Its the hilt of a Jedi-matic double lightsaber.
You can adjust the facing of the blades.
An automatic-miniture-supercharged-toilet seat
Points this round:
5 points
Boss
4 points
Darth Homer
ZBomber
teutonicknight
$am
3 points
Boba Rhett
BCanr2d2
FunClown
Katarn07
Tie Guy
2 points
Chase Windu
Darth Zaius
Lord Glorfindel
Total points:
1. BCanr2d2 15 points
= Tie Guy
2. Boba Rhett 14 points
= Katarn07
3. $am 10 points
= Boss
4. teutonicknight 9 points
5. Havoc Stryphe 7 points
= leXX
= Devil Doll
6. Jatt13 5 points
= Chase Windu
6. Hannibal 4 points
= rogue15
= wassup
= ckcsaber
= Darth Groovy
= Darth Zaius
= Darth Homer
= ZBomber
7. Wraith 8 3 points
= FunClown
8. Lord Glorfindel 2 points
next question:
what species is Poggle the Lesser?
(his image) (
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/pogglethelesser/img/movie_bg.jpg)
He is of the Obi-Gyns.
*giggle*
If a Noghri and an Ent had a child......
A mixture of a Gran and a Talarion (Watto's species)
Jar Jar got a bit to frisky with the Praying Mantis like bugs of Naboo...
Poggle the Lesser?
no thats just kermit in ten years with sea weed stuck to him :D
Originally posted by Padanime
next question:
what species is Poggle the Lesser?
(his image) (
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/pogglethelesser/img/movie_bg.jpg)
Poggle the Lesser is the illegitimate child of Kermit the Frog and Jar Jar Binks :D
...I thought his name was Al Gore......
:xizor:+:chewie: =Poggle the Lesser
Originally posted by Lord Glorfindel
A mixture of a Gran and a Talarion (Watto's species)
It's Toydarian. Close enough. Talarion sounds Trek-like, doesn't it?
he's like the grinch, but he's old so he has a long beard
Looks like something that came out of Jabba last I checked.
Originally posted by FunClown
Looks like something that came out of Jabba last I checked.
Why oh why would you have checked before? :indif:
Squidius Uglius we would call it, or in SW speak Mesa Ugli.
BlasTech E-Wok has proved highly effective against vehicles and infantry units alike. The E-Wok has an optimum range of two-
I think you mean the BlasTech E-WEB Heavy Repeating Blaster used by Imperial Soldiers.
If you would like to see an E-WEB Watch Empire Strikes Back.When the Falcon is launching from an Echo Base Hangar the big gun the Imperial Snowtroopers are trying to set up is an E-WEB
Ecks, the idea of this thread is to be wrong, and be the most imaginative and convincing at being wrong.....
The truth has no place in this thread!
Lol. Yeah you kinda totally missed the point, Ecks. :D
Originally posted by Padanime
next question:
what species is Poggle the Lesser?
(his image) (
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/pogglethelesser/img/movie_bg.jpg)
It's actually Jimminy Cricket! He didn't age gracefully and unfortunately he let all that wisdom and power go straight to his head!
sorry too many posts to read them all
Poggle the Lesser is actually Human...just got hit with the ugly-stick a few too many times...
he's gotta be a mutated cockroach of some sort.
Why oh why would you have checked before?
Wasn't it on one of the special editions? :D
sorry i took me so long but im in my exams atm so ;)
ill put up points later when i have some more time.
but just to keep u guys busy i give u the next question:
what is goin on in this scene (
http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg)?)
Vader: And remember Fett. The Tuesday Book club has moved the meeting to Thursday next week. Make sure you've read chapters 5 through 7 in The Wind and the Willows.
Lando: Now hold on Vader. You know I can't make it to a Thursday meeting. This wasn't part of the deal! I demand you change it back.
*Vader and Fett look at each other*
Fett: No decentigrations aye?
Vader: Well... maybe just this once. *wink*
Fett - Heh, yeh, back in my young days, there was this big Clone War. Yeh, then there was this wussie Jedi, his name was Anakin Skywalker.
Vader - Heh heh.... yeh.......
Vader - *force choke*
Welcome back to the pulse-pumping final match in the 13th annual Bespin staring competion, hosted by Lando Calrissian. Vader is five-time defending champion, but has he finally met his match in the newcomer Boba Fett? Stay tuned to find out.....
tie guy, you stole my answer!! :mad:
but that's ok. :D
i would've added this, though -
Lando: Oooooo, a staring contest! I got winner!
but for my real answer:
Fett: Who you callin' scruffy lookin'?
not very good, but the only thing i could think of at the moment. :rolleyes:
[Vader voice]
"You little Bastard! I told you to not play with your guns, you have killed all your classmates because of your irresponsability! there will not be anything for you this night at dinner!"
[/Vader Voice]
"but it was too funny to see how all the boys and girls dissapear"
"sir, iґm sorry to inform that your son will be in special classes to become passive now"
[Vader Voice]
" thatґs enough!, you will not go out to play for a month!!!"
[/vader voice]
Darth Vader: you yes you, Jango
Boba Fett: im not jango he was my father who sadly died in the clone wars
Darth Vader: no, your jango and I thought mace destroyed you
Boba Fett: im telling you im not jango
Darth Vader: If mace didn`t kill you, then I shall!!
Boba Fett: but..
Darth Vader: silence peon *force chockes boba to death*
Lando: umm that was really Boba Fett sire
Darth Vader: what you want some of me Mace?!?!?!
Lando: umm no sir
Darth Vader: Then quiet down and meet me here in one hour for my daily bath
Lando: (sighs) again...
Darth Vader: yes again, and stop complainingabout it , because it is bad for your health
Boba: Hey Darth! I was wondering, where do you get your capes?
Darth: Huh?
Boba: Yeah, I want a new cape! My green one isn't cutting it for me.
Darth Oh, I get them at Capes-r-us
Lando: Really? Thats where I get mine! Oh, I agree with you Fett, green and white is a fashion no-no!
:)
Vader: you both owe me 500 credits, cause my son and his crew came here.
Lando: You said "My son and his crew will come to cloud city" I don't see your son anywhere, so you owe us each 500 credits.
Vader: *jedi mind tricks Lando* I don't owe u anything
Lando: I am not weak minded u fool
Vader: *Jedi mind tricks Boba* I don't owe u anything.
Boba: U do this every time! U try to mind trick us and then the next thing that will happen is you start to cry, and then we have to give u the money just to keep u quiet, it won't work this time, u owe us 500 credits-"
Cloud City Intercom: Attention Lord Vader, Attention Lord Vader, Luke Skywalker has just arrived
Vader: *Starts doing a victory dance in front of Lando and Boba*
Lando and Bobba: DARN!!! No fair your a Jedi *Lando and Boba pull out blasters and aim them at Vader*
Vader: Lets just forget about our little bet shall we?
Lando: (to self) man, that's a nice suit of armor that darth guy's got...wonder how much he'd charge for it?
Fett: Darth, why do you wear your belt so high? It's, like, at my chest!
Vader: Individual fashion is protected by the foundations of the New Order! I'm trying to start a trend anyways...
Lando: Really? How much for a suit like that?
Vader: There are several steps that must be undergone to wear one...
Lando: Like...?
Vader: First, your lungs must be crushed (uses force to crush Lando's lungs)....
Vader: "Is he looking at me now?"
Fett: "Definitely."
Vader: "He's cute isn't he!"
Fett: "Well, he's very clean..."
Vader: "I bet he thinks i'm a dork. Must be this stupid helmet.."
Fett: "Hate to think of what he thinks of me then. At least your helmet is big black and shiney. What's your secret?"
Vader: "I use Turtle Wax!"
Fett: "Ahh.... Turtle Wax...."
Vader: Okay, who's getting take out?
Lando: I'm gonna hop out to Taco Bell and get something...anyone wanna come?
Fett: I'll stay here, I haven't been allowed there since that....unpleasantness.
Vader: Get me a chalupa.....
*insert mechanical drooling noise*
:D
This photo was taken at a Star Wars convention where Boba Fett is asking Darth Vader how he keeps his helmet so shiny. Vader then tells him that all he does is spray a little but not too much Windex to get the shine right out. Meanwhile the guy in the background wearing white is pretending not to listen but later is found heading to the shops and ordering some of that Windex.
The guy standing in the middle is staring at the guy in the black suit jealously thinking that if only he had his advice earlier he could have been wearing a costume like that instead of having to go in his Lando outfit which he had received as a gift off his aunty celebrating his seventeenth birthday twenty-four years ago to the day.
VADER: "I told you, We'll compensate you if he's harmed!"
FETT: "Yeah, but we both know that's a lie!"
VADER: "Look, I don't know why I put up with this. You're not even half the Bounty Hunter your father was!"
STORMTROOPER: "Actually, you could say he's heads and shoulders above his father!"
FETT: "You take that back! Or I'll-"
VADER: "You'll what? Are you forgetting who I am and what I could do to you? I swear, you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached!"
STORMTROOPER: "Good one sir!"
FETT: "Stop it! Stop it I say! Stop it or-"
STORMTROOPER: "Or what? Heads will roll?"
FETT: "I know what you're trying to do!"
VADER: "You do? Well, shucks, someone should move genius boy, here, to the head of the class!"
LANDO: "Fellas, fellas, can't we just settle this over a couple nice tall glasses of COLT 45? It goes down smooth, and every pour always has a nice thick head * everyone giggles* Sorry, couldn't resist.
FETT: *ignores eveyone* "Just put Solo in my cargo hold when you're done, I'm outta here!"
LANDO: "Where you heading?" *more giggles*
COMMANDER: "Sir, Skywalker has entered cloud city!"
VADER: "Excellent! See to it, that he finds his way here!"
COMMANDER: "Yes sir!"
VADER: *Calls down the hallway* "Fett!"
FETT: [turns around exasperated] "What now?"
VADER: "What? I was just going to tell you Skywalker is here. Just a friendly Heads up!
*Stormtrooper, Lando and Vader fall to the floor laughing while Boba Fett storms away*
LANDO: "You know for a Sith Lord, you're very witty"
VADER: "We have to be. It makes up for our lack of personality and dialogue."
FETT: I'm sorry, darling, I just can't take all this any more. I'm leaving you.
VADER: *sobbing* But Boba, how can you be so heartless? Think about the children!
FETT: I'm sorry darling, there's nothing that you can say that will change my mind.
*VADER bursts into uncontrollable crying. A few sparks are seen from his helmet's visor.*
LANDO: Boba, have you really thought this through properly? I mean, all your kids...
FETT: Listen, Lando, I'm sure that Darthy can take care of all seven of them on... his...
*FETT and LANDO both stop and notice VADER has stopped srying and passes glances between the two of them.*
VADER: Eight! We have eight children, remember? Oh my god, he doesn't even remember them all! *continues sobbing loudly*
FETT: But I thought we weren't counting... you know... Doola.
VADER: (mortified) Even if we did think she looked a little... funny... and had to keep her in the trash compactor on the Death Star, that doesn't mean you can disgrace her memory like that! You cruel, heartless bastard!
Etc etc.... :D
Darn it! I missed a question. NAd this one was really good. To similar to the above ones, so I won't bother posting (past 10 anyways)
I know mine won't count, but I just gotta
Stormtrooper: OK! Don't MOVE!!
Vader: I love you...
Fett: I know...
*vader moves out of the way & Boba Blasts the 2 stormies*
Vader: I see you have not brushed your teeth today lando
Lando: shut up fool or I'll put a cap in yo @$$
Vader: you should know my a-ness is made of the purest Coreillian steel
Lando: I no its so shiny I can see myself in it
*Vader and boba glance at each other*
Boba: so.....is it you no attached...........
Vader: excuse me?
Boba: your you no what-is
Vader: attached to my suit?
Boba: ummm yes
Vader: no no its an implant
*lando looks like he is gonna die of laughter*
Boba: really? I always thought it was attached
Vader: can some1 please change the subject!
Boba: what?! I'm serious you look like a trash can for pete's sake
Vader: really? I always though I looked like a clothes washer
Boba: no no definitly a trash can
Lando: ok u fools change the subject or i'll put caps in yo @$$s
Boba: don't say ass
Lando: HEY U SAID IT WITH OUT USING " @$$ " !
Vader: i'm gonna go tell mama boba
Boba: its "mama fett"
Vader: sure it is.............
It's the Annual Empire Helmet Convention. Vader and Fett are actually trying to work out how someone got in wearing a helmet.... Or his helmet somewhere else?!!!
LANDO-Darth Vader, will you take Boba Fett as your lawfully wedded husband, to cherish him, in wealth or in poverty, etc.
VADER-Yes, I do.
LANDO-And you, Boba Fett, will you take Darth Vader as your lawfully...etc.
BOBA-Yes I do.
LANDO-I now proclaim you, Husband and husband.
*sighs* This has gone on long enough.... Somebody wake up Padanime.
Does anyone else think that we should just turn this into a caption competition, looking at the sheer number of replies to the last question?
Nah tht's more then enough replies.....