Comes back to the Catina and begins to drink some more.
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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
*Again late, comes in to the cantina.*
[to PARTY] Hey guys, sorry I'm late--
*See's bodies all over the floor.*
[to PARTY] What's all this. Did I miss some action?
[To Party] Right guys, here's the greatest heist ever: To steal an ISD! There's one under repair on the 5th Moon of Coruscant. If we can steal it, we'll make a fortune! Whose in?
*teleports in*
Whoa, looks like I'm back. What's been happening?
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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
We're gonna steal an ISD.
ah I just use my remote control and make a ship go were I want, while mixing the air with toxic gas to kill the crew. and then the droids clean up the bodies.
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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
No need, I just have to press a button and I can get the ship (why do you think I'm so rich)
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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
[to PARTY] Sounds like fun. I'm with you.
[To Party] Right then, here's the plan. We head to the moon, disguised as a tramp frieghter. We dock with the ISD, activate the self-destruct, and fight our way to the bridge. Let's go!
*After along trip, our heroes arrive at their destination: the repair yard. Docking with the ISD, they open the door to look down the barrels of stormtroopers. Disarmed, our heroes are now all in the same cell.*
[To party] We have to escape. Any ideas?
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NUKE THE DUKE!
Name: Kurt Alcile
Race: Human
Job: Bounty Hunter
Carrying: Modified Blaster,
Comm-Link, Double Bladed Lightsaber,Weapon Jammer,and a Liquid Cable Gun. My ship is a YT-2000 transport modified with 2 more ion cannons,2 proton torpedo launchers and new engines that allow me to reach the speed of about 200 mph.
I am also in command of a strike cruiser that is allways around if I happen to need backup. I have claimed 32 bountys out of a totall of 46.I have no Jedi powers but am an expert with double bladed weapons.
(We're currently in an imperial cell.)
[To Newcomer] Great you're here! We need to get out of here, commandeer the ISD and sell it. If you help us, you'll get an equal cut. You in?
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NUKE THE DUKE!
"Very well." "I will help you under one condition.....I get an equal share of the money you make."
"Set course for the 5th Moon of Coruscant,Commander." "Prepare to enter Hyperspace"!
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you dont know the power of the dark side....
just need to say. getting an equal cut means getting an equal share in the profits.
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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
(I meant a prison cell)
*Uses the force to convince the guard to open the door and give the party back it's weapons*
[To Party] Right, 1 down, 999999 to go!
*Exits hyperspace*
Captain Hizner:"There it is sir."
Kurt: "This had better not be a trap....." Captain Hizner: Awaiting orders, sir...." Kurt: "Program a route out in the nav computer,just in case. Launch a stormtrooper transport with a rescue team to dock with the ISD. First make sure their turbolasers are NOT operational." The team will be disguised as stormtroopers. Hopefully that will be enough. If not.......then I will go in myself." Captain Hizner:"as you wish."
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Do not take me as a fool....You don't know the power of the dark side!!
Bad guy huh? You won't last long. They never do.
*Ignites saber*
Originally posted by Deac:
Bad guy huh? You won't last long. They never do.
*Ignites saber*
bad guy? you arent talking about me right? Cause if you are.........
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Do not take me as a fool....You don't know the power of the dark side!!
Are you going to help me take over the ISD or try to kill me?
help you.
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Do not take me as a fool....You don't know the power of the dark side!!
*hypers in right above the ISD*
You guys took too long. Time for the more direct approach!
*flies his Blade-class starfighter above the ISD's bridge and rapid-fires ion pulse warheads into the command center*
Take that! *flies into the bridge...and directly through the wall into the command center, turns and uses lasers to melt the crack together*
(How did I do it? The nose (or "blade") of my fighter is pure quantum-reinforced armor. The strongest armor in the galaxy. And yes, I just invented this up at the spur of a moment but hey? Who really cares?
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http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif) This IS fiction...)
*comms to Deac's band* The ship's command center is disabled. You have about an hour to take over this ship before it's operational again. Better get moving.
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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
[To Party] Right then...
*Ingnites saber and draws blaster*
Follow my lead! Hraagh!
Kurt:"Then I guess our little deal is off.
All pilots to their fighters!!"
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Do not take me as a fool....You don't know the power of the dark side!!
*Hacks up bad guys on way to the bridge*
*flies in the sir and descends at the ImpStar commnder with blade raised* Goodbye, Commander Whoever-you-are.
[ISD CMDR:] Nooo! Stop! I'll do anything! I'll turn command of the ship to you!
[Termand:] *snarls at the Cmdr* You deserve to die just for your cowardice...but turn the ship over to Deac Starkiller's commando team and I'll spare your miserable little life.
[CMDR:] Deac Starkiller? NEVER! I'd rather DIE! *rips out blaster and fires point-blank at Termand*
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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
[To Self] Noooooo!
[To imp] B*******! Die!
*Hacks off Imps head and kicks it away*
[To Rwos] Hold on, I'm gonna try the medikit and the force. You ain't dying before me!
*groans* Ow.
[to Deac:] See the amulet I'm wearing? Take it off. I need to turn to stone to heal...otherwise I'll die.
*Deac looks at him like he's nuts*
Just do it, my species naturally turns to stone during the day to rejuvenate...but as there's not really day and night in space I use an amulet to control the sleep cycle. Unfortunately I'll be rather helpless for the next two hours or so.
*a squad of stormies runs in, blasters firing*
Ooooookay...scratch that idea.
*faints from loss of blood*
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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
[To Rwos] Hold on, I'll think of something...
Trooper: Surrender and we won't shoot your friend!
[To Rwos] Sorry...
*Swings sabers, hacking at troopers. One fires at Rwos, but the bolt is delfected. Deac finishes off the troopers*
[To Rwos] I think we should get you in a stasis pod, or...
*Removes amulet and Rwos turns to stone*
OOS: Well I can't very well reply when I'm a statue now can I??? Where are the other members of this RP? Get back here you deserters!
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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
I'm still drinking at the cantina.
*Removes amulet and heals Rwos with the force*
Sorry about your custom... now what? We've got constant Imps on their way up!
OOS: You mean you put it back on.
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif) Sorry I didn't reply sooner---I didn't realize you'd responded!
*stumbles around dizzily* Custom? What custom? Where am I? Who are you?
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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
I'm Deac Starkiller, mega-hero clone jedi who just saved your ass. Let's get moving. I'm gonna blow this thing and get the heck outta here!
OOS: Yes I'm still here
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif) where is everyone?
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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
Wanders into thread.
I'm still getting drunk at the cantina.
*Arrives late yet again.*
[to PARTY] Sorry again guys. I hope there's still some action left?
*groggily* I hope not.
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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
falls alseep on the floor of the catina
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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Of course there's action!
*The party gets back to the cantina to find it has been taken over by Jar-Jar tech*
[To Self] My God.. It's more evil than Palpatine...
*The cantina is now horribly Jar-Jar themed. Can our heroes save the cantina from these horrible gungan clones?*
OOS: I like Jar Jar
Back: Wakes up, gets off the floor and goes to sleep on a long table.
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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Eh? What happened to the plot?
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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
*Deac sits in horror at the bar, and hears the themed workers talking*
Jar-jar1: Did you hear about the evil space warper they've got down below that is going to help Jar-Jar rule the universe?
Jar-Jar 2: Be quiet-Starkiller's listening. Him and the othe PC's will surely defeat us. But I'm just an NPC, with one line in one post, what do I know?
(There's your answer...)
I suggest you scratch this idea Deac...I thought this was supposed to be roughly based on the Star Wars universe...
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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
wakes up grabs a beer.
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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
*Destroys evil thingy. The universe returns to normal, and the party awake in a strange lab. They soon come to the conclusion that they never broke out of the prison cell on the ISD, that they never made it to the bridge. They soon remember (With relief) that Jar-Jar doesn't rule the universe. An Imp looms over them*
Imp: Well now... You've escaped our cyber-prison. Quite admirable. Load them back in, sergant.
*The party suddenly re-appear in the prison cell*
[To party] We have to escape this..."Cyber prison" thing and get back in our bodies again!
I was just wondering what you guys do in here?
We act the part of a character we create in SW. We're currently in an Imperial Matrix-style prison.