Yes, you saw right. How about we offer titles to popular Christmas songs, but all Lucased up? Such as....
'When the red red robin goes Bob Bob Bobbin Threadbarin' along.', etc.
It shall be a source of much jollity, especially if no-one can think of any.
Oh, the MOJO isss back and the news keps rollin',
Havin' a wonderful time postiing on Mojos new forums.
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Guybrush ate a chimp
Sam & Max
Broke Manny's back
and Indys whip went limp
Sung to "Deck the Halls"
Fill our cups and we are drinking
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la
Scumm Bar's pirates getting stinking
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la
Though our mugs are half corroded
Fa-la-la La-la-la Laa--la-la
Still, we Insult Swordfight, loaded
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-laaaaa
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See the new one, Guybrush Threepwood
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la
See him root-beer LeChuck--but good!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la
He's our fav'rite newbie pirate
Fa-la-la La-la-la Laa--la-la
Make a sequel, we will buy it
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-laaaaaa
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(Hey, this is fun. I'm voting 5 stars for this thread-idea. Good job Feral!)
Here's another:
Sung to "Away in a Manger"
Away in a galaxy--long, long ago
Lil' Luke Skywalker--a Jedi, will grow
The Empire is strong now, and Vader is bad
Luke's gonna try and convert his big dad
Sing to *Jingle Bells*
Floating on the sea,
In a one sail open ship,
All of the crew thinks,
Guybrush is a dip.
Ha, Ha, Ha,
The Jolly Roger flaps,
while Meathook naps,
what fun it is to ride this boat,
with a buncha gloats!
Oh,
Monkey Island
Monkey Island
LeChuck here we come!
Your ghost ship will be driftwood,
as soon as we are done!
Ra, Ra, Ra!
Written by Schmatz
you guys are good at this
[william schatner] YES-a little...TOO...good[/William Schatner]
I was just about to come up with a set of 12th Day of Xmas ones, but i can't be buggered, anyone who comes up with the best version of it wins a prize
I like prizes..
Here is a quick filmography:
On the twelveth day of Christmas, ole Georgie gave to me
"Phantom Menace" DVD
Radioland Murders
Tucker: the movie
More Indy sequels
Labyrinth and Willow
Rann: The Shadow Warrior
Raiders of the Lost Ark
T-H-X sound...
More Star Wars sequels
Star Wars: A New Hope
American Graffiti and
THX 1138
*shortened to last stanza to avoid annoyance**
...aaaah, this doesn't deserve a prize. I'm hoping someone can do better than this.
...aaaah, this doesn't deserve a prize
you're right, it doesnt
lol j/k my man, it was most good, just a little rythmically challenged, better luck next time
1st Day: A set of Horse Dentures in a Glass Cup
2nd Day: A pair of seagulls
3rd Day: A three-headed monkey
4th Day: 4 bunches of sasquatch hair
5th Day: 5 BA-NA-NAS
6th Day: 6 Demolition Cars
7th Day: 7 Bottles of Root Beer
8th Day: 8 Little Golden Beads
9th Day: 9 Golf Alligators
10th Day: 9 Corley Motercycles
11th Day: 11 Life crystals
12TH DAY: 12 GHOST PIRATES!!!!
Took me a while, whew :sweat:
you people are coming up with some good stuff but you're missing out a vital part of the song, the last 6 items are doing something which,to be a conteder, you should emulate, for instance "8 monkeys mating"
for those of you know dont know what the original lyrics are...:
1 Partridge in a Pear Tree
2 Turtle Doves
3 French Hens
4 Calling Birds
5 Golden Rings
6 Geese A-laying
7 Swans A-swimming
8 Maids A-milking
9 Ladies Dancing
10 Lords A-leaping
11 Pipers Piping
12 Drummers Drumming
Fine I'll try it. GImme some time. I'm gonna use some of the same ones though.
1st Day: A set of Horse Dentures in a Glass Cup
2nd Day: A pair of seagulls
3rd Day: 3-headed monkey
4th Day: 4 Life crystals
5th Day: 5 MO-TOR-CYCLES
6th Day: 6 Trams A-Rollin'
7th Day: 7 Demolition Cars A-Smashing
8th Day: 8 Pirates A-insulting
9th Day: 9 Weasals getting Headaches
10th Day: 10 Lost Souls A-Plannin'
11th Day: 11 Nazis A-Patrolling
12TH DAY: 12 Sasquatches PARTYING
There, I guess. Here are the Adventure games I used:
1: Day of the Tentacle
2:Loom
3:Secret of Monkey Island
4:Dig
5:Full Throttle
6:Dig again
7:Full Throttle again
8:Secret of Monkey Island, Curse of Monkey Island, Escape from Monkey Island (If you wanna call it insulting!)
9:Sam and Max
10:Grim Fandango
11:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade OR Fate of Atlantis (Both)
12: Sam and Max again
If I forgot any games, please tell me. I'll try to add them in, since I have a lot of doubles.
Look what it did to the Dig. All the :D things are reall semi-colons, and a D. Sorry about that :p
all very well except that weasels should be replaced with moles - and you call yourself an adventure gamer, faugh!!
hehe j/k it was highly good
i don't think it was weasels or moles...i thought it was whack-a-rat
right?
-jake
eek, i fear you are right, whack-a-mole is the original game but whack-a-rat is the sam-n-max one
one point up to Kung, hehe curse you! :)
When Indy Got Stuck Up The Chimney
When Indy got stuck up the chimney, he began to shouy
You little sh*ts'll taste my whip, If you dont get me out!
There's a smudge on my shirt! My hats covered in dirt!
The HOLY GRAIL is black!
When Indy got stuck up the chimney, the Nazis got him back!
Ozzie Mandril's Coming To Town
You better get sharp
You better grow smart
You better not fight, Unless your brain aint right
Ozzie Mandril's Coming To Town
Hes wielding a blade
And a head full of wit
His insults are strange
And you'll prob'ly submit
Ozzie Mandril's Coming To Town
He wants the caribbean
He owns a large percent
He owns enough, but still wants more
And he's not quite willing to rent
OH...
Rockin' Around the Kumquat Tree!
Silent night
Stars so bright
Just met my true love tonight
She's the governer of Melee
But she's been kidnapped and stolen away
A rescue mission I'll lead
Map, ship, and crew's what I need.
Cool. I really like Scabb's Indy one ;)
I press reply to early every time....
Rat Schmat (almost my name)
Mole Schmole
Weasel Schmeasel
Change it if you want, as long as I am the WEENner !!!!!
'Have yourself a Merry Lucas Christmas'
Weave away the scarey Lord of Chaos,
Let the swans take flight...
From now on,
Young Bobbin will make all things right....
Have yourself a hairy little Sasquatch,
Make the freak-show pay...
From now on,
All big-foots will come out to play....
Here we are in the land of the dead,
We will band with Salvador...
Faithful Demons that help our plight,
Gather near to us once more....
Through the years Guybrush has been on our screens,
If Elaine allows...
Hang a rubber chick upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a merry Lucas Christmas now.
bla bla bla
someone ate a chair
Lucasarts!! yeah
(poo)
Not LEC related, but one for all South Park fans none the less:
Mr. Garrison: Ok children. Since Eric Cartman can't seem to remember the words to O Holy Night, I'm going to give one of you children this cattle prod, and if Eric forgets any words, just shock him a little. Ok. Here you go Kyle you take it.
Kyle: Sweet!
Mr. Garrison: Ok Eric whenever you're ready.
Cartman: And...Oh Holy Night, <BBBBZZZZZ> Ow! What was that for? I didn't screw up!
Mr. Garrison: No Kyle, you can't shock him unless he forgets the words.
Cartman: And...Oh Holy Night, the stars are brightly shining, is easy as the next, of our dear saviour to be. O Holy Night, nenanenenahaa <BBBZZZZZ> shining, the blizzards enough, with the Christmas Trees and pie. <BBBBZZZZZ>
Mr. Garrison: Those aren't the words Eric!
Cartman: This Jesus was born, and so we give p--resents. <BBBBZZZZZ> andaerrr <BBBBZZZZZ> deeaddaa <BBBBZZZZZ> say degrees. OK...FALL, ON YOUR KNEES, and hear, the angels v--oice, <BBBBZZZZZ> ohhhhh neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee give in.
Mr. Garrison: Very Nice Eric.
Cartman: oooohhhhhhhhhh nnight, ohhh night devin. Oh see, I remembered that whole chorus, didn't even have to...
Mr. Garrison: Missed it!
oooohhhh neeeee, <BBBBZZZZZ> Divvvviinnnneeee, oh neeeeeeeee, oh nightly <BBBBZZZZZ> <BBBBZZZZZ> HAHHHAHAHAH <BBBBZZZZZ> <BBBBZZZZZ> HAHAHHAHA.
Mr. Garrison: OK Eric, now we're going to do the French words!
Cartman: WHAT!?
:eyeraise: Yeah.... uh huh...
Silver (Monkey) Head
Melee Harbor
Busy Harbor
Dressed in piratical style,
In the air there's a stench of grogged pirates.
Meathook painting,
Elaine campaining,
Meeting growl after growl,
As they search for the insult's last piece.
Silver head,
Silver head,
where could we find this strange monkey?
Silver head,
Silver head,
Soon we will rule all of Melee!
Voodoo lady
tried to save me
But i was a dense bum,
and ignored all her warnings 'bout danger.
See Elaine glare,
Watch Mandrill stare,
It's dePollo's big dive,
but despite all this madness, I've found....
Silver head,
Silver head,
I'm smart, I found the strange monkey.
Silver head,
Silver head,
Soon I'll send LeChuck back to heck!
Ok, so the last line doesn't rhyme. sue me. :-p
I don't have another song--I tapped my creative juices earlier in this thread, but I have to say this:
This is one of the 10 best threads of all the LucasForums! I am so entertained...great job to all, and to feral for starting it. I wish that I could vote again... it trully deserves 5 stars
Originally posted by remio
Not LEC related, but one for all South Park fans none the less:
Far more hilarious when you actually hear the song. :D
Originally posted by Swordmaster
Far more hilarious when you actually hear the song. :D
Very true, I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at work. :) Nobody says 'pie' quite like Cartman.
Originally posted by remio
Not LEC related, but one for all South Park fans none the less
:)
Dont forget Mr Garrions "Merry ****ing Christmas"
Hey there Mr Muslim!
Merry ****ing Christmas
Put Down that book the Koran
And here's some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed
It's jesus's birthday
So get off your heaving muslim ass
And ****ing celebrate
After so many years doing Kickstand Karaoke, I have finally found a contest I am good at! :) (I hope...)
To start off, let's see the twelve days that I wrote when EMI was released, but didn't post on the web. Don't worry, I will try to mention other games besides Full Throttle.
*ahem*
The 12 Days of Christmas (As sung on Melee Island)
By Ben_Whatsisname (From the "Kickstand Karaoke Goes Ape!" Collection)
On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
An undead pirate who wants to kill me
[...snipped for space...]
On the twelth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve sushi boats a-sailing
Eleven sticks of walking
Ten dead Aussie critters
Nine attempts at diving
Eight prostetic organs (eww)
Seven weeds of whacking
Six tourists wandering
Five monkeys fighting!
Four wedding presents
Three hearty crewmates
Two drunken parrots
And an undead pirate who wants to kill me
Roads at night, kills at night!
I am tough, rottwheelers arn't bright.
Round yon Maureen, Father and child.
Burn rubber so tender and mild,
Crach in heavenly peace,
Crach in heavenly peace.
Roads at night, kills at night!
Cavefish quake at the sight.
Glories stream from The Kickstand afar
Heavenly hosting at mojo bar,
Ben the bad is born!
Ben the bad is born.
Heh-heh
So many songs, so little time...
Hark the Mojo Monkeys sing...
"Server's down, let's fix this thing..."
Mojo fans anxiously waitin'
For DNS service to be co-op-o-rate-in'
With a big collective prayer,
"Let's get the hosted sites back on there"
Hark the Mojo Monkeys sing...
"Server's down, let's fix this thing..."
Hark the Mojo Monkeys cry...
"Why did Dozer hafta die?"
"Why did telefragged and those ads
have to kick Mojo in the nads?"
The only thing that will bring Chrismas cheer
Is to have Mojo fully up before New Years!
Hark the Mojo Monkeys cry...
"Why did Dozer hafta die?"
Aaaaaaannnnnnnnddddd.....
Guybrush, the mighty pirate...
Had a very sharpened wit...
Yet when he tried to use it...
He would usually just get whipped.
All of the other pirates...
Used to laugh at his name...
They never let poor Guybrush...
Compete in any pirate games...
Then one darkened Carribian night,
Guybrush passed three trials...
With his rapier-like-mind...
New insults he soon would find...
Then all the pirates feared him... (well, not really)
And you could hear them all scowl...
"Guybrush? A mighty pirate?
Arrr... He still fights like a cow!"
*bowing*
Deck the bars with smelly bikers...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
Drive real fast, beat up hitchhikers....
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
With a thunderous screech of tires...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
Watch 'em drink till they get tired...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See the Polecats hanging ou-out...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See the Vultures full of clout...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See the Rottwheelers full of rage...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See the cavefish wrapped in Band-aids...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See the Corley CEO now...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See Ripbuger make him go "OW!"
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See his grown-up baby daughter...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See the Polecats get blamed for slaughter...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
Ben awakens in a dumpster...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
Hits the asphalt, gets some road-burn...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
Steals anything that's not nailed down...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
Touches the tower, leave the town...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
To say much more would be a shame...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
I guess you'll just have to play the game....
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la!
:rolleyes:
wow.... you are really good!
Originally posted by Yoha
:rolleyes:
wow.... you are really good!
and really bored - good work though :)
It's not boredom, the boy is talented :-D
lol...
Ben, you should record yourself singing them and sell the CD. You could be rich (depending on your voice!)! I know I'd buy one ;)
Those who can - do.
Those who can't - post to forums.
My singing voice only entertains 1-year olds at the moment, but thanks for the complements. :)
Carol of the Drunken Pirates
Arrg buy more grog,
hair of the dog,
drink it real fast,
it eats through the glass
Guybrush is here,
can't buy no beer,
too young to drink,
his ship is pink,
Mix meds with grog,
dead as a log,
bury him quick,
Goodsoup family crypt,
Pirates rejoice
sing in bad voice
bust up the room,
talk about Loom,
Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken Christmas,
Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken Christmas,
Trade yer peg leg,
for another drink from the keg,
God bless that tasty green swill
Dong Ding dong ding, dong Bong
It's not boredom - it's just a sick habit. LOL Visit the Kickstand after the hosted sites come back online. This isn't the worst I can get.
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
(The Land of the Dead Follow-up)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And they'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
And she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When Manny found her Christmas mornin',
Just a few hours after death.
She had become a naked skeleton,
But still had eggnog upon her breath.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.
Manny checked the computer in desperation,
He was sure she could be on the 'Nine'.
But her records showed him something different,
Seems Grandma had done some time.
Manny questioned the poor Grandma.
Seems that she wasn't as sweet as she appeared.
She boasted proudly to the Reaper:
"I know 100 ways to cook reindeer."
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.
Mannys heart sank to the floor now
As he reached under the desk.
"It's got a handle in the compass...",
Kicked her out into the street and got depressed.
"Santa, could you send a saint please?
I want to get out of the DoD.
I'll be a good Reaper all year till Christmas,
Just pick someone off of your 'nice list', if you please.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Now she's on her four year journey.
You can say there's no such thing as Christmas karma,
But as for 'el oma diablos', she believes.
*waits for clapping or the clatter of change in his cup*
Originally posted by Schmatz
Ben, you should record yourself singing them and sell the CD. You could be rich (depending on your voice!)! I know I'd buy one ;)
Then Ben would get a letter from Lucas legal saying that he is making a profit from Copyrighted Material.
I could also be snapped up for aural terrorism. :( Not good. For you Robotech fans, my voice is the evil equivilant of the Minmei attack.
Have yourself a merry little christmas
Let your grog be drunk
From now on, you're gonna be a heart-throb hunk
You have just defeated the ghost pirate
Now your pocket's full
Find Big Whoop then meet up with a talking skull
Marry Once, and hopefully forever
Use your skill and wits
Soon that scurvy Demon'll be blown to bits
Slash yourself an ugly little pirate
Use your insults well
You can win, whereas all this guy can do is smell
On the tree-top, add a doll of voodoo
Let it do no wrong
Hope your tales of piracy shall live quiet long
And sing yourself, a merry little christmas song
Originally posted by El Pollo Diablo
Then Ben would get a letter from Lucas legal saying that he is making a profit from Copyrighted Material.
Most unfortunately, this is true... they are always out to destroy 'fan games' no matter wtf it is. Everything is THEIRS THEIRS THEIRS. The fan art I made was probably illegal too. Oh well.
Uh, they closed like, two fan games before EMI was released and suddenly they're corporate slaveowners? Legally speaking, they should be shutting down a LOT more copyright infringements than they have already.
If they were ever to sew someone for real copyright infrigement, the suit could get tossed because they didn't protect their copyrights earlier.