^ ah yes, a cheap whine;
another is
"I wanna go to Miami"
(which reminds me
CSI Miami is on tonight.)

< yumm cookies,
(not the internet kind either)

V and now here's Gendo!

no no no, here is Gendo ;).....

^ was so excited by the thought
of GendoTheGreat's approach
that he forgot to use arrows.

< is knee deep in sheep

V the next person
Will Not Be Gendo.

^ Was trying to be clever and get Gendo in by jinxing him not to

< Will play along with that

V The next will NOT be Gendo

^ my you are psychic

< oooh! new shade
of dementia to post with

V the next person to post
will deffinetly
NOT BE GENDO

^thanks, Darth, the pink letters are much more comforting than the big bad scary purple letters

< Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!

V There is a slight chance the next will be Gendo

^ ha ha! scarry purple type again

< cool thinks to himself,
right on Residents avitar above me

V eats green eggs and ham

^I will not eat it here or there. I will not eat it anywhere. I will not eat green eggs and ham. I will not eat it sam-i-am

< Blue Velvet is a good movie.

V Will have to name me some more good Lynch flicks.

^ I have no idea what you're on about. I like that in a person.

< Well wasn't I the popular one whilst I was away? I'm back now. Between my ****ty work hours, my car being a mangled pile of ****, and my hard drive deciding to **** itself and die, it's been a hell of a week. I'm just glad I can now get back to what I truly love doing: wasting my life in front of a computer.

V Is it just me, or did I say "****" a lot in this post?

^ Yeah! Don't say **** so much you ****ty-ass ****head. You should shut up, you ****-eating ****monster

< Eraserhead, Elephant Man, Dune, Wild at Heart, Lost Highway, Fire Walk With Me, The Straight Story, and Mullholland Drive. Gosh I am such a geek.

V Do you know that butterflies smell with their feet?

^ no

< Elephant man best he ever did.
Dune (I like the long version okay)
the rest pure crapola!
he Cronenberg and Agoyan
should go away forever.
worthless art fags!

V :cool:

^ :(

< Moving into Dad's apartment in three weeks time. Somebody please kill me. Well, at least the rent will be cheaper. I want to die very very badly.

V I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you and live in your house.

^ if you don't mind moving
to Canada okay.

< I would like to be dead
and get a head start towards
the 9th underworld

V would like to get a head start
wearing their ninth pair of underwear.

^ Ha! The joke is on you, my friend. I do not wear underwear!

< I've had maybe 5 hours sleep in the last two days, so naturally I have to get ready to do a 10 hour shift. Fun, fun, fun.

V Always remember: "A friend in need is a friend you can do without"

^ I need something real bad.

< Screw you, Darth, and your little opinion too! Lost Highway is freaking awesome, Blue Velvet is far from crap, art fags beat mainstream fags (I think the word "fags" should be starred out. Its even more degrading than the "f" word.

V Will either be someone else agreeing with me, Darth disagreeing with me, or a loner who wants to kill me

^ sorry I forgot about Blue Velvet.
Dennis Hopper or any film with him
is pretty cool so,
Elephant Man, Dune and Blue Velvet
are worth watching more than once.
*however I stand by what I said earlier.
said mentioned directors exist
merely to create impressionable films
for the easily impressed.
and they are total Hijole!
and as for the term 'Art Fag'
which has nothing to do with
sexuality and everything to do with
artsy fartsy pretention,
say 'Nuke Gay Whales' instead.*

< the lights outside are pretty.

V:lsduel:

^:jumpfire:

< needs to do work in college

V should get a job :D:D:D

^ Get a job? That means I just spent 11 hours and 35 minutes at a job I don't have.

< I've got a bike

V You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good.

^ no thanks don't ride girls bikes :)

< is going out into the world
to order his copy of
Tierra de los Muertos

V hopes you have done so too

^ Have not done so.

< Someone closed their locker on my finger today. OUCH!

V eat my inner thoughts

^ hmmm fingers caught
in the cheap metal
of an academic institution;
sounds like a brillant script
for a Lynch\Cronenberg\Agoyan flick
:)

< having Thai noodles for dinner

V hello you!

^You too!

< The pain is pulsing beat by beat. I am not using my ring finger/ left hsnd to type. The back of it is all purple and black. People say my fingernail may fall off. It is not outt of a Lynch movie. It was locker 810 kept by Sean Sells, right above mine.

V Quick! Free yourself before time runs out.

^ Time's running out!? ****! What am I gonna do? WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!? AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!

< *Runs around in a blind panic, runs into wall, smacks face against wall, falls to the ground blubbering*

V Mama?

^ if Tymes running out,
go down the hall and see if
Basil or Rosemary
will lend you some Coriander.

< count down to sunday
I get to see two Kevin Spacey movies
in a row, Pay it Forward & K-Pax

V you are sleeping,
you do not want to believe

^ I know you are, but what am I? (Ha! That'll learn 'im)

< Help, I'm lost in my own magnificence

V Hasagonegunafra, pal

^ yegreatsoothernpansyya!

<yummm chilly dogs off to din din

V man that shade of lipstick
is all wrong on you

^ Really? I'm gonna kill that skinny little sales bitch when I see her again. "Turquoise is your colour!" She says "Matches your hair!" she says. "Matches my hair" indeed!. Well I'll show her.

< Just finished installing Grim Fandango on my brand new HDD. Thank almighty god in heaven it runs on Win95. Losing your hard drive is a real pisser.

V Don't have a cow, man. Because eating aimals is evil. EVIL!

^ Humans are on top of the food chain. And even if it is evil, it tastes good.

<Mustis is a better keyboardist than the one before him. Don't believe me? Listen to THE INSIGHT AND THE CATHARSIS.

V LISTEN TO THE SONG!

^ No, because your obscure fringe culture reference has left me uncertain as to what the hell you're on about.

< I've still got that bike

V You can ride it if you like. It's still got the basket, the bell and the things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

^ it iss tricksy!
it says it doess not know the way out
but it knows the way in,
it must know the way out.

< is it juicy, gooey, yucky, scrumptiouss?

V perhaps we sitts here,
and chatss with its a bits?

^I've gotten lost in places that I know how to get into. By the way, the double (S)s are freaking me out, as well as your new avatar.

< I was the person who brought down the Irish influence upon the Spaniards! Don't believe me? Listen to the song ANTAEGA

V My obscure culture referances are leaving you uncertain on what the hell I'm on about? Then fine. Don't Listen to the song if you don't want to learn how to understand one another or communicate with different people. Maybe that is what's my culture referrances obscure.

^fringe culture. Obscure fringe culture references.

< We will finds it, my preciouss. We will finds it and we will eats it!

V Gollum! (Woohaha, freaky!)

^ doess it like riddless?
it must have a competion with uss.

< we findss it long ago,(2 days actually)
on my birthday. a golden doughnut,
a magic doughtnut. gollum...gollum

V "Ahhhh! Art Fag! David Lynch
we Hates it! we Hates it, FOREVER!"

^ May Dog bless you in your quest for whatever it is you're looking for.

< Why do I have a stupid big grin on my face?

V Wouldn't you like to know?

^ has a stupid big grin on his face
< has the strange feeling that someone watches him right now
V will call me paranoid

^ avitar above me scarry in that
Teletubbies baby sun kind of way.
*NO One be cruel enough to use that
as an avitar.*

< sings for Gendo a Eurthymics song
"must be %$&*ing with an angel
must be *&%$ing with an angel..."

V:lsduel:

^ ;)

< I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke. There's a tear up the front. It's red and black. I've had it for months.

V If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.

^ you are a real poet
but I guess that you know it
cause in verse you do show it

< I have a hat,
all dented and black
it has been all across Egypt
so what do you think about that?

V Wozzle Wuzzle

^ Woozle Wuzzle? That's what passes for comedy these days?

< I have a friend called Josh. Cool, huh?

V Do you have a friend called Josh?

^ Nope, all the Joshes in Missouri are complete jerks.

< Gosh I'm so pissed off right now. You know the writer Chuck Palahniuk? He's freaking amazing but his new one Lullaby is horrible. It starts out strong but around 1/3 of the book, it begins to get extremely stupid and boring. A bad book can be extremely depressing to a book geek like me. Thanks, i just needed to get that out.

V Read Surviver. It is way better than Lullaby. Goddamnit palahniuk!!!

^ there's only one thing to do when you are in a bad mood: http://www.plauder-smilies.de/beerchug.gif) Cheers!

< is pretty tired although he hasn't done much throughout the day. Now he's wondering what could be the reason for that.

V is stupid (no offence, just wondering if I could kill this game)

^ the round purple one takes no offense

< yes cheap Simpsons reference several
lines back good spotting it Gendo.

V like me and many forum members
has no idea of who or what JofaGuht
is talking about? the only Lullaby
I know is
a shot of Whiskey
a shot of Bourbon
and a case of Beers

^ I only speak in a sensible way when I'm in a bad mood. I'm usually happy though. But think, I don't get what the heck Gendo is talking when he makes Simpson references.

< I'm still in a good mood, so listen to THE INSIGHT AND THE CATHARSIS and read Survivor by Chuck Palahnuik.

V The funniest word in the world is "funny".

^ abcdarian that is a pretty funny word
I saw it in a dictionary once. It means
a person well versed in many different
subject matters and topics.

< reading iss bad.
it stimulates the mind
and is counter culturally productive
towards our current fast food existence.

V and you do want fries with that right?

^ Of course. That's one of the advantages of a wasting disease, you never put on weight!

< Methinks Jofa was taking my personal attack on his personality a little too personally. What a person! (Yes, I am the master of comedy. All hail!) In other news, just yesterday I dowloaded a fully functional trial version of Paint Shop Pro, and legitimately purchased it! I most certainly did not download a small 695 kb hack because I HATE warez so much! Ooh, it just makes me sick to think about them!

V Read this everybody, to know how much I hate warez so I don't get in trouble!

^ Yeah, I think the people on this forum are being a tiny bit hypocritical when they're saying that I don't make any sense. I won't take it personally though. The lack of sensibility is why I brought up the pre-acossiation typing as a threa.

< Now that is a strong personality.

V So......What's new?

^ :c3po:
*look Gendo remember my C3PO tirade?*

< :jawa
*because I started out
as a humble jawa, when I first
joined the GFN*

V :fett:
*because you are
a chip off the old block
if ever I saw one.*

^ See? That's exactly what I'm talking about. Hypocrite.

< The thing about hypocrisies is you can be a hypocrite for calling someone a hypocrite if you yourself are a hypocrite and then your a hypocrite all over again. Then it is no longer a hypocrisy, it is a paradox. And my headache ensues.

V Did you see Monk tonight? I missed it.

^ No, but I do dabble in the fine art of Table.

< Back to work next week. More work means more pay means food and clothing for me! Hooray!

V You have no legs. You poor poor person.

^ hmmm interesting comment,
let me sit down and think about it

< because nothing makes
a room come Alive
like a little Dead Air

V I dare you to post something now!