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The Offiicial Academic Help Thread

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 Poopdogjr
01-11-2007, 3:56 PM
#51
Wait, so space-bears lay eggs and when pandas are done keeping them warm, storks deliver them to our parents with rockey boots?
 turtlefreak
01-11-2007, 8:26 PM
#52
Is that how babies are born...
 Samnmax221
01-11-2007, 8:44 PM
#53
C'mon Mr. Jap, I won't believe it till I see it, besides I know how much you enjoy showing off, its mutually beneficial.
 Miss_Mayhem
01-11-2007, 9:32 PM
#54
No. Angels mold babies from the tears of pandas and kittens and play-doah. When a pregancy test comes back positive (those things are highly innacurate, ya know) this signals the storks to fly up to heaven and steal a baby [or 2]. This is dangerous since the angels are very protective and try to shoot them down. Many good storks die so one couple can dredge through the laborious joys of parenthood with a single child (till another test is + of course). If/when they succed, they deliver the baby. Duh.
 turtlefreak
01-11-2007, 9:35 PM
#55
Oh... Mrs. Burton taught it all wrong
 turtlefreak
01-11-2007, 9:36 PM
#56
Hey Mayhem, Call me! I'm supposed to let Tony know.
 DarthAve
01-11-2007, 9:38 PM
#57
1. EDIT POST BUTTON

2. Babies are made when a mommie and daddy do somthing that is VERY BAD until you are married. With the exception of being drunk.
 turtlefreak
01-11-2007, 9:41 PM
#58
Or high...
 Miss_Mayhem
01-12-2007, 12:45 AM
#59
No, I'm pretty sure what I said was right.
 Samnmax221
01-12-2007, 12:48 AM
#60
When the Penis and Vagina meet do they shake hands?
 Miss_Mayhem
01-12-2007, 12:49 AM
#61
That isn't baby makage -- that's just plain ol' SeX
 Det. Bart Lasiter
01-12-2007, 12:54 AM
#62
Baby's come from when little girls and little boys do the nasty in the bushes. And boys, REMEMBER, if you do IT before marriage it will fall off. Girls should REMEMBER that if they do IT before marriage it will be sealed shut.
 Samnmax221
01-12-2007, 1:09 AM
#63
 Det. Bart Lasiter
01-12-2007, 1:21 AM
#64
http://www.moorishgirl.com/archives/rushdiepix.jpg)
???
Hmm. I have to tell you. With me mentioning little girls and little boys you should've gone for:

http://www.dianetics.org/pics/en_US/l-ron-hubbard/lrhhandonchin.jpg)
 Samnmax221
01-12-2007, 1:56 AM
#65
http://www.dianetics.org/pics/en_US/l-ron-hubbard/lrhhandonchin.jpg)
I wasn't trying to think of the most despicable person possible.

Heres a topic for debate. Windu6, GNAA troll, or ****ing dumbass?
 Det. Bart Lasiter
01-12-2007, 5:01 AM
#66
I wasn't trying to think of the most despicable person possible.

Heres a topic for debate. Windu6, GNAA troll, or ****ing dumbass?
Nah son. Hubbard diddled little kids on his boat.
 itchythesamurai
01-12-2007, 5:24 PM
#67
Anything goes on international waters.
 Samnmax221
01-12-2007, 6:14 PM
#68
Nah son. Hubbard diddled little kids on his boat.
I knew that, thats why he's dispicable.
Anything goes on international waters.
That being the reason that The Pirate Bay is trying to buy Sealand, I'd even let them have some of my nice money.
 itchythesamurai
01-12-2007, 9:10 PM
#69
I'd rather buy Castle Dracula for $78 mil. Would never have to worry about getting laid ever again. (http://www.happynews.com/news/1102007/dracula-castle-sale-78m.htm)
 turtlefreak
01-13-2007, 7:12 PM
#70
That's a good thing?
 itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 7:13 PM
#71
Yes. Don't worry, I'll explain it to you when you are older.
 turtlefreak
01-13-2007, 7:19 PM
#72
How old do you think I am? I've seen and read alot. Not that inocent.
 itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 7:21 PM
#73
Not that inocent.

You are quoting Britney Spears and misspelling innocent. You are too young.
 turtlefreak
01-13-2007, 7:25 PM
#74
Not intetionally. And not that young.
 itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 7:27 PM
#75
My bet is younger than sixteen, and that's too low for the Bry-guy.
 Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 7:28 PM
#76
Not intetionally. And not that young.
14 year olds don't know **** yet, wait till you turn 18, then you'll know ****.
 turtlefreak
01-13-2007, 7:31 PM
#77
I know about ****. It's icky
 itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 7:32 PM
#78
Are we sure we're talking about the same four asterisks?
 Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 7:36 PM
#79
I love to **** on girls too!!
 itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 7:39 PM
#80
This is America, who doesn't?
 turtlefreak
01-13-2007, 7:44 PM
#81
You guys are weird
 Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 7:45 PM
#82
http://www.fireoslo.com/events/boygeorge/boy_george.gif)
KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON!
 itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 8:03 PM
#83
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Ziggystardust.jpg)
Yeah, but the Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
 Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 8:21 PM
#84
I don't think Bowie is really gay, Boy George on the other hand.
 itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 8:31 PM
#85
Yeah, Bowie's gay days are behind him. He's a married family man now. It's adorable.
 Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 8:34 PM
#86
 TSR
01-13-2007, 8:38 PM
#87
you guys are ****.
now you don't know what those said, so react accordingly =P
 itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 8:40 PM
#88
http://www.pulsetc.com/image/2003/0806/croce.jpg)
Jim Croce > Bowie

I haven't heard any of his stuff, but he suffers a mild resemblance to Borat Sagdiyev.
 Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 8:46 PM
#89
I haven't heard any of his stuff, but he suffers a mild resemblance to Borat Sagdiyev.
If you don't watch the faggy video you'll feel good, just listen to it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJfrdEBDAvQ)
 itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 9:25 PM
#90
You're right, I do feel good! And it's not just the hot wings.
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