventuality of me reading the joke. He gives a signal. The group of policemen start groaning and chanting biblical laments. The Dead March is heard. The inspector squares his shoulders and bravely starts walking into the house.

Commentator: There goes a brave man. Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in police history.

(The inspector suddenly appears at the door, helpless with laughter, holding the joke aloft. He collapses and dies. Cut to film of army vans driving along dark roads.)

Voice Over: It was not long before the Army became interested in the military potential of the Killer Joke. Under top security, the joke washurried to a meeting of Allied Commanders at the Ministry of War.

(Cut to door at Ham House: Soldier on guard comes to attention as dispatch rider hurries in carrying armoured box. (Notice on door: 'Conference. No Admittance'.) Dispatch nider rushes in. A door opens for him and closes behind him. We hear a mighty roar of laughter... . series of doomphs as the commanders hit the floor or table. Soldier outside does not move a muscle.)

(Cut to a pillbox on the Salisbury Plain. Track in to slit to see moustachioed top brass peering anxiously out.)

Voice Over: Top brass were impressed. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards.

(Cut to shot looking out of slit in pillbox. Camera zooms through slit to distance where a solitary figure is standing on the windswept plain. He is a bespectacled, weedy lance-corporal (Terry Jones) looking cold and miserable. Pan across to fifty yards away where two helmeted soldiers are at their positions beside a blackboard on an easel covered with a cloth.



Cut in to corporal's face- registening complete lack of comprehension as well as stupidily. Man on top of pillbox waves flag. The soldiers reveal the joke to the corporal. He peers at it, thinks about its meaning, s******s, and dies. Two watching generals are very impressed.)

Generals: Fantastic.

Cut to a Colonel talking to camera.

Colonel: All through the winter of '43 we had translators working, in joke-proof conditions, to try and produce a Jedi version of the joke. They worked on one word each for greater safety. One of them saw two words of the joke and spent several weeks in hospital· But apart from that things went pretty quickly, and we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Jedi could.

(Cut to a trench in the Ardennes· Members of the joke brigade are crouched holding pieces of paper with the joke on them.)

Voice Over: So, on July 8th, I944, the joke was first told to the enemy in the courtyards of Coruscant...

Commanding NCO: Tell the ... joke.

Joke Brigade: (together) Wenn ist das Nunstrьck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

(Pan out of the British trench across war-torn landscape and come to rest where presumably the Jedi trench is. There is a pause and then a group of Jedi rear up in hysterics.)

Voice Over: It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke ...Cut to a film of Chamberlain brandishing the 'Peace in our time' bit of paper ... and one which Hider just couldn't match.

Film of Jedi rally. Yoda speaks; subtitles are superimposed.




SUBTITLE: 'MY DOG'S GOT NO NOSE'
A young soldier responds:
SUBTITLE: HOW DOES HE SMELL?
Hitler speaks:
SUBTITLE: AWFUL'
Voice Over: In action it was deadly.

(Cut to a small squad with rifles making their way through forest. Suddenly one of them sees something and gives signal at which they all dive for cover. From the cover of a tree he reads out joke.)

Corporal: Wenn ist das Nunstrьck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

(Sniper falls laughing out of tree.)

Joke Brigade: (charging) Wenn ist das Nunstrьck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.



(They chant the joke. Jedi are put to fight laughing, some dropping to ground.)

Voice Over: The Jedi casualties were appalling.

First they started out with a nice herbal cleansing to rejuvinate not only their bodies but the souls as well. They wrapped up the day with some nice aromatherapy and ear candling.

Sounds like Darth Groovy has just looked over his Monty Python videos again........!!!

points this round:
5points
Jatt13

4points
Tie Guy
ckcsaber
Darth Groovy

3points
Katarn07
$am
Devil Doll
BCanr2d2
Boba Rhett
teutonicknight
Chase Windu

2points
Boss
Darth Zaius




Total points:
1. BCan2 12 points
= Tie Guy

2. Boba Rhett 11 points
= Katarn07

3. Havoc Stryphe 7 points
= leXX 0
= Devil Doll 7

4. $am 6 points

5. Boss 5 points
= teutonicknight
= Jatt13

6. Hannibal 4 points
= rogue15
= wassup
= ckcsaber
= Darth Groovy

7. Wraith 8 3 points
= Chase Windu

8. Darth Zaius 2 points

next question:
what is this object (http://www.starwars.com/episode-i/snapshot/1999/12/snapshot19991221.html) used for?

It is a device used to smoke illegal narcotics, such as spice and the such.

*** Aren't you posting the scores anymore?

Well, see, if you hold one of those metal grips and throw it like you're throwing an ugmulian blob ball then it will fly out and turn around and come back.

it's something that Jar-Jar uses whan he's feeling a little lonely....

Isn't it obious? Its a Gungan Condom. :D

It's an efficient yet very uncomfortable two person seat that is having a test run in all of the trendiest places on Coruscant.

Its a drunkometer it tells how drunk you are.

:quesyel:

Originally posted by Chase Windu
It's a futuristic bong.

Isn't that what I said? Not in the exact same words...

its the new and improved excersise machine:
Now you to can look like a jedi and feal like one to ;)

It's the midget ewoks land speeder :D

A wookie and gungan castrating device

A wine bottle opener from Kamino. It works more like what we would call a shoe horn to get the corks out....