quote anyone from anything, whats your favorite??
"I love having my own lightsaber, its the most exciting thing ive ever known, to have my own lightsaber is cool. not many people can say they have one"
- Ewan McGregor
think i have to agree with that.
"As you know im a man of honor and if I say I'm going to kill my self damn well I'im going to kill my self..." <insert Camus' real name here>
I have two.
My upmost fav. of course if from Obi-wan Kenobi
"So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view."
Second best:
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"
:D
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
and "Excellelent" - Darthy Baby (the real 1 not maul the pretender)
or a few from the italian job
"Pretty Car" - Mafia boss (its just the way he says it)
being number 1
See my sig.
And I like the "quote" if you can call it that, with Mace windu and the Battledroid...
Hand me that Loghtsaber......etc. Can't remember it precisely so I wont write it...if someone else could, it would be fine :)
Signfield hahaha
"you must wear zee rebon"
Either the classic Soup Nazi "No Soup for you!" or the one I invented for my sig. :cool:
"He's only mostly dead."The princess bride.
"Good?Bad?I'm the one with the gun."
"The best sign of intellegent life in the universe is that it hasnt contacted us"Calvin and hobbses
"The best way to spoil fun is to say that it builds character"Calvin and Hobbses
Not really my favorite but:
"Im no Jedi.Im Just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions".-Kyle
damn i forgot about Evil Dead, ok here goes "Groovy..."
yeah haha, the nazi "No soup!"
man you guys come up with the funny ones
"He's only mostly dead"
Originally posted by Tyrion
"He's only mostly dead."The princess bride.
"Good?Bad?I'm the one with the gun."
"The best sign of intellegence in the universe is that it hasnt contacted us"Calvin and hobbses
"The best way to spoil fun is to say that it builds character"Calvin and Hobbses
I miss Calvin and Hobbes... :(
Some of the bits with Rosalyn were great, ranging from "I wonder how many of these term paper write-ups I can get in one flush" to "Run Hobbes! She's got CLEATS."
And just about half of what his dad said about the Universe and cars....
Did I mention I miss Calvin and Hobbes? :(
Besides that, that quote from the Princess Bride was pretty good... but nothing will beat the following:
"My name is Emilo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die!" :D
"My name is Emilo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die!"
gotta love Princess Bride and that is tempting as my top quote but I like the one I made up for my old signature:
"You can have my lightsaber when you pry it from my COLD DEAD HAND" - Lexx
Originally posted by Mercen4ry
I miss Calvin and Hobbes... :(
Some of the bits with Rosalyn were great, ranging from "I wonder how many of these term paper write-ups I can get in one flush" to "Run Hobbes! She's got CLEATS."
And just about half of what his dad said about the Universe and cars....
Did I mention I miss Calvin and Hobbes? :(
Besides that, that quote from the Princess Bride was pretty good... but nothing will beat the following:
"My name is Emilo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die!" :D
Im 19 and im missem too... I also have another quote that I like but forgot...
"Thou shalt not kill remember. What kind of church man are you anyways?"
Vash - Trigun
My best quote is from this amazing dutch t.v. commercial
"BIERTJE" :cheers:
Always expect the unexpected!
I have some more-
"I'd tell you,but then I'd have kill you"
"A good compromise leaves everyone mad"Calvin and hobbses
And my favorite Calvin and Hobbses quote-
"What assurance do I have that your parenting isnt screwing me up?"
:rofl:
"do you expect me to talk?"
"no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
and
"he's dusting crops where there ain't no crops"
2 points for guessing the films :D
Originally posted by lexx
"do you expect me to talk?"
"no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
and
"he's dusting crops where there ain't no crops"
2 points for guessing the films :D
I figured you would put this... "Dodge this *bang*"
Originally posted by Camus
I figured you would put this... "Dodge this *bang*"
sshhh dont tell anyone but that's going under my name when I get to 1000. Damn it, you've spoilt it now! :mad: :D
Originally posted by lexx
sshhh dont tell anyone but that's going under my name when I get to 1000. Damn it, you've spoilt it now! :mad: :D
Oops sorry I didnt know you was going to do that... im going to Spam-zilla if I get it under a week... ~stops and thinks~ dang I blew that one too... excuse me people Im going to put my head in a guillotine for that messing up both surprises... :s
Originally posted by Camus
Oops sorry I didnt know you was going to do that... im going to Spam-zilla if I get it under a week... ~stops and thinks~ dang I blew that one too... excuse me people Im going to put my head in a guillotine for that messing up both surprises... :s
j/k
Anything Palpatine says.
"I will MAKE it legal."
"Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again."
"Kill them immediately."
"Not for a Sith. This is my apprentice, DARTH MAUL. He will find your lost ship."
"There is no civility. Only politics."
"Enter the bureaucrat... the true rulers of the Republic. On the payroll of the Trade Federation, I might add. This is where Chancellor Valorum's strentgh will disappear."
"Now they will elect a new Chancellor. A STRONG Chancellor."
"Your Majesty, if I am elected, I promise to put an end to corruption."
"And you, young Skywalker- we will watch your career with great interest."
The thought of losing you would be.. unbearable."
I see you are becoming the most powerful of all Jedi."
"You don't need guidance." (I think he says that.)
"I love democracy.. I love the Republic."
"I will create a GRAND ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC, to counter the increasing threats of the Separatists."
"Welcome home, Lord Tyranus."
(in a very Mr. Burns fashion) "Excellent."
"I look forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me, Master."
"You, like your father, are now... MINE."
"Take your weapon. Strike me down with all f your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!"
"So be it... JEDI."
"If you will not be turned, you will be... destroyed."
"You will pay the price for your lack of vision!"
"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side."
"Only now, at the end, do you understand."
"And now, young Skywalker, you will die..."
You've got to admit, he's got some damn good lines.
here's some thigns that cracks me up:
in chris rock's stand up show, "bigger and blacker", he's talking about the OJ trial:
"now i'm not saying he should have killed her- but i'd understand"
and WHO CAN FORGET THIS:
the SNL celebrity jeapordy series:
Trabeck: ok, fo $400, what sound does a dog make?
S. Connery: MOO!
Trabeck: ...that is incorrect, mr. connery
S. Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night, trabeck!
LOLOLOLMAO
"The power comes in response to a need, not a desire." Goku-
Sorry but im a big DBZ dork.
"Isn't it about time we got back to hating the French?"- George Carlin
ne of my fave game quotes from Max Payne:
'I was no hero. There was no glory in this. Just me, the gun, and the crook'
Check my sig for my SW fave quote:D
Originally posted by Goten583
"The power comes in response to a need, not a desire." Goku-
Sorry but im a big DBZ dork.
"Isn't it about time we got back to hating the French?"- George Carlin
i hear you on that man, DBZ is one of my fav shows, then Zoids
Wise men make proverbs, fools repeat them. Thasts my fave to say to people who make quotes.
I am become death, destroyer of worlds. oppenheimer said that after the atomic bomb
I've got to start being nicer to my son and meaner to my dad-Homer.
Obi-wan, has taught you well-Vader.
I will f**k up your kids- Bernie Mac
If you'r old enough to talk back, you'r old enough to get kicked in the stomach or the throat- bernie Mac.
"whats that" "this my friend is a pint" "it comes in pints....im getting one"
(from lotr"
Bernie mac is hilarious:lol:
'Why you always cryin? You gotta be a man'
I forgot one.
I am what children see when they first imagine what death will be like.- Midnighter, from the Authority.
Originally posted by Goten583
[BSorry but im a big DBZ dork.
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no really i would have never guessed *glances at avatar*
the entire dune quote...i just have one part in my siggy. And the leg quote also in my sig:D
Originally posted by XERXES
the entire dune quote...i just have one part in my siggy. And the leg quote also in my sig:D
Hey can you put it all out because Paul/Mohadie<cant remember how to spell his name> says it to fast... :S
heres another one
"youd best un**** yourself OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND **** DOWN YOUR NECK"
"These days, all it takes for your dreams to come true is money and power." --President ShinRa, Final Fantasy VII
Definitely true, and sort of how I see things in life.
Do or do not, there is no try
-Yoda
i actually use that in real life is that bad?
Originally posted by Darth Knight
Do or do not, there is no try
-Yoda
i actually use that in real life is that bad?
No it shows your a fan... :D
edit: If you run around slowching with a stick talking like him that is scary...
Originally posted by Camus
No it shows your a fan... :D
edit: If you run around slowching with a stick talking like him that is scary...
that was only for that week i have never done that since
Originally posted by Darth Knight
that was only for that week i have never done that since
"you need more detail on the pinus"
(misspelled on purpous
Originally posted by whitedragon
"you need more detail on the pinus"
(misspelled on purpous
That was uncalled for hes my clan leader... :S
Originally posted by whitedragon
"you need more detail on the pinus"
(misspelled on purpous
yeah i din't find that very funny
Originally posted by Camus
That was uncalled for hes my clan leader... :S
no no no thats a quote but i dont think its from a movie
You sound like some pussy whipped 4th grader who spends his hours of free time dressing up in his grandma's panties, rubbing peanut butter all over himself.
Wit directed toward some dumbass at another one of my forums. Over there we don't immediately close posts and ban trouble makers. We pick them apart piece by piece and really bring out their stupidity before we give them the boot.
"Caw, Caw, Bang F*CK i'm dead!"- The Crow
"God, has a HARD ON for Marines"- Full Metal Jacket
"IT'S HIM! WHAT'S HIM DOING HERE?"- The Jerk
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun"- Army of Darkness
OBI-WAN: "You seem to be a little on edge."
ANAKIN: "Not at all."
OBI-WAN: "I have not felt you this tense since, we fell in that nest of gundarks"
Anaking laughs.
ANAKIN: "You fell in that nightmare Master, and I rescued you. Remember?"
OBI-WAN: "Oh Yes" *chuckles*
"I think we broke her"- The Crow
"Don't worry, I can sense everything that goes on in that room, trust me" "Your senses aren't that attuned, my young apprentice" "and yours are?" "possibly"- Attack of the Clones
"I... I killed them.... I killed them all... they are dead... every single one of them... and not just the man, but the woman, and the children to. They are like animals and I slathered them like animals. I hate them!"- Attack of the Clones
The following quotes are from the funniest movie I have ever seen to date........Airplane!
"What's your vector victor? Roger over? Over you copy? Roger...huh?"
"That ho be messin' with my old lady got to be runnin cold up the side yo head......know what i'm sayin? Say guy pretty jay I did the same ole', same ole' , know what they say? See a broad to booty at am......lay me down to smack em' yack em! Cold got to be shiiiiiiii...........
"Excuse me I speake jive. Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow!"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue."
"We're taking out the storage depot at 0900 hours. We're coming in low below they're radar."
"When will you be back?"
"Well that's classified."
"What a pisser!"
"Don't start with your white zone **** again!"
"Billy do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Ever hang around the gymnasium?"
"Billy you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"I take my coffee black....like my men!"
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with doctors and patients......but that's not important."
"Doctor surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious......and stop calling me Shirley!"
"I took the train to Hawaii and I never saw her again."
this one is from original kings of comedy
" i wish a mutha****er would!" -steve harvey
and im a simpsons fan so i have to throw in some
Sells guy : "Take this object, but beware! It carries a terrible
curse..."
Homer : "Ooh, that's bad!"
Sells guy: "...but it comes with a free frozen yogurt i call 'frogurt'..."
Homer : "That's good!"
Sells guy : "...the frogurt is also cursed..."
Homer : "That's bad!"
Sells guy : "...but you get your choice of topping..."
Homer : "That's good!"
Sells guy : "The toppings contain potassium benzoate..."
[Silence]
Sells guy : "That's bad!"
Homer : "Can I go now?"
homer-"Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"
Originally posted by Camus
Im 19 and im missem too... I also have another quote that I like but forgot...
"Thou shalt not kill remember. What kind of church man are you anyways?"
Vash - Trigun
I'm 18 and I miss calvin and hobbes tons!
My fav quote form star wars would have to be,
[obi to anakin] "why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me?"
and for just normal quotes:
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." -Ambrose Bierce
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."-Steve Martin
"You show me a capitalist, I'll show you a bloodsucker." -Malcolm X
"He who can, does. He who cannot teaches." -George Bernard Shaw
"There are no short cuts to any place worth going." -???
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." -Gandhi
"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood." -Oscar Wilde
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental." -Jim Wohford
"Life without danger is a waste of oxygen." -???
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" -???
"The internet is a great way to get on the net." -Bob Dole
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears
Originally posted by mima kake
My best quote is from this amazing dutch t.v. commercial
"BIERTJE" :cheers:
"eyyyyyyyy" *does the funny thing with the hands* "biertje!"
LOL
4 out of every 7 of the funniest quotes ever made are from none other than homer simpson! WOO HOO!