^ Oh yeah?

< Well here it is!

V ^Read it and weep.

^ you are so mean, I hope you
go out tonight and are forced
into having long, hot,
and soul shuddering, sex
with a beutiful woman.

< ....not much to say
(I guess the cat has my tongue)

V pssst your epidermus is showing

^ Yes, I know

< I'm completely naked under my clothes.

V Try not to imagine me naked. If you value your sanity, for the love of god TRY!

^ I'll try not to, even though I have no sanity to value.

< Everyone in the entire world are against my artistic taste. It's like my favorite movies are everyone elses worst. And vise versa. I'm in a huge argument with a friend right now cause of that. His favorite movie, American Psycho, when I can't understand why anyone could possibly enjoy it at the least. It was the worst ****ing of all time.

V The next post will be Eggplant calling me and art fag once again.

^ actually points for being psychic
more points because American Psycho
was worse than lots of stuff I have
ever seen and I'm glad you hate it too
however you should not argue about stuff
like that you simply say, that movie
was crap, but if you like it we'll then
your just an art fag :cool: and move on

< but just to keep you happy
and bitching, your avi is too small
to see well, but not small enough
to not notice the white flecks
or tell tale signs of a bad
transparent bg. and lastly
The Residents, pishshaw
a highly over rated band,
if I ever I never heard of one.
:wink:

V wow 2am gues I should go to bed
what time is it in your sector?

^ At a guess I'd say it's about time my friend dropped off the copies of Win 98 and XP he's been promising me for the last three billion ****ing years.

< I shot the sherrif. Then I ripped his heart out with my bare hands and ate it raw.

V Care to join me for dinner?

^ silly man
it would take 2 whole days
to fly there and by then
it would be cold,
and I really dislike
cold tube grub pie.

< hope your friend delivers soon,
if not email me okay.

I am having a late turkey dinner
today with cranberries
never had thanksgiving
last week, in Canada
we hold it on Columbus day
or near to it.
that way we can give thanks
for commiting Genocide
on a wide scale
while happily filling
our fat obese North Amercian faces.

V so what's eating you?

^ Enzymes.

< Grim Fandango is l337! LOLFGMGOLOL!

V Keep that ^ and I'll take you V

^yeah, sure. Whatever. Like you could take me.

(Kay DARTH, First of all, Residents are not overrated because most people I know don't like them. I only know a couple of people who do. Second, I really don't care about the appearance of my avatar, at least I pick one and stay with one, unlike you. third, I don't fight over movies with my friends, I just debate their opinions. Everything is clean. Fourth, listen to the album Wormwood by residents. Its their best one. You probably have only heard early stuff like the stuff from duck stab.)

< I accept my unique taste.

V Yeah, yeah, I've heard that one before.

^ read Sinister Eggmen
my poem in the Blue Casket
man that is so you.
you amuse me.

< poor Lateralis
he is forlorn and melancholy
but at least he got some.

(more than I can say for you
with a chip on your shoulder that big.
hey I think the grounds keepers
of Mount Rushmore are looking for
Lincoln's wart, that must be that
chip on your shoulder)

V I offer to thee
the gift of Blue Jello

^ Glad to be of your amusement. I amuse a lot of people. I think I'm pretty damn funny myself.

< My definition of sleeping is staring at a ceiling for eight hours.

V Maybe you could use sleep yourself.

^ I sure could, but it ain't gonna happen for me tonight.

< I love the Nightshift. I love to boogie. I love the double-time-and-a-half, oh yeeeah.

Tonight I will be embracing temperatures up to minus 50 degrees. Celcius. I love the smell of dead frozen animals in the morning.

V In the event of my inevitable freezing death, I leave you all my debts. Enjoy! Watch out for the loansharks though.

^ I feel so special
inheriting your debts.
*deadbeat*

< !

V ?

^ ?. >?<?? ??!??! #%*@#@!!!!!

< A big stupid head.

V Don't eat rocks, it's suprisingly bad for your teeth.

^ pop rocks taste so good
just like candy rock should

< have two flat feet

V Quack, quack, Moo?

^ BANG! BANG! Thud.

< Loves Jofa's new avatar. It makes me giggle. And fall to the floor. And recite bible passages backwards. And giggle some more. And vomit pea soup. Uh-oh.

V Have you seen Blue Streak? It's funny.

^ is that with supposed comedian
Martin Lawrence? no he frightens me.

< I saw a cool Jack animation online
once but the right mouse button
had been disabled so I could not get him.

V today is going to hurl their bones
into the drink, it is sort of
a day of the dead tradition.

^ Kind of, but I'm doing it the other way around. The drink will be going into me.

< I wish I had a thing that did stuff. Stuff is awesome.

V Blargh!

^ Stuff is not half as cool as things.

< I'm in a lucid dream and I AM THE KING OF EVERYTHING. So stop telling me to quit flying around and eating my favorite foods and asking my lathe of heaven what the source of all creation is.

V So what's it like to be a character in someone else's dream?

^ I can't remember
because I am presently hypnotised
by your all seeing eye

< I am very envious,
because I do not think
I will ever find a better avi
than the one Jofa has now.


V you too are also
under the thrall
of the eye of JofaGuht.

^ My minds eye that it.

< It's time for pepto bismal. I've never woken up feeling so indegested in my life. riously,I think I'll vomit.

V I1 you don't think that's gross I think you should stop looking at my eye avi. It's not that good. Darth, keep the one you have now. Its good.

^ Eye still like it:D

< I Love the smell of peptol puke
in the morning. It smells like victory

V pook?

^ You are a sick person also with a somewhat cool avi. Keep that one.

< Right now I am writing a short story that will offend christians around the world. Not that I have anything against them.

V Life is sure funny, maybe that's why I am always laughing hysterically in this padded-room of mine.

^ Negativeland has a funny song
called Christianity is Stupid
off the Escape From Noise album,
you might like it.

< do we get to read
your manifesto when it is done?

V If you should fall from grace
with god where no doctor can relieve
you, should we stick you in the sod
where the angels won't receive you,
should we let you down into the mud
where the rivers all run dry?

^ More like falling TO grace. Gosh I crack myself up so much.

< Sure you can all read it. It actually doesn't have anything against christians in it but i'm sure it will offend them. The first half has to do with a love relationship when the second has to do with the horrifying means of the second coming. It's voilent and perverted, but that's the point.

V So of those of you who want to read it, tell me and I'll send it to you.

^ post it instead
with milk and honey,
that way some of us might think
it's warm and fuzzy

< 'ship's log stardate 15.7.34
forum has been as deserted as the
Mary Celeste, these past days,
where has everyone gone to?

V hello...???

^ posts in bold
< is the fastest man alive
V is the fastest woman alive

^ what my sex change did not stick?!

< spent the day making cookies
for senior citizens, alas still
it does not get me a ticket on
the number 9 express.

V don't talk kitty, just run!

^What's with "kitty". You're repeating that a lot. Its a really cool band though. but its spelled Kittie

< Kittie came to my hometown on January 6. Morgan Lander was all like, "Today's my birthday." and my brother's friend Jake screams out, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" and she was all like "Heh. Heh. Thanks." It was hilarious. God they're so hardcore live.

V. All bow down before my opinion of music!

^ never heard of Kittie
the line run kitty
was from GF year2 glottis.

< this amd...

V...that

^ confuses me
< thinks all the guys in this forum are weird.
V is weird

^ You're just saying that cause i'm albino!

< Which reminds me when Hayley ws all like, "I once saw a black albino person." I asked, "How?" She said, "He was all pale and had red eyes but he had big lips and a flat nose," I responded, "Jesus, Hayley, you are so racist." She said, "What? I did! I actually saw a black albino person." well, that's what you get when your main enviroment are basically all rednecks.

V Is as normal as weird people can get.

^ I saw an albino squirrel once

< I even looked behind
the Cyclops' Eye

V loves Harry Potter as much as I do

^Hell Yeah! never read the book, but the first movie was fecking awesome! Looking forward to the next.

< To be completely honest, I didn't Lord of Rings was all that great, to me it was just so-so.

V Will give the longest rant since Satan's speech to me for not liking LOTR as much as you do.

^ "gee, I kinda liked that movie."
(press statement from Hell)

< tomorrow night I go see Harry Potter

V stop looking start dating,
tomorrow is the 21st for instance;
see there you are your first date.:D

^ Amateur, I've had just a bit over 5675 dates in my live, most of which lasted 24 hours long.

< I rate everything, I list everything, and I time everything. Critical habits I guess, if I didn't mind becoming the enemy, i'd be a critic.

V i'd give you about a 6.5/10.

^i am sorry if i'm breaking it up but what is the aim of this game?

<I've looked at all the posts and this is all i see in common

>please help me

^ the up arrow refers to
the last post made, ie
you asked for help so this
is what this post is all about.
someone says something up
then something towards themselves
and then down, and the next person
should repond to what was said above.

< I saw The Chamber of Secrets
I can't wait until LOTR The Two Towers

V american thanksgiving
is so late in the year,
it's like big turkey dinner
followed by big turkey dinner,
man that's a lot of turkey
in close proximity.

^ I had crab legs for thanksgiving. I usuallly have one of those big tubes of artificially-flavored sugar.

< Grape is my favorite.

V Pixie dust is good for you.

^ the Dixie Chicks are good for you

< I like purple
much better than I like orange

V :lsduel:

^ Okay. You finally beat. Now you have a better avi.

< Watched 2 movies today: Dune(1984 one) and Sliding Doors. Both very good, though hard to compare because one is a somewhat disturbing sci-fi/horror and the other is a romance. I wonder what my life would be like if i had never watched Sliding Doors.......

V Doesn't get the joke I just made cause he/she hasn't seen that movie.

^;) I think you would look good
as a blonde english shakespearian
woman dressing like a man,
pretending to be a woman; whilest
getting on the London Underground.

< I on the other hand
would rather be listening to
the Velvet Underground

V while you continue to be
the biggest fan of the Velvet Fog.

^ I confuzed.....Gwenyth Paltrow is a man?

< Watched Goldmember yesterday, they are just trying way too hard, i wish for no more austin powers flicks. Watched Slacker today, only good Linklater flick I've seen other than Waking Life. Dazed and Confused was boring and uninteresting(funny at parts though) and Tape didn't have any likeable characters. Those are the only ones I've seen.

V This next post is by someone who disagrees with me, fell asleep during Waking Life and loved Dazed and Confused. I guess what you're interested in, either the mystery and lathe of heaven of the subconcious, or your a stoner.......

^ never saw those movies
but Gweneth played the woman
in Shakespear In Love who pretended
to be a man in order to play a woman
because at that point in time and history
women were not allowed to act on stage
and so men had to play all female roles,
so...as i said she played he to be she.

< almost watched Slackers, but thought
better of it and I did watch 1\2 or so
of Vanilla Sky and was so bored
that I turned it off. maybe I'll try
watching it again on Feb 30th.

V is the head priest
of a Bangers and Mash
worshipping cult.

^Not Slackers, SLACKER, no plural. I'm talking about the 1991 Richard Linklater movie, not that crap movie with Devan Sawa. By the way, before you watch Vanilla Sky, watch the original spanish version, Open Your Eyes. I still thought that Vanilla Sky was better, but Open Your Eyes had some better qualities.

<MEOW! MEW! ROW! PURR! MMMMMMMMMM! HHHSSS!

V RUFF! WOOF! YIP! OROROOROOROWWWWW!!!!!!

^ oh yes I forgot;
thank you for knowing that
Mike Myers is like so 'Unfunny'
that it is not funny.
he was funny as a parody of
charles grey and telly savolas
from the original bond flicks
but his austin powers was
(A) very annoying
and (B) worse totally unoriginal
and a rip off of Frankie Avalon.
Myers always talks in interviews
about how much his folks were into
60's stuff, well buy or rent the dvd
or video of one of the old
beach blanket bingo movies;
the one with the english drag racer
'the Bug' played by frankie avalon
as a double role he played himself,
frankie and the bug. the bug wore
the same glasses as Austin had the same
laugh attitude movement, language style.
I mean a parody of the bond villian
was funny. co-opting someones gig
alah elvira doing vampirella
is just sad. and then in the second
powers he made doctor evil turn into
another austin which killed the genius
of the original; and fat bastard
was not funny at all. (shrek worked)
fat bastard no.

< :monkey4:

V::c3po::fett: :ewok: :jawa

^I liked the first Austin Powers, I thought it was a great take-off. I never saw any thing of what you said. The second was okay, but it lost some qualities. The third was pushing. Nuh-uh! But if you don't like Mike Myers because of this, rent 2 copies of So I Married an Axe Murderer and call me in the morning.

< That's figurative of course. Just rent one copy, it cost less that way, and don't call me in the morning because I'm nocturnal. I stay up all night and sleep during school. I disagree about Shrek working. I didn't like that movie very much, monsters inc. was better.

V CHERP CHERP SING CLUCK BOCK CHERP

^prehc kcob kculc gnis prehc prehc

< pook?

V:monkey4: :monkey4: :monkey4:

^poke?

<MY EYES BURN! THEY BURN! I just woke up. Everything is night. With all the lights off, I went to the computer and wiggled the mouse to wake up the monitor. and with my background screen being almost white, it burned! It burned like mad!

V Did you know I am the reincarnated spirit of Salvador Dali.

^ no I did not,
well I'll have a pastrami on rye
with a side order of pinto beans please.
and oh yes a coke.

< yes I do not like
the glaring white of a computer screens.


V *IF YOU WENT TO SEE THE TWO TOWERS,
THE LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE TODAY;
AND I KNOW THAT YOU DID,
I AM GREEN WITH ENVY!:mad:
cause I have to wait until after
New Years to see it.