"Another chute! The Force is with me! THE FORCE IS WITH ME!Apparently the Force had to be somewhere else all of a sudden"

Diary of A Crazed Mimbanite strip 15. I laughed so hard at that.
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Check some of his stuff out, it's frickin' funny.

I have some other, just regular quotes that I like

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something"

"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else"

"What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things"

And just to finish this off
"One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings":D

Also, my Sig is a quote I particularly like(Which would be why it's my sig:p )

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

Knowledge cannot be given it must be sought.

No man is a failure, who has friends.

Forget your mistakes, but remember what they taught you.

We weaken whatever we exaggerate.

It is better to do good then just talk about it.

If happiness is in your destiny you need not be in a hurry.

Beasts do not know their own strength, men do not know their own faults.

A wise man listens to the words of fools, and like cleaning oysters takes only the pearls.

Trouble comes with the speed of a greyhound and goes with the speed of a snail.

He who has health has hope, he who has hope has everthing.

Time does not bow to man, man must bow to time.

A wise man may sit on a ant hill, but only a fool remains.

A beautiful rose is sometimes pluked by a monkey.

All that glitters is not gold.

AIRPLANE QUOTES RULE!!

Old Lady: "Nervious?"
Striker: "A little"
Old Lady: "First time?"
Striker: "No, I have been nervious before"

For the star wars people - "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the power to destroy a planet is insunifficant compared to the power of the foce"

And for the computer people - "Real programers dont document, if it was hard to write, then it should be hard to understand"

Hi


The Millennium Falcon


What a piece of junk! ~ Luke

You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. ~ Han to Ben and Luke

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. ~ Leia to Han

Don't worry, she'll hold together....You hear me, baby? Hold together! ~ Han to the Falcon

This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade. ~ Leia to Han

This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart. ~ Han to Leia

Would it help if I got out and pushed? ~ Leia to Han

well what do we have on this thing? a cuisinart? -dark helmet

how many @$$holes we got on this ship anyway?... i knew it im surrounded by @$$holes, (in the helmet deep voice) keep firing @$$holes! -also dark helmet

now im really pissed off! pissed off? if i was that close to a horses weiner id be more worried about gettin pissed ON! -dave chapelle in robinhood men in tights

you have smoked yourself retarted! -dave chapelle in halfbaked

this...is....my....BOOMSTICK!!!! -i forget who but its from army of darkness

I SHOT THE SHERIFF, AND THE DEPUTY, AND YOUR WEE DOGGIE TOO!!! -dont ask

and finally check the sig.