Yeah, I have to stop being an internet bachlorette. Tusday it is, though. And Wii's are necessary for partying.
And you've not heard me called Avery? Odd. And remember, there's always internet divorce court. We do have the RD Court somewhere....
PoopdogXDarth iz the best couple evar. I ship that. I mean, it'z even hawter than JmacXCheez! And yes, DDR iz an excellent partay game, you gotza have it. But seriously, these ideas all rock out loud with megaphones. Seriously. I know Darth is 13 ... byt how old ara ya, Ross?
As for me ... cant say I'm unhappy. I'm not beautiful, but I'm okay (though I wish I was at least taller so I could be a model. Instead I'm short and model thin which isn't cool cuz that means no job offers or BF's. Just guys more than twice my age giving me weird looks...), and I suppose my grades are okay (c average). My family is cool and though I'm a bit of a misfit I have friends. However .... I NEED TO PUNCH OUT THE GUY THAT PUT ME IN MATH HONERS!!! What the hell!? I cant handle regular math, why stick me in Honers math for getting really good reading scores in 4th grade (reading isn't even a subject at this point)? It's a load of sh!t on a stick I tell ya.
Okkkkkkk.... well I guess that makes me an internet-pedophile then. Which is like the worst kind of person out there. Wow. Yea, we're going to have to call the marriage off then. As neat as it would to be a fugitive and freak, I don't think I wanna go down that route.
I'm sure there are younger guys on here who would love to internet marry you. Perhaps SamandMax? I'm sure that would be a great/ interesting wedding. Or maybe Mayhem and Darth? It could happen. In like Massachusets or something.
P.S. I still want that Wii. So somebody better send me one.
Samnmax and I are the same age, which is entirely too old for Avery. Also, he is teh secks and can't be tied down by only one woman.
Okkkkkkk.... well I guess that makes me an internet-pedophile then. Which is like the worst kind of person out there. Wow. Yea, we're going to have to call the marriage off then. As neat as it would to be a fugitive and freak, I don't think I wanna go down that route.
I'm sure there are younger guys on here who would love to internet marry you. Perhaps SamandMax? I'm sure that would be a great/ interesting wedding. Or maybe Mayhem and Darth? It could happen. In like Massachusets or something.
P.S. I still want that Wii. So somebody better send me one.
So you're BREAKING UP WITH ME????
I HATE YOUR ASSFACE YOU BITCH!! ~sobs~
How could you POOP?!
You have Destroyed Ave's trust in MEN!
@ Ave: There, There, everything will ge alright......
How could you POOP?!
You have Destroyed Ave's trust in MEN!
@ Ave: There, There, everything will ge alright......
That wasn't the first problem I had with a guy today. I talked to hot gym guy while holding a copy of Phantom of the Opera with Lon Chaney on the cover. He looked at the book and said "That guy looks like you, Avery"
http://www.the-phantoms-underground.de/images/LonChaney1.jpg)
NO! NOT AVERY
I'm so sad, I want ice cream.
well then where's jmac because we're going on our 80th honeymoon. it will be filled with underage (for me anyway) sex in exotic locations
see me and jmac made it work it just takes a little... LOT of ignoring the whole age barrier
obviously poopdog is a goddamn wuss
As Jmac's apprentice, I'm going to have to step in for him and say "sorry, no can do." Aw, I'll be your Internet-equivalent big brother, Avery!
AS JMAC'S HUSBAND I SAY HEY **** YOU BUDDY
Cheez, I don't want to start anything with you, but if I have to go to prison, I'm going to make it worth it.
Okay I looked at this page and seriosly thought WTF?
But on the topic of scars I have four scars on my head from where they inserted my brain.
How could you POOP?!
You have Destroyed Ave's trust in MEN!
@ Ave: There, There, everything will ge alright......
Hey **** you man! Maybe she'll become a lesbian now!
Hey **** you man! Maybe she'll become a lesbian now!
No. The way girls have treated me, I don't think I'll ever swing that way.
No. The way girls have treated me, I don't think I'll ever swing that way.
-TAKE THAT-
HAHAHA, in your FACE, milo :xp:
Got a new scar today, bought some roses, but forgot to tell the salesman to take out the torns........
Okay milo will prolly make you cry with his next comback but thats just a guess.
So now who are you gonna marry, Ave?
Yes who knows. [/END DRAMA]
Well ... that was ... interesting. This page alone would be enough to get the site blocked. I think it should go into the LFRD Archives - the time when Ross and Ave nearly got married. But then it turned out that Ross was too old for her (he owns a store and has fun with his needles, which I thought of at the last minute, causing me to ask him of his age). But Darth can still e-marry: Halo, St. Jimmy, Das, or Dav.
Ooo, Darth, go for Halo or Dav!
I will marry nobody. I'm destined to be a crazy cat lady.
No you arn't! Dark is!
Marry Cheez, you two seem to make a good couple!
Mmmm, lemme think. No. Second best, probably. I am always first. Besides, no one argues with a guy who has a T-rex for his avatar. That's pretty hardcore.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/ffgogo/cockmongler.jpg)
K what about..........Halo?
Why not? Halo is nice and non-threatening.
Go for it Ave. Spend the rest of your life with a gamer. So it's settled then?
Not just yet, I'm the person who makes a pairing official, and in this case I want to hear Darth's opinion. Unlike Cheez and Jmac, who are an official RD pairing that can never seperate.
W-wait. Who's e-dating? I'm still unsure
Hey, anyone got a hot mom? Just thought I'd ask.
Eww. Who the hell checks out their own mother? There should be a law against that.
Should read up on Freud. Just try to look at the subject objectively.
Checking out other peoples Moms is okay.
It's okay to recognize beauty, being attracted is different. No Oedipus complexes allowed in RD. Moms can be pretty much any woman from twelve up though, they're fair game.
That's just sad when there are 12-year old moms. What were they thinking? *shakes head at man kind*
Go for it Ave. Spend the rest of your life with a gamer. So it's settled then?
No, I'm to depressed. I refuse to marry anyone at the moment. The money has been spent, and the DJ is playing sad love songs. and Regina Spektor, cause her CD with Music Box was $24 at FYE today.
As a matter a fact, I went on my depression shopping spree today. I bought $75 perfume that smells like delishousness.
You know Newton had an Oedipus Complex, almost as embarrassing as the time he tried to build an "Angel Trap".
I pity you. No more marriges for today! *kicks wedding crap into closet* Next one's tomorrow.
I pity you. No more marriges for today! *kicks wedding crap into closet* Next one's tomorrow.
Unless you'll find someone to marry me. I went ot Victoria's Secret today. I didn't get anything but I was THERE!
I'm not allowed in there anymore, apparently you're not allowed to stuff 20 bras into your pants.
No, I don't think you are. That's not fair! We should go and protest!
You know Newton had an Oedipus Complex, almost as embarrassing as the time he tried to build an "Angel Trap".
Not as embarrassing as having Fig Newtons named after you.
Go for it Ave. Spend the rest of your life with a gamer. So it's settled then?
I just thought say that Im not that big of a gamer!
Just a little.
Even if I do play games then well they tend to be good games like Halo.
And Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses
Those things taste horrible, Bleh! And to the resident newbie: A while ago someone started 'The Magical Pairing Quiz' thread, a questionnare you were supposed to fill out using people from media sources. Then I asked our newly elected mod, if I would be protected if I used the names of people on RD. He said 'go for it'. So I did. Then other people began to fill it out with names of RD users. Somehow Jmac and Cheez ended up together for some of the questions and true love blossomed from there. Then I made it official: Jmac and Cheez were an official RD pairing and could NEVER split up (despite the fact that that they are in completely different states in the first place).
That's all I will tell you about RD's rich and complez *ahem* history - now go lurk moar or read the timeline thread!
Dude Ave and I almost got coupled in that one too!
Oh yeeeeeaahhh .... but you decided to just be intarweb budz.
Questions:
1) how long you should you keep an avatar for? I want to change mine but I dont wanna be an avvie whore.
2) when would it be a good time to start up another RD rp?
3) What would happen if new members suddenly streamed in?