Guess what? I'm mascoting for it. All season. All the jocks at school can suck eachother's cause I'm varsity and they're still JV.
duscuss my amazing mascotingness. Maybe I'll get to dance with the marching band...
That would be so cool.
I'm going to be gunning for you if our schools meet Ave. :p
YA RLY.
I did Varcity basketball last year. So this is kinda my 2nd year as varsity.
repesent. What if I letter in mascoting? My friends mom did, :D!
Cool - are you still DA PANTHER?
I didn't know you were one of the special kids, Ave. You're doing a good job!
Seriously, kongrats! Post pics! Draw phallic likenesses on your suit!
I'm most excited about the homecoming game, cause there's a tuxedo attachment to the suit, and I get to ride in a convertable out onto the middle of the football field. And all my friends are so proud of me and stuff. I don't know if someone my age has ever done mascoting for varsity football, I think it was always seniors & juniors. What makes me so proud is that I'm mascoting the football season of my cousin's senior year. :'D So proud to be a panther.
i wish i could be a mascot. i don't thin kwe have one though :/
Way to go, I'm real proud of ya.
Our mascot is a tiger.
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Our mascot is 'Canoga Man'. No, really.
Guess what? I'm mascoting for it.
Are you a whore now?
No. I would be if people knew what I was wearing under the suit though :naughty:
Try to get some sexy mascot pics. Some of these forum pervs like to do some "research" on cartoons, fake characters, etc.
Ok! I'll find some.
Just. For. You.
We do now. So guess what you are.
Chase, I have to put on the costume in front of people. I wear a t-shirt, shorts, and socks. And this big padded vest thing to make the torso more even and make the panther look like it doesn't have boobs.
Don't worry, I'll get pics. Especially if I'm dancing with the marching band. And for the game before Halloween, I'm gonna check with my coach to see if it's alright to have a little costume.
Oh nothing, just like a wig on top of the mascot head or somthing.
So just the wig and the mascot head? I'm sure Chase would want pics of that. >_>
No. Mascot costume + mascot head + blonde wig from halloween last year = silly.
-Pump the crowd up
-Act a fool
-dance
-distract foul shots during basketball season
-make the game entertaining for kids who don't understand the game.
-give the cheerleaders new moves (Seriously, they copied some of my stuff.)
-In the future I guess I'll do pep ralles and stuff
-inspire school spirit! GO TEAM!
You can either be gay or a pervert in this situation
or so metrosexual you can never get a chick but you don't like guys
-Pump the crowd up by stripping
-pole dance
-distract foul shots during basketball season by flashing referees
-give the cheerleaders new moves (Seriously, they copied some of my stuff.) 'nuff said
Fix't to convey the fact I am bored out of my noggin.
School spirit? I never had school spirit. In fact, I always bet against my school because we sucked.
That reminds me of the time when our school lost to a Christian school, and everyone told our team not to feel bad 'cause the other guys had God on their side.
And that's when you searched your soul and found Xenu, right Hall?
Well, Xenu found me. He then converted me to drug use to help counter my dependence on Born Again Christianity.
Whenever we played christian or cathlioc schools during basketball season, the kids would yell "Jesus hates you." One of them replied "read the bible!"
But take it that was the same game where our star player got suckerpunched in the eye on perpous. Well, they said it was an accident, but no accident leaves that big a black eye, poor Kenny.
At least they didn't kill him. Can you imagine everyone shouting 'You bastard! You killed Kenny!'?
That would be so morbidly funny. I'd laugh, but only because I'm kind of a sadist.
I have no school spirit - I doubt that will change anytime soon. Caring is overrated.
Eh, as long as you have fun.
-Pump the crowd up
-Act a fool
-dance
-distract foul shots during basketball season
-make the game entertaining for kids who don't understand the game.
-give the cheerleaders new moves (Seriously, they copied some of my stuff.)
-In the future I guess I'll do pep ralles and stuff
-inspire school spirit! GO TEAM!
That can be so wrong in many ways without changing any words.
you totally didn't link to rd2
whatever don't care anymore
yeah we need more posters anyway plus it's been in my sig for like a million years and you can always ban people you hate anyway mang
'Chyeah' used to be my catchprase. I need a new one . . .
How about 'I not be fat, I is teen preggers!'? It'd get you a lot of attention. o_Q
Too many words *shrugs*
I was thinking of bringing back:
"Seriously?"
"P'sha"
"Not Cool"
"And what!?!!?"
"Eheheheheheheh???"
"Oh crap!"
I've gone through quite a few.
How about some onomatopoeia? 'Fa-shwoom', mayhaps? 'Shazaam'? 'Reza no me ga arimasu pyu pyu'?
Last year, I brought back 'your mom' as a comeback at my school for a while. Basiclly by saying nothing in responce except 'your mom'
This year, I'm gonna bring back 'Zounds!'
Shazam sounds phucking brilliant.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Shazam-no-1.jpg)
Shazam sucks, go with "that's what she said" instead. It's always worked for me, especially when it's most unexpected and largely inappropriate.
How bout NudgeNudgeWinkWink?
I was gonna go with Bow Chicka Wow Wow, BUT FRECKIN TAG OR SOMTHING BEAT ME TO IT, ASSHATS.
although I did make ADULT SITUATIONS pretty in last year, thanks to language arts.
Im going to name my kid Shazam. That would be AWESOME. Either that or Cornelius.
Name him Cornelius van Horn, after the guy who has the most awesome name in British Colombian history.
Wow. That is an amazing name. Maybe ill just change my own name.
I knew a Cornelius in high school. He was the most socially awkward kid in school (more so than even me). And his middle name's Marion! He dated the school's most socially awkward girl and they were so gross together.