It struck me that Lucasforums needs an anthem - and what's better than a homebrewed rap? Post it here, and while you're at it, post your personal rap as well. It's delectably stupid :9
Rules:
1 ... uh ....
2. 15 lines or less
3. ....yeah....
4. It better be AWESOME to da Xtreme
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg, a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
!!!fan-friggin'-tastic!!!
I'm gonna make you bend and break
(It sends you to me without wait)
Say a prayer but let the good times roll
In case God doesn't show
(Let the good times roll, let the good times roll)
And I want these words to make things right
But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life
"Who does he think he is?"
If that's the worst you got
Better put your fingers back to the keys
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"
Been looking forward to the future
But my eyesight is going bad
And this crystal ball
It's always cloudy except for
When you look into the past (look into the past)
One night stand (one night stand off)
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"
They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms collecting page six lovers
Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes
I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood, whoa
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"
One night and one more time (One more night, one more time)
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time (One more night, one more time)
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"
Copyrighted by a band most people should know - and some should hate.
I'm too lazy to write one of my own, sorry.
Verse 1 – Suffa
This is for the hopeless, the homeless, the brokest, the dopest,
The smokers, the jokers on opiates and coke it’s,
Your choice, I won’t judge you tonight,
Cos I’m paraletic, I ain’t looking to lose a fight,
So put your hands up if you’re not to drunk to stand up,
If you bombing up the toilets put your man up,
And put your can up spray it in the air mate,
Check out my man, **** its all going pear shaped,
They call me Suff when I’m drunk they call me **** off,
Head under the bar trying to drink the run off,
I’m a one of a kind; I’ll rhyme till I’m cut off,
Or just to ****ing blind to get one off,
Don’t call me son of a bitch; I’m the son of an angel,
When the sun of the morning hits it’s so painful,
These all nighters are killing me,
But it’s alright are you feeling me?
Chorus
And it’s all love, and it’s alright,
Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,
Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,
Wake up, get sober, what a great night,
And it’s all love, and it’s alright,
Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,
Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,
Wake up, get sober, what a great night.
Verse 2 – Suffa
This is for the gamblers, the ramblers, the grandmas and grandpas,
The fans of the samplers, my godson in pampers,
Champ let’s all amp this out like Peavey,
Like De La said it’s so easy,
It’s so easy, to pack this,
Chain smoking in the back like I had three cigarettes and one match it’s,
The one who sucks tequila from a cactus,
You couldn’t hack this with axes, to all the detractors,
Go listen to Axis if you want proof,
That Obese ain’t actors, we produce,
The rawest performance from verse to the chorus,
Hung like a walrus, run like a tortoise,
Obese, enormous, flawless on the cordless,
I own this mic like my name was Shure it’s,
For the poorest or richest, slowest or quickest,
Flow with a sickness, bro you know what this is?
Chorus
And it’s all love, and it’s alright,
Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,
Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,
Wake up, get sober, what a great night,
And it’s all love, and it’s alright,
Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,
Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,
Wake up, get sober, what a great night,
Gin and tonic, you rock the house,
Tequila shots, you rock the house,
Chivas Regal, you rock the house,
Yager bombs, you rock the house,
And it’s all love, and it’s alright,
Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,
Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,
Wake up, get sober, what a great night,
And it’s all love, and it’s alright,
Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,
Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,
Wake up, get sober, what a great night!
What A Great Night.
By (the legendary) HillTop Hoods.
How about...
The people's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyr'd dead
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their hearts' blood dyed its ev'ry fold.
Then raise the scarlet standard high,
Beneath its folds we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.
Look round, the Frenchman loves its blaze,
The sturdy German chants its praise,
In Moscow's vaults its hymns are sung,
Chicago swells the surging throng.
It waved above our infant might
When all ahead seemed dark as night;
It witnessed many a deed and vow,
We must not change its colour now.
It well recalls the triumphs past;
It gives the hope of peace at last:
The banner bright, the symbol plain,
Of human right and human gain.
It suits today the meek and base,
Whose minds are fixed on pelf and place,
To cringe before the rich man's frown
And haul the sacred emblem down.
With heads uncovered swear we all
To bear it onward till we fall.
Come dungeon dark or gallows grim,
This song shall be our parting hymn.
Not mine, but it's excellent nonetheless.
All of these are horrible. I want you to know this.
Howz about wait nevermind
If we want to adopt a semi-official anthem, it should be an original property, as such, Smon's rap is the lead contender.
It's the ultimate paradise for insanity
A lawless land of lax authority
Whatever we do,
It's done hysterically
There's no reservations
No maturity
So we give ya congradulations
Our undying adulation
For joining our undeniably awesome RD nation
Let loose your silver tongue
and say what's on your mind
Go ahead and bind and unwind with the youth, America's young
We embody the spirit of free speech
A lesson we dont mind havin' to teach
Our enthusiasm cant seem to be breached
And it's obviously, apperantly present in each
So scream and shout
And be proud about
Being an RDer
It aint no reason ta pout
...Word.
That was le-shiz Mayhem......look this guy liked it-->:3pdance:
Oh look, I made a robot dance!
ED's was awesome. And Mayhem did a very good job too.
Look even the cow is dancing :cowdance
Mayhem loves those little cows..
I'm not very creative, therefore I suck at poetry/songwriting.. BUT I have a crest/thing for us!
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/Al_Sobrante/933bgBlack1.jpg)
Eh? EH?
They is uber-cute!
I'm li'l Miss_Mayhem and I'm here ta say
None 'y'all can stop me so I'm here ta stay
Head to toe, what you see is what ya get
Where you expecting more? Did I stutter or you just forget?
I'm livin' my average life day by day,
I ain't got the riches but that's okay
I've managed to charm people with my conniving ways
But if y'all dont like me that's still okay
I'm random, I'm hilarious
It's obvious I ain't serious
'Wouldn't be inane to say I maybe somewhat insane in the brain cuz I'm feelin' delirious
But whatevah ya think,
You best keep this in mind:
You better not forget I demand at least respect and those who dont are in my debt
Else I come from behind
N' you find yourself in a bind
And you'll soon find
The pain I diss out is one of a kind
*Gashp*! Mayhem's gonna bust a cap in yo ass!
....Word ....
(the edit button is soo far away!)
Why would you want the edit button? I have a little friend I like to call, the double post.
currently all rap artists are required to take pics with no shirt on go go go
*drops pants*
whicketywhicketywhack mc you beta flee off an up an ova ze hills coz ma skillz will squeeze you like ma knees will break yo noz an make it bleed
eyh, j, word up bro!
RAZPUTIN'S DOMAAAAAAAIN. WE ARE NOT REALLY LAAAAAAAAAAME. WE LAUGH ALL DAY, AND SAY YOU'RE GAY, AND JUST GO AHEAD AND FLAME AWAAAAAAAAY.
RAZPUTIN'S DOMAAAAAAAIN. WE HATE THE MEAT CIRCUS, AND BLOW UP SQUIRRELS, ALSO DOGS WHO CAN PAAAAAAAINT.
RAZPUTIN'S DOMAAAAAAAIN. HAPPY GLITTER VIOLENCE, ZOMBIES, JET-PACKS, PUPPIES, NINJAS, MAGIC!
WE ALL HATE PIRATES, AND DON'T ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE, (Cue Barry White voice) ONE TIME LADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
-Sort of tapered off there on the end. But shut up.
Ross, that was beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes.
@ Jmac: Shutup biatch, or like Jimmo said; I'll bust a cap in yo' ass.
I inserted a witty siggy quote there watcha gon' do now eh?
You donґt have to wait for later,
hereґs a new eliminator,
ask your local weapontrader
for the Super-Perforator!
Stress? Just cool it!
Hereґs a special bullit,
put it in the magazine
boom a bang into your bean,
you can call the operator
for the Super-Perforator,
killing is our habit,
make you wriggle like a rabbit,
but before you die my dear:
have a final glass of beer!
And before the break of dawn,
weґll have you back where you belong
sprink-e-ling the lawn!
Boom-bang-bang a-bang-boom-boom
meet your doom! Call us soon!
The local weapontrader
with your Super-Perforator!
We're the RD-ers and we're here to stay
We log on every hour, minute, night and day!
This forum's still rockin' after all these months
(I must think of something that rhymes with months)
Oh who cares? The RD-ers keep movin'!
You must pick wisely which forum you're choosin'!
So pop a squat and enjoy this rhyme
But I have to go because I'm out of TIME!
...Too lame?
i dat n0wz i go barfx on the sheetz of AVe.
Cool; but rhymes dont have to be exact so
Month:
-sunk
-gunk
....eh ...
Lol. These are all awesome. I love it.
I cant rhyme for sh!t.
uhhh...
here me goez...
RD is teh sh!t
you can always bet
we beat the star wars forums anyday
and we've alwayz got something random to say
dont Fu*k wit us
Or we gonna mess ur ass up
we dont play no games
so dont call us lame
theres mr. creator thrik
and all of his sh!t
and the mods follow next
with smon being the best
the others are just members
with nuthing better
to do but sit here
with an open beer
the forums all rock
in fact we rock ur sox
so dont mess wit us bud
cuz we numbah one.
word >B
And the Kayne West Remix of This Ain't A Scene It's An Arms Race just started playing on the radio as I read "word >B"
Very gangsta.
Poopdog's so far is the best. Truly inspiring/motivating.
QUICK! PUT HIM OUT! HE'S GOING TO BURN!!
And the Kayne West Remix of This Ain't A Scene It's An Arms Race just started playing on the radio as I read "word >B"
Very gangsta.
I like the original version by fall out boy
Meh. Their singles suck. You gotta dig into the album to find some good stuff. Like Fame < Infamy, or Hum Hallelujah.
YES AGAIN! POLLS ARE THE GIVER OF LIFE!
The Royal Razputin's Domain Anthem
as sung to the tune of the Russian Anthem by the Red Army Choir
by KingCheez circa 2007
Razputin's Domain, to you our loyalty we pledge
To Smod our ModKing and Ave and our MayHem!
To Cheez, and to Jmac, to Halo and DavinQ, the fallen Purple Squid, our comrades we ride
Spam, spam that we shall post upon
Milla's off topic party of
Freedom And Justice
And greasers and more!
RazPutin's Domain We Hail, To You!
Oh, Razputin, we love
To Psychonauts, and to All That Is Good!
Jmac above our lord king, and Thrik as our god, we march as one!
Above All is Tim Schafer!
Lord and Creator!
Of the most excellent game ever to be found-
So, so join us
Come spam up some topic on cats
Post image macros and start a flame war
So folks you should come here
And sing this damn long anthem
uhh...yea...I'll just walk away now...
~ahem~
I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Yo sup my name is Darth Ave and I got the illest beat,
fo my friends ova in the RD, yo we rappin in the street.
You got Mayhem, Woodnote, Cheez an' Dav, Smon and Jmac too.
Itchy, Ray, Samnmax, turtlefreak, and Halo_92.
Poopdog, Grey Man, Jimmy, Das and the rest.
When it comes down to it, out of all the LF, our place it is the best.
EVERYBODY YELL HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY INN,
Gonna post some crap, than go downstairs, and eat some delishious din.
So remember this, whe nyou get old it the theme of the Ar Dee.
Yo we reppin P-nauts and we drop them rhymes extremely vishiously!
SAY WHAT??
I could practically hear those commies sing it, KingCheez. I'm sure Devon would be pleased.
~ahem~
I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Yo sup my name is Darth Ave and I got the illest beat,
fo my friends ova in the RD, yo we rappin in the street.
You got Mayhem, Woodnote, Cheez an' Dav, Smon and Jmac too.
Itchy, Ray, Samnmax, turtlefreak, and Halo_92.
Poopdog, Grey Man, Jimmy, Das and the rest.
When it comes down to it, out of all the LF, our place it is the best.
EVERYBODY YELL HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY INN,
Gonna post some crap, than go downstairs, and eat some delishious din.
So remember this, whe nyou get old it the theme of the Ar Dee.
Yo we reppin P-nauts and we drop them rhymes extremely vishiously!
SAY WHAT??
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I applaud you Ave
You have to do it to the tune of Rapper's Delight. I just got that song on my iPod and it's fun!
Maybe I should do a theme to the tune of Supafly.
This is so last tuesday! And a bran muffin!