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I, Fanficcer

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 Darth InSidious
01-09-2010, 2:27 PM
#1
I, Fanficcer

Long time ago in the far away galaxy...

A prophecy was foreseen: "A thing will happen, and then another thing, yea a third thing also."

And it did.

"And now you will die Lord Darth Malak, Ruler of the Sith!!!!!!" screamed Revan at the top of his voice and very loudly.
"Noooooooo!" said Malak very slowly.

Then Revan kiled him with his great big purple lightsaber and stabbed him through the chest. Then Malak died.

"You were a foal, Malak. Good always truants over evil."

"Oh, Revan I love you, but we must escape before the Star Fodge explodes!" said Bastilla.
"I love you too let's run quickly." Revan said.

And run they did.

They got to the Ebony Hawk just, in time.

"About time" said Crath "I was about to leave without you too."

"Let's go then quickly" said Raven.

Then Revan and Bastilla went to the back and made sacks noisily.

Then The Enob Hawk landed on the plant and everyone shouted hooray.

"You have savde the galaxy" said Master Vendor and everyone shouted hooray again and he put a medal on Raven's chest.

"STOP" shouted a being who pulled out a gun. He looked almost exactly like a Twi'lek except his skin was pinky-white and he didn't have lekku and he had hair and flat teeth instead of pointy ones. "That's Darth Revan. I'll kill you Revan!"

And he shot at Revan.
 Trench
01-09-2010, 3:24 PM
#2
:lol: I don't know why, but I can't wait for the next chapter. :xp:
 Te Darasuum Mandalor
01-09-2010, 3:27 PM
#3
Is this a spoof of LOH's story I, Avenian?
 Quanon
01-09-2010, 3:55 PM
#4
Can't wait for the screwdivers... eh screwdriver... o_Q



:lol:
 TriggerGod
01-09-2010, 4:03 PM
#5
Is this a spoof of LOH's story I, Avenian?

obviously not this is a completely original story and i give it 10 stars out of 10.
 Lord of Hunger
01-09-2010, 5:03 PM
#6
Is this a spoof of LOH's story I, Avenian?
No, it's an attempt to mock it. DI has often mocked my posts in the past and he obviously felt inclined to do the same to my fan fiction. :raise:
 Det. Bart Lasiter
01-09-2010, 5:11 PM
#7
No, it's an attempt to mock it. DI has often mocked my posts in the past and he obviously felt inclined to do the same to my fan fiction. :raise:

that's what a spoof is
 Litofsky
01-09-2010, 5:25 PM
#8
A brilliant addition to your list of fictions, Darathy. You have truly endeavored to gift upon the public a tale of excellence and mastery, with depth, elegance, and stunning dialogue all packed into half-a-page of great fun.
 Jae Onasi
01-09-2010, 5:39 PM
#9
Is this a spoof of LOH's story I, Avenian?
Have you people never heard of the book "I, Robot"?

Cut the spamming, peeps. Carry on.
 Ghost
01-09-2010, 5:46 PM
#10
I have. read it, loved it, and saw the movie.

Anyway, nice story DI, very nice
 none223
01-09-2010, 7:40 PM
#11
It is good...once you overlook the "typoes".....and poor grammar.......
 Trench
01-09-2010, 10:32 PM
#12
It is good...once you overlook the "typoes".....and poor grammar.......

Knowing Insidious, those were most probably intentional.
What I find most interesting about this is the move from "Ebony Hawk" to Enob Hawk". :p
 Quanon
01-10-2010, 10:26 AM
#13
It is good...once you overlook the "typoes".....and poor grammar.......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




















:ugh:
 machievelli
01-12-2010, 10:53 AM
#14
read
 Qui-Gon Glenn
01-17-2010, 8:16 AM
#15
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




















:ugh:
DI carnt speil wirth a dangued terd.

Brilliant, DI, brilliant, even if you need remedical engrish.
 Te Darasuum Mandalor
01-17-2010, 9:30 AM
#16
None, you mispelled typos.
 none223
01-17-2010, 11:01 AM
#17
naw dip, I didn't know that!

That was on purpose, hint the " " marks...


So....when is part 2 gettin' released?
 Tysyacha
02-10-2010, 6:49 PM
#18
OMG!!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!

I SO needed a belly laugh today. Thanks for providing it! :)
 LordOfTheFish
02-20-2010, 12:40 AM
#19
Wow cant believe I missed this. Thanks for the laugh! I need it right now...
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