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OMG VARSITY FOOTBALL

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 DarthAve
07-26-2007, 10:23 PM
#1
Guess what? I'm mascoting for it. All season. All the jocks at school can suck eachother's cause I'm varsity and they're still JV.

duscuss my amazing mascotingness. Maybe I'll get to dance with the marching band...

That would be so cool.
 JoeDoe 2.0
07-26-2007, 10:31 PM
#2
I'm going to be gunning for you if our schools meet Ave. :p
 Reclaimer
07-26-2007, 10:32 PM
#3
OMFG NO WAI.
 DarthAve
07-26-2007, 10:36 PM
#4
YA RLY.

I did Varcity basketball last year. So this is kinda my 2nd year as varsity.

repesent. What if I letter in mascoting? My friends mom did, :D!
 zelda 41
07-26-2007, 10:36 PM
#5
XD kool ave.
 Miss_Mayhem
07-27-2007, 12:05 AM
#6
Cool - are you still DA PANTHER?
 Hallucination
07-27-2007, 12:44 AM
#7
I didn't know you were one of the special kids, Ave. You're doing a good job!


Seriously, kongrats! Post pics! Draw phallic likenesses on your suit!
 DarthAve
07-27-2007, 12:59 PM
#8
I'm most excited about the homecoming game, cause there's a tuxedo attachment to the suit, and I get to ride in a convertable out onto the middle of the football field. And all my friends are so proud of me and stuff. I don't know if someone my age has ever done mascoting for varsity football, I think it was always seniors & juniors. What makes me so proud is that I'm mascoting the football season of my cousin's senior year. :'D So proud to be a panther.
 zelda 41
07-27-2007, 1:16 PM
#9
i wish i could be a mascot. i don't thin kwe have one though :/
 Miss_Mayhem
07-27-2007, 1:20 PM
#10
Way to go, I'm real proud of ya.
 Reclaimer
07-27-2007, 2:01 PM
#11
Our mascot is a tiger.

=\
 Miss_Mayhem
07-27-2007, 2:38 PM
#12
Our mascot is 'Canoga Man'. No, really.
 Samnmax221
07-27-2007, 3:21 PM
#13
Guess what? I'm mascoting for it.
Are you a whore now?
 DarthAve
07-27-2007, 5:29 PM
#14
No. I would be if people knew what I was wearing under the suit though :naughty:
 Det. Bart Lasiter
07-27-2007, 9:21 PM
#15
cpcpcpcpcpcp
 Reclaimer
07-27-2007, 10:10 PM
#16
Try to get some sexy mascot pics. Some of these forum pervs like to do some "research" on cartoons, fake characters, etc.

Ok! I'll find some.

Just. For. You.
 zelda 41
07-27-2007, 10:11 PM
#17
oh yeah. we're a bird

:/
 DarthAve
07-27-2007, 10:23 PM
#18
We do now. So guess what you are.
Chase, I have to put on the costume in front of people. I wear a t-shirt, shorts, and socks. And this big padded vest thing to make the torso more even and make the panther look like it doesn't have boobs.
 DarthAve
07-28-2007, 1:43 PM
#19
Don't worry, I'll get pics. Especially if I'm dancing with the marching band. And for the game before Halloween, I'm gonna check with my coach to see if it's alright to have a little costume.
 DarthAve
07-28-2007, 7:32 PM
#20
Oh nothing, just like a wig on top of the mascot head or somthing.
 Hallucination
07-28-2007, 8:59 PM
#21
So just the wig and the mascot head? I'm sure Chase would want pics of that. >_>
 DarthAve
07-28-2007, 9:03 PM
#22
No. Mascot costume + mascot head + blonde wig from halloween last year = silly.
 DarthAve
07-28-2007, 9:22 PM
#23
-Pump the crowd up
-Act a fool
-dance
-distract foul shots during basketball season
-make the game entertaining for kids who don't understand the game.
-give the cheerleaders new moves (Seriously, they copied some of my stuff.)
-In the future I guess I'll do pep ralles and stuff
-inspire school spirit! GO TEAM!
 DarthAve
07-28-2007, 9:56 PM
#24
D: PERVERT!
 KingCheez
07-28-2007, 10:51 PM
#25
You can either be gay or a pervert in this situation

or so metrosexual you can never get a chick but you don't like guys
 Hallucination
07-28-2007, 11:24 PM
#26
-Pump the crowd up by stripping
-pole dance
-distract foul shots during basketball season by flashing referees
-give the cheerleaders new moves (Seriously, they copied some of my stuff.) 'nuff said

Fix't to convey the fact I am bored out of my noggin.
School spirit? I never had school spirit. In fact, I always bet against my school because we sucked.
That reminds me of the time when our school lost to a Christian school, and everyone told our team not to feel bad 'cause the other guys had God on their side.
 itchythesamurai
07-29-2007, 7:10 AM
#27
And that's when you searched your soul and found Xenu, right Hall?
 Hallucination
07-29-2007, 1:42 PM
#28
Well, Xenu found me. He then converted me to drug use to help counter my dependence on Born Again Christianity.
 DarthAve
07-29-2007, 4:18 PM
#29
Whenever we played christian or cathlioc schools during basketball season, the kids would yell "Jesus hates you." One of them replied "read the bible!"

But take it that was the same game where our star player got suckerpunched in the eye on perpous. Well, they said it was an accident, but no accident leaves that big a black eye, poor Kenny.
 Hallucination
07-29-2007, 4:21 PM
#30
At least they didn't kill him. Can you imagine everyone shouting 'You bastard! You killed Kenny!'?
 DarthAve
07-29-2007, 4:31 PM
#31
That would be so morbidly funny. I'd laugh, but only because I'm kind of a sadist.
 Miss_Mayhem
07-29-2007, 6:58 PM
#32
I have no school spirit - I doubt that will change anytime soon. Caring is overrated.

Eh, as long as you have fun.
 Reclaimer
07-29-2007, 8:24 PM
#33
-Pump the crowd up
-Act a fool
-dance
-distract foul shots during basketball season
-make the game entertaining for kids who don't understand the game.
-give the cheerleaders new moves (Seriously, they copied some of my stuff.)
-In the future I guess I'll do pep ralles and stuff
-inspire school spirit! GO TEAM!

That can be so wrong in many ways without changing any words.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
07-29-2007, 8:58 PM
#34
 KingCheez
07-29-2007, 9:05 PM
#35
you totally didn't link to rd2

whatever don't care anymore
 Det. Bart Lasiter
07-29-2007, 9:08 PM
#36
yeah we need more posters anyway plus it's been in my sig for like a million years and you can always ban people you hate anyway mang
 Reclaimer
07-29-2007, 9:23 PM
#37
chyeah.

rd2 foreverrrrr
 Miss_Mayhem
07-30-2007, 10:13 PM
#38
'Chyeah' used to be my catchprase. I need a new one . . .
 Hallucination
07-30-2007, 10:30 PM
#39
How about 'I not be fat, I is teen preggers!'? It'd get you a lot of attention. o_Q
 Miss_Mayhem
07-30-2007, 10:44 PM
#40
Too many words *shrugs*

I was thinking of bringing back:
"Seriously?"
"P'sha"
"Not Cool"
"And what!?!!?"
"Eheheheheheheh???"
"Oh crap!"

I've gone through quite a few.
 Hallucination
07-30-2007, 10:51 PM
#41
How about some onomatopoeia? 'Fa-shwoom', mayhaps? 'Shazaam'? 'Reza no me ga arimasu pyu pyu'?
 DarthAve
07-30-2007, 11:06 PM
#42
Last year, I brought back 'your mom' as a comeback at my school for a while. Basiclly by saying nothing in responce except 'your mom'

This year, I'm gonna bring back 'Zounds!'
 Miss_Mayhem
07-31-2007, 12:04 AM
#43
Shazam sounds phucking brilliant.
 itchythesamurai
07-31-2007, 5:44 AM
#44
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Shazam-no-1.jpg)

Shazam sucks, go with "that's what she said" instead. It's always worked for me, especially when it's most unexpected and largely inappropriate.
 Miss_Mayhem
07-31-2007, 1:32 PM
#45
How bout NudgeNudgeWinkWink?
 DarthAve
07-31-2007, 3:36 PM
#46
I was gonna go with Bow Chicka Wow Wow, BUT FRECKIN TAG OR SOMTHING BEAT ME TO IT, ASSHATS.

although I did make ADULT SITUATIONS pretty in last year, thanks to language arts.
 Poopdogjr
08-02-2007, 11:35 PM
#47
Im going to name my kid Shazam. That would be AWESOME. Either that or Cornelius.
 Hallucination
08-03-2007, 1:23 AM
#48
Name him Cornelius van Horn, after the guy who has the most awesome name in British Colombian history.
 Poopdogjr
08-03-2007, 1:37 AM
#49
Wow. That is an amazing name. Maybe ill just change my own name.
 itchythesamurai
08-03-2007, 10:58 AM
#50
I knew a Cornelius in high school. He was the most socially awkward kid in school (more so than even me). And his middle name's Marion! He dated the school's most socially awkward girl and they were so gross together.
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