Ok i thought of this while contemplating over a nice hot chocolate and a nuttela sandwich.
What happens is someone will start a joke and the next poster will make up a punchline.eg
person 1: What is round, fat and ugly?
person 2: Your mum!
first off, rules:
1.If someone has alredy made a joke you thought of dont repeat it please.
2.no overly rude stuff.
3.If moderators dont like this or have already seen it please close the thread and tell me.
4.If anyone else has seen anything like this please say and direct me to it.
Ok i'll start:
Two pigs go out to a bar and one pig says to the other _______ ________ _______.
"OINK OINK OINK!!!"
why did chuck norris cross the road?____ __ _____ _ ______?
Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they follow in his wake.
Two Jews went (insert own punchline of choice).
^Fail. Overuse of profanity, and failure to read the rules of the thread.:¬:
So, a pope, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a zoo...
^^ "Ouch" they all cry
Two Lions are hunting when one turns to the other and says.....
I wish I could quit you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see if she could figure out the joke.
What did Hallucination say when Te Mirdala Mand'alor showed up at his door?
Your name, that is, Te Melanin Man o' War. :lol:
What did one Mandalorian say to the other in their first date?
Kandosii!
So, a giraffe walks into a bar and the bartender says...
"For ****'s sake, someone call the zoo, that alcoholic giraffe escaped again."
So, a bartender walks into a zoo and the giraffe says...
"Pour me a 2X, pal."
A man walks into a lesbian bar and the bartender says......
"Seriously, Totenkopf, **** off."
How many Dadaists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can't be bothered.
Stupid Stella was so dumb she.....
Went on a second date with Totenkopf! :xp:
(I kid you :p )
When I look into her eyes I see...
chicken!
A duck walks into a bar and the barkeep says...
Look what the wind breezed in from the dumpster!
What is it called when you have a dead chicken in your muffler?
Under the right conditions: Bar-B-Q! :xp:
What do you get when you mix a demon with a politician?
Nancy Pelosi.
A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into an Irish pub and the barkeep says....
What is this, a joke?
What do you get when you cross Nancy Pelosi with Darth Malak?
A dominatrix from hell, or somebody's mother-in-law.
AHEM! (Been there, seen that. )
Why did the hairless Wookie shave his crotch?
because his skin was flaking?
What happens when you cross a Doberman with a sheep?
You have a fluffy toy that bites back.
Who made a butcher shop, killed 27 people and later ate their dead bodies?
GTA did.
Why was the wolf afraid of the lobster?
Did you see the size of those claws!!
Why does space suck?
Because lollipops are made for it.
(Btw, totenkopf's post wins.)
Why did the cactus become thirsty?
He had low blood saguaro. :p
(Btw, totenkopf's post wins.)
QFT :D
Why was Totenkopf made of win?
Because his mother and father loved each other very much...
Why did the Lemming cross the road?
It was following the other lemmings.
Why didn't the mouse cross the road?
Tom was waiting on the other side.
Why did George Clooney win?
Because Snidely Whiplash lost.
Why are cats worse than dogs?
Because Dog spelled backwards is a lot better than Cat spelled backwards.
What is Green, large, has 6 legs, and if fell from a tree would kill you?
JuniorModder
A giant caterpillar.
What is the square root of cheese?
Rats.
When Chuck Norris sneezes.....
Buildings fall.
When Barney Rubble sneezes...
It knocks him back into the stoneage...................................oh, wait....damnit!
How do Sith Lords electrocute theirself?
(LOL WIN UP THAR, PURIFIER ^^)
They run too many cords into an outlet while using the Force.
When a mommy and dady love each other very much...
They don't do housework. =_=
When construct attempts to give a d*mn...
They end up failing
A man walks into a bar with three ducks under his arm...
And gets a facefull of can can dancer jugs. :naughty:
Mirror mirror on the wall,
'Tis the worst punchline of them all.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third...
^^^Is a Book by Ryo Hoshino.
A women walks into that same bar and Orders a Double entendre...
So they gave it to her.............twice.
How do mandalorians polish their armor?
With a polisher, silly.
What if I were a serial killer and I were stalking your hated neighbor? Would you pay me as a thanks for silencing the whelp?
:confused: Ahhhh, mmmmm, let's see...........Ahhh............
Oooh, Oooh! I know! Who is Beavis and Butthead (hated neighbors). Me: Tom Anderson. You the serial killer: That guy who found them in the desert and kidnapped them and tried to take them to Washington to hook up with his ex-girlfriend; in the Movie. And I would pay you with the dooms-day X-deadly gas thing-a-majig device or whatever the hell it was called.
How many nonjedi does it take to ignite a lightsaber?
Apparently any number on the number line that is represented by: (0, infinity)
:confused: Ahhhh, mmmmm, let's see...........Ahhh............
Oooh, Oooh! I know! Who is Beavis and Butthead (hated neighbors). Me: Tom Anderson. You the serial killer: That guy who found them in the desert and kidnapped them and tried to take them to Washington to hook up with his ex-girlfriend; in the Movie. And I would pay you with the dooms-day X-deadly gas thing-a-majig device or whatever the hell it was called.
:swear::swear::swear:
Ok, fine. Ya got me.
You can lead a jackass to.........
the ultimate bitchslap from hell. :devsmoke:
How many jackasses does it take, before it becomes asinine?
Ass nine.
Your mother is...
about to put her foot up the devil's ass. :dev10:
Hell hath no fury like..........
the devil after getting a boot in the ass from purifier's mom.
Your mom's so dumb....
she fell up the "down" escalator
you're so weird...