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This is the **** that's gonna start the war against the machines.

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 Smon
05-13-2007, 9:50 PM
#1
 Det. Bart Lasiter
05-13-2007, 10:41 PM
#2
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cd_tray_fight.png)

the war had started long before you even knew it could come
 Smon
05-13-2007, 11:07 PM
#3
It hasn't STARTED yet, there was a lot of tension between the blacks and the whites before the second civil war started.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
05-13-2007, 11:10 PM
#4
hey man, you try telling my brother that. he got killed back in '97 by an e-familiar. some machine-wannabe carved him up on orders from the 'net.
 Smon
05-13-2007, 11:24 PM
#5
All I'm saying is, it isn't a WAR until entire groups of machines start attacking at once. As soon as the computers and cars start coming to your front door hungry for human flesh, then go ahead and say it has begun.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
05-13-2007, 11:40 PM
#6
people like me, we keep the war from spilling out into the streetz
 Samnmax221
05-13-2007, 11:43 PM
#7
RTS's just put ideas in their heads, stick to porn.
 Smon
05-13-2007, 11:47 PM
#8
RTS's just put ideas in their heads, stick to porn.
Agreed, Seanbaby (seanbaby.com) put a BattleBots game into his GBA, it promptly melted the cartridge and started planning world domination.
 milo
05-14-2007, 12:01 AM
#9
hey man, you try telling my brother that. he got killed back in '97 by an e-familiar. some machine-wannabe carved him up on orders from the 'net.
I thought you were like an only child or something.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
05-14-2007, 12:02 AM
#10
milo, please, you're out of your element
 Samnmax221
05-14-2007, 12:07 AM
#11
I thought you were like an only child or something.
He has a step-sister, which I found out by asking him if I could **** his sister, its all about seeding the conversation.
 Smon
05-14-2007, 12:39 AM
#12
He has a step-sister, which I found out by asking him if I could **** his sister, its all about seeding the conversation.
More like step-ladder lol.

...

...also, he needs a step-sister, she's all... squished now.
 Ray Jones
05-14-2007, 11:14 AM
#13
The face of war has changed, my brethren. We must be careful, like when having your first dose of Ketamine.
 KingCheez
05-14-2007, 11:03 PM
#14
i hate it when you post threads with just a link

i mean that really grinds on my nerves
 Det. Bart Lasiter
05-14-2007, 11:11 PM
#15
classic cheez
 Ray Jones
05-15-2007, 2:21 AM
#16
I always set up the triangle button for grind in thps
 martmeister
05-15-2007, 8:17 AM
#17
War? Just remember the lessons from Battlestar Galactica.
 JoeDoe 2.0
05-15-2007, 9:37 AM
#18
I think Ipods will play a role in this war, almost everybody has one..............

crap
 Psychochaos3
05-15-2007, 3:17 PM
#19
I'm sure my armaments I've gathered for a zombie war will work just fine for a robot war. None of them are electronic.
 KingCheez
05-15-2007, 5:32 PM
#20
I always set up the triangle button for grind in thps me too

i never change the controls though i just don't, never in a game
 Ray Jones
05-15-2007, 5:45 PM
#21
I have to when I play on PC with a PSX pad because all the other pads suck balls when it comes to THPS so I have to set that up. I don't know of a PC pad where the digital cross is not one big block of shyte.
 urluckyday
05-16-2007, 7:36 PM
#22
Just wait...Apple Computers will be the hardest to stop in this war b/c no one uses them (for obvious reasons), so no one will know their weakness.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
05-16-2007, 9:01 PM
#23
Just wait...Apple Computers will be the hardest to stop in this war b/c no one uses them (for obvious reasons), so no one will know their weakness.
Pretty sure their weakness is a hammer. Or any blunt or sharp object. Or projectile.
 Smon
05-17-2007, 10:15 AM
#24
Pretty sure their weakness is a hammer. Or any blunt or sharp object. Or projectile.
Or soda, I'm pretty sure a Mac couldn't handle the liquid abuse my various computers have put up with.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
05-17-2007, 1:51 PM
#25
Yeah. Anything that's handy could be used against them. I don't think Apple makes toughbooks.
 urluckyday
05-17-2007, 3:28 PM
#26
Correction: I don't think Apple makes anything worthwhile.
 Samnmax221
05-17-2007, 4:44 PM
#27
enjoy ur aidz.
 Psychochaos3
05-17-2007, 5:26 PM
#28
enjoy ur aidz.
Why is aids so used. Why not other stds?

Gonnerhea is getting lonely, and genital herpes is probably crying.
 milo
05-17-2007, 5:44 PM
#29
Can you really call Aids an std? It's caused by HIV but it's not an std itself is it?
 DylanMay
05-17-2007, 6:03 PM
#30
AIDS is a disease caused by HIV which can be sexually transmitted. It is therefore a sexually transmitted disease.

So... yeah.
 martmeister
05-17-2007, 8:21 PM
#31
AIDS=Ass In Deep Sh*t
 DarthAve
05-17-2007, 9:05 PM
#32
The Machine war will easily be started in the streets when the fans of John Hodgeman and the fans of Justin Long fight to the death to decide PC or Mac. (I vote PC, John Hodgeman is awesome as hell)
 Det. Bart Lasiter
05-17-2007, 9:29 PM
#33
AIDS is an STD by proxy.
 urluckyday
05-17-2007, 9:35 PM
#34
Apple computers have every illness ever...that's why no one like em'...If you want to know how I really feel...here it is...APPLE SUCKS...and the PC will remain my friend during the war against machines...no matter what...
 King Dando
05-17-2007, 10:23 PM
#35
Apple computers have every illness ever...that's why no one like em'...If you want to know how I really feel...here it is...APPLE SUCKS...and the PC will remain my friend during the war against machines...no matter what...

Even Hypochondria?
 Samnmax221
05-17-2007, 10:28 PM
#36
Apple computers have every illness ever...that's why no one like em'...If you want to know how I really feel...here it is...APPLE SUCKS...and the PC will remain my friend during the war against machines...no matter what...
I NO EVERYTIMG TEHR IZ TO NOO ABUT COPOTERS i uZe lIvEE JurNAL aND DA.
 King Dando
05-17-2007, 10:36 PM
#37
I NO EVERYTIMG TEHR IZ TO NOO ABUT COPOTERS i uZe lIvEE JurNAL aND DA.

TROOLY EVERYTIMG?
 Samnmax221
05-17-2007, 10:42 PM
#38
TROOLY EVERYTIMG?
i thiK SO
 King Dando
05-17-2007, 10:49 PM
#39
i thiK SO

I M IMPRESZED>
 martmeister
05-18-2007, 8:54 AM
#40
<Claps hands for both of you>
 King Dando
05-18-2007, 9:02 AM
#41
<Claps hands for both of you>

If your happy and you know it clap your hands.*claps*
 urluckyday
05-18-2007, 3:49 PM
#42
Go ahead and mock me. Apple users know that they own a sub-par machine, but they just can't admit that they shelled out $5000 for something that isn't compatible with anything good.
 King Dando
05-19-2007, 6:12 PM
#43
Go ahead and mock me. Apple users know that they own a sub-par machine, but they just can't admit that they shelled out $5000 for something that isn't compatible with anything good.

I'm not that fond of Apple myself.
 Psychochaos3
05-19-2007, 9:07 PM
#44
I enjoy their commercials, but their products suck.
 urluckyday
05-20-2007, 12:18 AM
#45
Exactly...I do know what I'm talking bout...
 Samnmax221
05-20-2007, 12:38 AM
#46
Go ahead and mock me. Apple users know that they own a sub-par machine, but they just can't admit that they shelled out $5000 for something that isn't compatible with anything good.
The list grows and grows, besides theres always Darwine. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwine) Last time I checked the only Mac in the $5000 dollar range was the PowerMac with midrange specs.
Exactly...I do know what I'm talking bout...
I'll bet, even touched one in the last 5 years?
 Det. Bart Lasiter
05-20-2007, 7:16 PM
#47
Go ahead and mock me. Apple users know that they own a sub-par machine, but they just can't admit that they shelled out $5000 for something that isn't compatible with anything good.
Unless they install Windows. For quite some time, Intel MacBooks were the fastest notebooks capable of running Windows.

Anyhoo.
 Samnmax221
05-20-2007, 7:40 PM
#48
For quite some time, Intel MacBooks were the fastest notebooks capable of running Windows.
Whats fastest now?
 martmeister
05-20-2007, 8:46 PM
#49
I'm not that fond of Apple myself.

Me neither; I like oranges myself.

Prob a laptop with dual- or quad-core procs (IF they even have quad-core laptops). Intel currently has the lowest power consumption with them.
 Samnmax221
05-20-2007, 8:49 PM
#50
All current MacBook models are dual core.
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