"Do the truffle shuffle!!" - Mouth Goonies
"Houston we have a problem"Apollo 13
"If you can't loose um, use um." Topper Hotshots
"Bandits at 9 o'clock"
"No its only 7" Sean Connery, Last Crusade
"1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12...9 o'clock!!!" Indy, Last Crusade
"Junior..."
"Yeah Dad" Indy, Last Crusade
"Um...Son they Got us" Sean Connery, Last Crusade
"No ticket" Indy, Last Crusade
"Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, no more parachutes!" Shorty
"I didn't know you could fly a plane" Sean Connery, Last Crusade
"Fly yes, land no" Indy, Last Crusade
"Tell m,e james, do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?" Mrs/ Carver, Tomorrow never dies
"There can be only one." - Mcloud Highlander
"Ghuuumbaa Kajjjaaaaaa Mrbfllll Itooo grrrrrr Busjkaa"
"You can read it?"
"No I was clearing my throath"
Yoghert and Lonestar - Spaceballs
"If you book them they will come..." Jim Morrison, Wayne's World 2
"But remember, open it before you eat it." Yogurt --Spaceballs
Forum Spelunking 'gain! :D
"We going to need a bigger boat!" Richard Dreyfuss, Jaws
"Just remember, Jimmy, 'ole Satan Clause is out there and he's getting stronger" - Bruce Willis, The Last Boyscout
"You tell 'em I coming, and hell's coming with me! You hear me? HELL"S COMING WITH ME!" Kurt Russel, Tombstone
"Just because I'm carrying around the memory of killing your family, doesn't mean we can't be friends." Russel Crow, Virtuosity
"You must bring us...a shruberry! -The Nights who say Ni!
"First there's ooooh's and aaaah's but then there's running, and screaming." -Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park.
"Toss me."
"What?"
"I cannot jump that distance you'll have to toss me!"
"But...don't tell the elf." -Gimli and Aragorn, TTT.
"Barf!"
"Not in here buddy"
"No that's my name. I'm a mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."- Spaceballs
YAY! A thread I made! (I make like 1 thread per 2-3 months)
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
"Germans?"
"Forget it, he's rolling."
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Frodo: I am Frodo Baggins, and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: Your bodyguard?
Sam: His gardener.
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Haldir: I bring word from Lord Elrond of Rivendell. An Alliance once existed between Men and Elves. We fought together and we died together. We are here to honor that Alliance.
Aragorn: Haldir, you are most welcome!
Haldir: We are proud to fight alongside Men once again.
Sam: I know, by rights we shouldn't even be here.
I don't like that last quote, from TTT, since it changes what was in the book, this was one of the last stands of Men, not of Elves and Men. It wasn't called the "Last Alliance Of Elves and Men" for nothing at the end of the Second Age of the Sun.........
"I love you honeybunny" - Pulp Fiction....
"this hole thing is insane"
planet of the apes - charlton heston 1967
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter: You mean... beyond pacifism?
Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Dude: Yeah, but Walter--
Walter: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish.
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women.
This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
Maude: What do you do for recreation?
Dude: Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
All from "The Big Lebowski" There are a lot of others that are great, but unfortunately the filters wouldn't let much of them through.
:joy:
" Did you ever find Bugs Bunny atractictive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny."
"NO!!!'
" Niether did I"
Waynes World
"this is heavy" michael J.Fox back to the future
"We're 30 miles outside of Chicago, we've got half a tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses..."
"Hit it!"
--The Blues Brothers
"Good....bad....I'm the guy with the gun"
--Ash, Army of darkness
"Game over man! GAME OVER!!" --Bill Paxton's character (what was his name?!?!?) in Aliens
"Surely you must be joking!"
"I'm not joking....and don't call me Shirley."
--Airplane
Its like a new pair of underwair at first its constrictive but then it becomes a part of you- waynes world
"What kind of emergency does an historian have?" -Cathy, Sum of All Fears
"I can't make it.. I'm really sorry. It's.. a 'last-minute work thing'"-Ryan
"What's that noise?"-Cathy
"Er.. I'm on a plane."-Ryan
"Huh? Where are you going?"-Cathy
"I can't tell you that. "-Ryan
"Don't be stupid, tell her where you're going. She'll be impressed"-Cabot [Ryan's boss]
"Ok, so I work for the CIA, and the director asked me at the last minute to come with them to Russia, to do a nuclear arms inspection".
"That is so lame"*hangs up*-Cathy
"Hello? *To Cabot* Thanks. Thanks a lot"
:D
I got a hole in me pocket.
Ringo impersinator on Yellow Sub