Well I liked this the first time so lets try it again:D
I'll start off this time...
"Ludicris Speed!!!" Dark Helmet, Spaceballs:vadar:
"1 2 3 4 5...thats the combination to my lugage. Remind me to have that changed" Mel Brooks, Space Balls
"Sir, we've never gone that fast before, i don't know if this ship can take it." Colonel Sanders
"Whats the matter colonel Sanders? Chicken?" Dark Helmet
Spaceballes
"They've gone to plad!" - Barf SB
/EDIT/ Seventy posts down the drain.... *sigh* I hate ewoks....
"You have the ring....and your Schwartz is as big as mine !" (Helmet, Spaceballs)
"Ah, buckle this !" (Helmet)
"Who is he ?" (Helmet)
"He's an *******, sir." (Sanders)
"I know that ! What's his name ?" (Helmet)
"That IS his name, sir. *******. Major *******." (Sanders)
"There goes the neighbourhood" Sailor - Life stinks (also a Mel Brooks film ...)
"Blinken ... what are you doing up there?"
"I'm guessing ... I guess noone is coming"
"Get out of there"
<BOOM>
"I can SEE !!!!!"
<BOINK>
"Nope ... I was wrong"
"Baby, I know I was wrong. I was really wrong, but I understand that and I want to make it up. We're going to get that baby back. I know I wanted the baby for the wrong reasons, but I've changed, I know your were right, I was Wrong. But we've got a family now and I got to get our baby back. I was wrong baby, you were so right So let's o get our baby!...[click-click] Nicholas Cage, Raising Arizona
"Gatoraid, Gatoraid"
"Water Sucks, It really really SUCKS"coach's heads,Waterboy
"You can do it!" Rob Schneider, the waterboy
"Het is uit Laura, en uit is uit!" Abeltje - Abeltje
oooo...Dutch movie quotes...lemme too, lemme too !!
"Hee jongens ! Daar is De Rat !" schoolboys - Ciske De Rat
I am scared now!!!!:eek:
"From the Halls of montezuma to the shores of tripole we will fight our countries battles on the land and on the Sea..."Any Marine movie that you can think of:D (AMERICAN MOVIES!!!):D
"won't be attending that hat convention this year?!" Bruce Willis, Hudson Hawk
"Yippy-ky-ay mother F*#@%!" John McClaine (Bruce Willis), Die Hard
"Harry...I love her" AJ (Ben Affleck)
"Wrong Answer!!!" Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) Armegeddon
"Hey.....your nobody!" Jimmy (Damoyn Wayans)
"Shhh....don'y tell anyone" Bruce willis, The Last Boy Scout
"Anybody else wanna negotiate?" Corben Dallas(Bruce Willis), The Fifth Element
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" John Travolta
"Lunch!" Mikey (Voice of Bruce Willis), Look who's Talking
"Are you questioning my patriotism?" General ? (Bruce Willis), The Siege
"You either SURF or go over there and help out!" Colonel..., Apocolypse Now
"your best?! Losers always whine about their best! Winners go home and F#@% the prom Queen!" Mason (Sean Connery), The Rock
"Somebody find Buckman and launch him out of a torpedo tube."captain..., Down Periscope
"This is from Korea!!!"---"whats a matter sir it still tastes like cream corn"---"Its DEVILED HAM!!!"XO---"that might be a problem sir"Buckman, Down Periscope
"Dare I say it, Leiutenant, but your...almost out of uniform" Captain Dodge(Kelsey Grammer), Down Periscope
"Call me crazy, but I don't think we should give command of a nuclear sub to a man who has "Welcome aboard" tatooed on his penis!" Admiral ? , Down Periscope
"I AM THE LAW!" Judge Dredd (Slyvester Stallone), Judge Dredd (Bad movie:p )
"I feel the need the need for speed" Tom Cruise, Top Gun
"Theres...something on the wing...some thing"Ace Ventura
"
www.SHH.com), .org" "Zip it *whpsh* Zip it good" Dr. Evil, AP2
"Excuse me, I'd like to ASSK you a question" Ace Ventura's butt (Jim Carrey's Butt), Ace Venture Pet Detective
"like a GLOVE" Ace Ventura
"Equinsuacha!!" AceVentura
"Shekakka" Ditto
"Do not pass go do not collect $200" more of the same
"LooooSSer" take a guess
"Talk here, listen here." Q
"So that's what i've been doing wrong all these years" Bond
[clang]
CART-MASTER: Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one.
CART-MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART-MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART-MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART-MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favor.
CART-MASTER: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART-MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinson's. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?
CART-MASTER: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look, isn't there something
you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
CART-MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right. All right
The Quest for the Holy Grail (can this be still considered a quote? :D)
"I cut your bloody arm off"...
"Its only a flesh wound"black knight, Quest For the Holy Grail
"What is your Name"
Sir ....(been awhile since I've seen the movie:D )
"What Is your Quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail"
"What...is your favorite color?"
"Blue...no Green"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*gulp*
"What is your Name"
"King Arthur of Camelot"
"What Is your Quest?"
"To seek the holy Grail"
"What...is the wind velocity of a Swallow"
"African or Meditereanian?"
"I don't know..."
"AAAAAHHHHHH"
"Come and see the violence inherited in the system!" Dennis -Holy Grail
"Good morning Vietnam!!!!" robin williams
"I told you to speak your mind Jack, but crap(insert another word please)" James Earl Jones, Hunt for the Red Octuber.
"Bond, James Bond" James Bond :cool: , Pick one
SpaceBalls:
LordHelmet: I said fire in front her nose, not up it!
gunner (he was twisted eyes): sorry sir. it's the best I can do
LordHelmet: What's your name
gunner: ******* sir, my name is *******
LordHelmet: Who made this guy the gunner?
Unknown guy: I did sir!
LordHelmet: Who are you?
Unkown guy: I'm an ******* sire, he's my cousin
LordHelmet: how many *******s are there on this ship?
(a hole bunch of them stand up)
LordHelmet: I knew i! I'm surrounded by *******s. Keep firing you *******!
(I probebly got most of them wrong)
"Sir we're being jammed." technition, spaceballs
it's strawberries! Lone star jammed us with starberries!
I HATE LONE STAR
(continuation from that last post)
and one more from SPACEBALLS:
I see your swatchs is longer then mine, now lets see how well you hhhhhhhhandle it
"Hey man its me Dave open up" Cheech,....
"Dave's not here Man" Chong,....
"No man... Its me Dave man"
"Dave's not here"
Come on man its me Dave. Open up man the Cops are after me man"
"sorry man but Dave's not here"
'i am maximus, commander of the armies of the north' Gladiator
"Whyle E. Coyote Supergenius " W. E. Coyote, Looney Movie
"Thank you for pushing the self destruct button." Voice- Space balls
"We got no food, we got no jobs ... OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!" Loyd - Dumb and Dumber
"Kill them all"..., PLanet of the Apes
"Wait for my signal, then unleash hell." Maximus Gladiator
"You sold our dead bird to a blind kid!" - Harry Dumb&Dumber
What we do in life, echoes in eternity. -Maximus, Gladiator
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a ****" - Rhett Gone with the Wind
"Man, this movie blows!!!" - Grant JP3
ok, ok, he didn't say it. But he should have!!
"HeeHee" Michael Jackson (ultra high pitch:D )
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"We're on a mission from God" Elwood Blues, Blues Brothers
"I'm going to b*tch slap you back to China" - What's his face Rush Hour 2
"If your going to spew spew in this..." Garth, Wayne's World
"Now pay attention, OO7" Q (Desmond Lywellin, varios James Bond films)
"Hey, want a Baby Ruth?" - Chunk Goonies
"RUTH RUTH RUTH, BABY, RUTH!!!" Sloth? Goonies
BTW, Goonies comes out on DVD this month!!
"Badges!!! Badges!!! We don't need no stinkin badges!!!" --That guy who in that movie...ya know?
"Toss me the Idol!!" - dood Indiana Jones RotLA
"Suplies!" those ninja dudes- UHF