This week I have been bothered by weird dreams. I was dreaming that I was watching the Animaniacs, and they did a song called the Ballad of Magellan.

It clicked with KOTOR, and the following Song-fic popped up.

There once was a Sith
Who's name was Darth Revan,
A striking young woman
The guys thought her cute,
That was all the rumor,
but was she attractive?
Underneath a big mask,
and a red armor suit?

Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Oh happy Darth Revan
Starting your journey
With hardly a care
Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Strong, brave Darth Revan
You'll find that old Star Forge
You just don't know where

They crossed the whole galaxy
And spotted a planet
Darth Revan said
Darth Revan: It's the Star Forge at last!
But then someone shouted
Someone: Hey, that's Manaan!
Darth Revan got cranky
And chopped down the man.

Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Calm down, Darth Revan
You'll need the crew later
There's no time to despair
Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Keep trying, Darth Revan
You'll find that old Star Forge
You just don't know where

Another long trip, all galaxy wide
The five maps she searched for
Were diminished to three
At last land was sighted
Darth Revan was happy
But then someone shouted
Someone: Hey, that's Tatooine!

Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Cheer up, Darth Revan
Check out your map
And don't tear out your hair
Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Keep trying, Darth Revan
You'll find that old Star Forge
You just don't know where

It took them long months
But they crossed the whole galaxy
They spotted a planet
That was covered with trees
Darth Revan proclaimed
Darth Revan: Yes! That's the Star Forge!
But then someone shouted
Someone, Hey, I think that's Kashyyk!

YW+D : Ay-yi-yi-yi
Oops, Darth Revan
Your fun little journey's
Become a nightmare
Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Keep trying, Darth Revan
You'll find that old Star Forge
You just don't know where

Korriban, Yavin and even Manaan
Darth Revan was pleased
when they found it at last.
She was fighting Jedi three
But then someone shouted
someone: I think Malak's attacking!
Darth Revan said...
Darth Revan...What?
And got hit by debris

Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Farewell, Darth Revan
You almost made it
It's really not fair
Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Oh, ghost of Darth Revan
That old Star Forge
Is right over there.

YOu'd think that would end it
but Jedi are cunning,
they brought Revan back,
with a shiny new name,
They assigned Bastila
to be her assistant,
and sent them, you guessed it,
on another campaign

Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Farewell, Darth Revan
You did find it once
so it's really not fair
Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Oh, once was Darth Revan
You'll find that old Star Forge
You just don't know where.

I wouldn't call it a song fic. I'd call it a diddy. Looks like I have a new apprentice. Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice. LOL.

Funny lyrics mach.