Kelly Preston had it coming, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise!
Yah, ****ing Scientologist.
Yah, ****ing Scientologist.
Nice use of alliteration!
Since when is Denice Richards hot? She throws labtops at old people.
Now if I were a lesbian, I'd probably be interested in Jessica Alba...If I looked like her, Poopdog certainly wouldn't have left me.
Okay, Me still not sure who is what gender here. Now you're only making me more confused :nut:
Okay, Me still not sure who is what gender here. Now you're only making me more confused :nut:
Thats the beauty of it....:D
I am teh female.
I like Wil Wheaton, if you haven't figured that. Cause he is teh secks.
Wait, Denise threw a labtop at an old person? LOL. She isn't as hot as she used to be, but she's still great. Alba is one of the more well known babes that everyone out there loves too.
Also once again huge age difference=not good. Lots of other bro's on here that would love to marry you. I'm sure Alba ain't got nothin' on ya.
I think I've said it before, but I'd be fine marrying Ave ten years from now. Nothing before then though.
Since when is Denice Richards hot? She throws labtops at old people.
Disrespect for the elderly is totally hot.
I'm sure Alba ain't got nothin' on ya.
Thanks. I feel like I should be crying... but that's only because I'm listening to Samson. I wish I had someone really to go to, but i'll have to wait till I learn to tolerate that the only people who will love me is people who I will never love.
Give it time, and you will find someone. I guarantee. Any guy that gets any of the girls that come on these boards is in luck. People with good senses of humor and who appreciate the finer things in life, like we all do here are hard to come by.
I say, the ladies in these forums seem to be pretty tough and as sharp as any guy in here...and as Poop said, your prince will come Ave, one day......
Yeah, but where's my prince, eh? I've been doing my fair share of waiting!
I plan on going to a pond and just frenching like all the frogs that I can find there. And hopefully one of them will transform into like aqua-man or something and that frogman will be my prince. This idea came to me in a dream.
I plan on going to a pond and just frenching like all the frogs that I can find there. And hopefully one of them will transform into like aqua-man or something and that frogman will be my prince. This idea came to me in a dream.
r u a gal or a dude, dude?
Either way, he/she has seriously problems if he/she is holding out for Aquaman.
I say, the ladies in these forums seem to be pretty tough and as sharp as any guy in here...and as Poop said, your prince will come Ave, one day......
That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me. <3's.
But I've got a plan. Junior T.I. is selling carnations for vanentines day. I will buy one, give it to Hot Gym Guy anoymously, and slowly give him hints that it is me.
Darth Ave, I'm going to put this as nicely as I can: straight guys typically aren't too big into flowers. I'm sorry.
Than just go ahead and shoot me.
I'm not even going to say what I think you should buy him.
What should I do than? Just go up to his locker, and ask him if he thinks I'm hot?
I think u should go for it Ave. Talk to him nicely and if he refuses, then beat him until he's unconscious and take him away. (Like Sam said)
Just go up to him and talk. Maybe something happend in class that you two could laugh about or something. That's all it would take. Guys are that easy. You'll easy be able to tell if he's interested or not. Girls making the first move=win.
Rip his ****ing pants off, I know he'll like it.
I don't know. I'll ask my friend tomarrow. I'm going to a fundrasier skating party and I'll see her there.
I think that guy is Gay if he hasn't asked u out already, Ave.......
Quit trying to swoon my Gray Master.
Sorry? Im just stating a possibility... :D
What should I do than? Just go up to his locker, and ask him if he thinks I'm hot?
Nooo, believe me, that doesn't work. Instead of flowers buy him something manly like Axe.
Maybe I should start dressing like a complete slut...
and I should probably go anerexic...
nah! Men arn't that important! I've forgotten my femenist ideas. "That men created all the problems of the earth! and for hundreds of years, us women were just property to them, forced to do their housework and bear children instead of going out and achiving our dreams."
LoL
@ Grey, Dude stop being a kiss ass while your behind.
I have puncture wound scar when I fell into a ditch. I didn't know my thigh was bleeding (alot) because it went it deep and I lost feeling around the wound.
It eventually filled in with plasma, and so it's a different colour.
I have scar on my finger when I accidentally slashed myself with a pen knife in Arts and Crafts.
Not much else. Emotional scars? Um, I witnessed my dog attacking and slashing open a kitten who wandered into our courtyard. The innards were out and it was still moving and mewing when I pulled my dog away. I didn't have the guts to kill it with a rock so it died slowly...
Maybe I should start dressing like a complete slut...
and I should probably go anerexic...
nah! Men arn't that important! I've forgotten my femenist ideas. "That men created all the problems of the earth! and for hundreds of years, us women were just property to them, forced to do their housework and bear children instead of going out and achiving our dreams."
Power to the women, Ave! Okay, lemme play psychologist. This "Hot Gym Guy", does he know who you are? Do you have him for any of your classes? Is he high up on the social ladder? What it is that you like about him? What do you think he'd like about you? What are his friends like? Does he seem like some one you can talk to? These are all important questions to ask your self before you go after some guy. And really consider if he's worth you time. Does he seem like some one that will stick around or is he someone that can get old really fast? :ears1: Me listening
You are very helpful, turtlefreak.
So now what do you think of him?
I think I'll be alone forever.
Eh, plenty of fish in the sea. You're only, what, 13? You've got high school and then the almighty college! You're sure to find some one! And if not, there's always the role of crazy cat lady! lol. But seriously, I know it sounds cliche, but no guy no matter how hot he is and how good he is at the drums and how sil-- er I mean no matter how hot he is, he's not worth changing your self for.
I knew that! I'm happy being single.
Eh, plenty of fish in the sea. You're only, what, 13? You've got high school and then the almighty college! You're sure to find some one!
Don't hold out too much hope for high school. Voice of experience. *cough*
You'll find someone eventually Darth, just dont expect love in middle school or even high school unless you want your heart broken, cuz those relationships dont last too long. It's alright to go out with a guy, as long as you stay yourself and not fall in too deep that when things break off you're devastated. Use it as a chance to score some free Bath and Body Works sprays and tshirts and jewelry and stuff.
If you fall in love in High School everyone will talk behind your back, and laugh at you when it doesn't work out. Or you might end up shooting yourself like that one kid did two years ago.
LoL
@ Grey, Dude stop being a kiss ass while your behind.
Why does EVERYBODY hate me!!!
First milo then this crazy HALO fan, can't wait to see who's next.....
If you fall in love in High School, when it doesn't work out, you might end up shooting yourself like that one kid did two years ago.
Okay, see Darth? That's why you shouldn't get too attached. it's okay to flirt with a guy but when either one of you become obsessed, then that's when you know you've gotta break it off. So go ahead and try it with that guy but know your limits.
then that's when you know you've gotta break it off.
Just don't put things in your mouth in the first place.
Unless you really really want to!!
If we kept putting things only in our mouths, the human race would die off fairly quickly, but the same result could be obtained by putting nothing in our mouths. Intriguing.
Then what should we do? Oh Mighty ITCHY?