Beavis and Butthead are ashamed of you.
A bartender walks into a bar...
and the patrons laugh at him
I'm a redneck if......
if you're me.
A redneck walks into a bar...
full of city slicker sissies, he has no drinkin' competition.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could lay one BIG MOTHER OF AN EGG over there.
What did the monkey say, when he left a doddy in the cookie jar?
"Let me 'jar' your memory." :devburn:
What happens when Dr Hax and Hack Benjamin fight and there's nobody left to give the hax launch command to the trebuchet tank monkey army with a flaming monitor full of doodey?
I, Purifier will take over.....of course. And will give them the Hax launch code as I command them to fire in your direction. (*ahem* Younowhave10secondstohallass! :devsmoke:)
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"Let me 'jar' your memory." :devburn:
Lol! Actually you know what the real answer to that joke is....."Weeeell, that remains to be seen".
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How many devils does it take to make deviled ham?
Two. One to hold the pig, one to do the "deviling."
:dozey:
:migraine:
Anyway... How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nobody knows because they don't even change their clothes!
In a boat you have Pete and Re-Pete, Pete fell oout so who is left on the boat?
The other guy.
Why do you want your dues so badly?
UH! UH! I KNOW THIS ONE! AHEM!......Who is the devil. :carms: (yeah....thought you would stump me on that one, didn't you)
The devil, an angel, and a priest walk into a cantina................
And the bartender says...
:raise: What in the hell..............
Why are squirrels always dropping their nuts?
Cause the play with themselves too much
A jedi and a hobo are talking, and the jedi says....
"No, I don't want any death sticks."
A Buddhist, a Communist and a Mao impersonator meet at a State-Owned Bar...
The Buddhist meditates when the Communist and the Mao impersonator talk about taking over the world. But suddenly, the Buddhist brakes out of meditation into song and sings his favorite Ozzy Ozbourne title.......
"I don't wanna change the world and
don't want the world to change me
I don't want to change the world and
don't want the world to change me."
"I don't wanna change the world and
don't want the world to change me
I don't want to change the world and
don't want the world to change me."
Oh Yeah!
Then he stops and continues in meditation
:p
What did the Wookiee say to the Sasquatch?
Dude, those aren't 2 ewoks!
The cast of Will and grace walk into a bar.
and they meet up with the cast of Friends. They all got drunk and each group showed up the next morning at one anothers set, instead of their own.
They said: **** it! On with the show!
What did Red Forman say to Chuck Norris?