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It's been a very long time since we last all took part in the "game" we did on the old ezBoard.
For newcomers, basically I start us off with a short sentence, or part of a sentence, and other people add their bits systematically.
Please put your submissions in bold, maybe red too, and leave your comments as normal text :)
I was sitting on my cafe, looking out into the ocean, when...
Neglect my post and you get stabbed with a spork ;)
..a lit cigarette landed on my jeans!
I then poured my entire glass of golden-sparkle onto the affected area.
After dousing the flames, I looked up to see who the perpetrator was...
It was non other than the great GLOTTIS!
He looked very concerned...
...yet excited at the same time.
Can we have some support here! =P
I could tell because it looked like he had a gun in his pocket.
(sorry...I so couldn't resist...)
But when he pulled it out it turned out to be a Pez dispenser.
Manny took the Pez Dispenser from Glottis....
....belly button. Glottis then Made a huge stinky....
..............sock come out of his mouth..........
....made a nice sock pupet show for all the neighbour children. just then a gunshot was shot and someone was sprouted...
but it wasn't me. As a matter of fact the blast was so big...
....glottis had to run away and....
jump into the sea of lament without having...
...so he used the bottom of his shoe to wipe his nose, just then...
...he noticed an odd sticky material on his shoe...
a sea monster came and told him to
...rub the sticky stuff on his face so that...
..they can make a phony porn video. Glottis rips of his clothes. standing there Butt naked, he yells:......
.....I'm a big fat lug, with a big huge.....
porn, i'll show you porn!
and he danced around like a goon, making women and children cry and weep, begging him to put his clothes back on so he...
...put them back on and went into the Blue Casket.
where it happened to be the annual ''dress up like a banana' night. suddenly out of the darkness came...
a large grapefruit so he said...
"awww manny...is that you?" suddenly the grapefruit fell to the ground with a gunshot to the head...there was movement as someone ran out of the door...glottis ran out in chase only to find....
that a large squid was giving little kids merry go round rides, so he...
...left the assasin and jumped aboard. The squid got faster and faster until..
Glottis fell off and crushed three of the children who were waiting in line. The squid then..
picked up glottis and....
slapped him right between the
...chops....Glottis had to hurry as the assasin was getting away...in the distance stood the assasin, by the name of Guybrush!!! *shock horror!!!* Glottis continued to follow him....
...into a dark alley, strewn with posters of the undead...
where he was mugged by Neil Manke who demanded...
the secret of orange skin...glottis told him to...
.....orange jelly and then wait for 24 hours. He took the advice and let glottis go where he could contune his search for the evil assasin Guybrush. he followed his trail up the street to....
where he got offered a job on TV as a big orange demon doll, that kids come to after school and then he sings and plays with them.
so Glottis...
worked there for many hours untill he suddenly remebered a guy he once knew by the name of Manny...Yeah where had that guy got to?(!)...then a....
...weird feeling came over glottis. he didnt drive for a long time, and couldnt hold on. so Glottis fainted and fell right on a....
who ripped the clothes from his back and....
...gave him a nice massage.....aaaahhh....