My Favorite Things

Red paint on mummies,
And rootbeer on zombies,
Musical monkeys,
And brown fur on Yetis,
Skeletal reapers,
Cursed diamond rings,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

Long-winded salesmen,
And sadistic nurses,
Microwaved hamsters,
An' pirates singing in verses,
A life-crystal crazed German who tries to grow wings,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

Enchanted figureheads,
A young man named Bobbin,
Weird aliens in disguises who try to,
scramble my noggin,
A girl named Laverne who constantly screams,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

When the skull talks,
When Conroy sings,
When LEC sold Sam and Max,
I simply reinstall my favorite games,
And then I don't feel like crap. . .

Mummies....hmmm zombies...
Monkeys.......Yetis....
La dee da, la dee da,
La dee da, da,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

When the skull talks,
When Conroy sings,
When LEC sold Sam and Max,
I simply reinstall my favorite games,
And then I can finally relax. . .

And then I don't feel like crap. . .

*I somehow can't get over the feeling that it's stuff like this that's gonna be the deciding point in the decision of my going to heaven or hell*

Walking In A Winter Wonderland

Slayed folk wail, are you shaking
Pirate tales, are in the making
Grab A Ship and a crew, theyres nothing much else to do
Plundering with Mr L Legrande...

Someone's dead, alert the reapers
Send a message, to their beepers
And Don't ask me why, dont tell the Calavera Guy
Bringing the deceased into our land...

In the meadow we can ride a "Corley"
We can race those wierd freelance police
And if perhaps a few of us ride poorly
We can always smear their tyres with some grease

Later On, we'll conspire
Plotting dreams, by the fire
A tentacles needs
High Ambitions and greed
Ruling this entire earthly land

Yeah!

Originally posted by Ben Whatsisname
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
(The Land of the Dead Follow-up)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And they'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
And she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When Manny found her Christmas mornin',
Just a few hours after death.
She had become a naked skeleton,
But still had eggnog upon her breath.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.

Manny checked the computer in desperation,
He was sure she could be on the 'Nine'.
But her records showed him something different,
Seems Grandma had done some time.

Manny questioned the poor Grandma.
Seems that she wasn't as sweet as she appeared.
She boasted proudly to the Reaper:
"I know 100 ways to cook reindeer."

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.

Mannys heart sank to the floor now
As he reached under the desk.
"It's got a handle in the compass...",
Kicked her out into the street and got depressed.

"Santa, could you send a saint please?
I want to get out of the DoD.
I'll be a good Reaper all year till Christmas,
Just pick someone off of your 'nice list', if you please.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Now she's on her four year journey.
You can say there's no such thing as Christmas karma,
But as for 'el oma diablos', she believes.

*waits for clapping or the clatter of change in his cup*



I saw that grandma got run over by a reindeer the other weekend on cartoon network it was pretty appaling

I'll try, although most of my english is from www.babylon.com) and it's not really a christmas-song ;)


What shall we do with the drunken pirate
What shall we do with the drunken pirate
What shall we do with the drunken pirate
here on monkey island

fight against him until he's beaten
fight against him until he's beaten
fight against him until he's beaten
here on monkey island

scare his rat until he's yelling
scare his rat until he's yelling
scare his rat until he's yelling
here on monkey island

whey hey grog gets boozing
whey hey grog makes dozeing
whey hey grog is burning
here on monkey island

cut his wooden leg with a saw
cut his wooden leg with a saw
cut his wooden leg with a saw
here on monkey island

tell him where big whoop is buried
tell him where big whoop is buried
tell him where big whoop is buried
here on monkey island

whey hey grog gets boozing
whey hey grog makes dozeing
whey hey grog is burning
here on monkey island


you may improve/correct/continue this

Pretty cool!

Christmas Songs! ROCKS!
MOJO POWER!

While Sheperds Watched their flocks by night

While Pirates, drank their grog by night
They jolted in dismay
A tentacle had wandered in
And used his shrinking ray

The pirates, shaking in their boots
Ran quickest that they could
The tentacle just flattened them
With screams and stains of blood

The Pirate Ghost then walked aboard
He shook old purple's hand
Then Manny, Came to pick them up
And take them to his land

The evil two did rule the world
Until one joy-ous day
The heroes joined together
And took theyre crowns away

They travelled on Bens Motorbike
Their weapon: Indy's whip
But every team has minor flaws
Like Mr Threepwoods Wit

Old Bobbin came in hooded wear
And played a merry tune
Lechuck was chased by Sam & Max
(Although he'll be back soon)

Then Ber-nad grabbed the shrinking ray
Whilst Brink applied the rope
The tentacle was all tied up
Now evil has no hope

Ok... some of you guys are getting REALLY into this... creeping me out a bit... :D

crashing accross the waves on a big fat pirate ship
then a big fat stupid wave busts open your lip
oh jingle skulls
jingle skulls
voodoo all the way
oh what fun it is to ride on the open rolling waves

thank you, thank you, I'm here 'til monday!