Hey, Mayhem and I were discussing school and decided to make threads just for school help and complaints. She is in charge of the other thread but I thought I'd handle this one (Plz forgive me if I stole your idea.). So If any one has trouble with school or has a question, they can ask it here. This is an experimental thread so if it works out, please keep it alive because me thinks it could be a big help for some of the youngsters. Spank ya's. :comp9:
thank you for posting this exam week. This is where I can study.
SURFACE AREAS
Surface Area of a prism- ph+2B
Surface Area of a cylinder- 2(pi)rh x 2(pi)r squared
Surface area of a pyramid- 1/2 pl + B
Surface Area of a cone- (pi)rl + (pi)r squared
Surface area of a sphere- 4(pi)r squared h
i could post my notes on meiosis, cellular respiration, photosynthesis, differentiables, integrals, limits, developmental psychology, and newspaper writing but i won't do that to you guys. :)
i could post my notes on meiosis, cellular respiration, photosynthesis, differentiables, integrals, limits, developmental psychology, and newspaper writing but i won't do that to you guys. :)
You can discuss the newspaper articals. I just wrote two that are in this month's newspaper. I love that our paper is called The Lolligagger.
OOOHOOOHHHOOOOO SHIIIT I DIVIIIDEEDD BY ZEERROOO WRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
**** YOU. IT'S WRYYYYYYYYYYY. ONE 'W', ONE 'R', 'X' AMOUNT OF 'Y's.
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**** YOU. IT'S WRYYYYYYYYYYY. ONE 'W', ONE 'R', 'X' AMOUNT OF 'Y's.
**** you, WRYYYYYYYYYYYY didn't carry over to our more superior site. I only spend trace amounts of my time in old /b/.
YEAH I CAN TELL BY YOU SAYING IT AND ****ING IT UP.
YEAH I CAN TELL BY YOU SAYING IT AND ****ING IT UP.
Bite me wasp.
I'm having a sex-ed test tommorrow. I need to know what happens when two people love eachother. Also how storks make babies.
Bite me wasp.
Can't stop da ownage.
I'm having a sex-ed test tommorrow. I need to know what happens when two people love eachother. Also how storks make babies.
Sex ed in College?! Does I needs to explain all about the birds and the bees, and mandingo?
Basically we just watch the teacher "preform" and then have a class discussion about it with him. Usually there's lots of crying and people ripping out their eyes and stuff. One lucky student is randomly selected to video tape the class. You might be able to find a few on Youtube. Just search Mr. Johnson and dissapearing golf ball. that's his most popular lecture.
-P.S. I apologize in advance for how weird this came out. But it was just flowing so I decided to run with it. K-thanx!
Storks kidnap babies from angels - thus why babies are the miracles of life. Stealing babies from angels is a tough business, seeing as they gots teh crazy powahs goin' on.
Holy crap. I can't beileve that actually exists. What are the odds. I was laughing so loud. Amazing. Maybe they were repressed memories I had coming out in blog form.
Storks are pretty bad mofos. I would never mess with you. He would tear me up. I wonder what kind of magic powas they possess?
Please... someone help me remember the quadratic formula!
So is anyone gonna be serious with this thread or is it just going to turn into another bogus thread where any thing goes? I think this can save alot of people's asses when they really need it... Any REAL questions?
OH god. This month is horrible in science. SEX ED.
Why god why god why god why god why god why god WHY?!?!
Got a question, what's creationism?
Got a question, what's creationism?
Creationism is something that excites Brushguy.
OH god. This month is horrible in science. SEX ED.
Why god why god why god why god why god why god WHY?!?!
Why does everyone see sex as bad? It's a natural occurance that is the natural creation of human beings. Here's somthing to ponder, and grab some trash cans.
YOU WERE THE RESULT OF (POSSIBLY DRUNK AND UNPLANNED) SEX.
YOU WERE THE RESULT OF (POSSIBLY DRUNK AND UNPLANNED) SEX.
HOW DID YOU GUESS?!?!?! -sobs-
But really, WTF is creationism!
Nonono, Darth u got it wrong. It's not that, it's the imature kids who are like ' LOL he said sex' or the girls going 'OMG he said *insert somthing to do with sex here*'.
I just find it annoying
Nonono, Darth u got it wrong. It's not that, it's the imature kids who are like ' LOL he said sex' or the girls going 'OMG he said *insert somthing to do with sex here*'.
I just find it annoying
Well, ignore them. You'll be paying attention, and learning all the tricks of the trade.
Although it would be hilarious for my science teacher to be teaching Sex ed. I would lol so much, because he's kinda stiff.
PENIS!!!
we learned about penis fencing today in biology.
o.o that lesson was awkward. very awkward
WTF is that? Actually, I don't wanna know. So as I understand it, most of you are middle/high school kids, right. Do any of you know how to get around the blocks on the school internet? There was this one site but when I tried it (Mayhem, I'm in Fishwoman's class right now and I tried it.), it was blocked. I would like to get onto MySpace and all of that good stuff durring school hours but the browser blocks that. Anyone got any ideas? (Someone should start a thread about computer tips and tricks.)
*shrugs* We have our own accounts at school, but they see what we do. I hacked into a kids account once cause he called me a fukin whore and put it for like five hours on some gay porn sight. ohhhh, the teachers were mad.
Got a question, what's creationism?
It's the religous belief that a god created the world and its inhabitants with his or her own hands roughly, 10 to 20 thousand years ago.
It apposes evolution, the thoery/fact that the earth is billions of years old and organisms developed over time turning more complex from simple one-celled beings to the mass amounts of creatures on this planet.
I believe in evolution. I prefer science to religion.
I'm kinda stuck between those two. I beleive that God created the world, but at the same time, I beleive that we evolved from monkeys.
Soooooooooooooo confuzed
I'm kinda stuck between those two. I beleive that God created the world, but at the same time, I beleive that we evolved from monkeys.
Soooooooooooooo confuzed
Then you're a theistic evolutionist.
ummm, sure, i'll go with that.
Okay, this is academic help: should i slap this dude in my class who 1) asks me out, 2) denies it, and 3) decides to call me a F***in slut in front of the whole class for no reason?
Please... someone help me remember the quadratic formula!
Sing it to the tune of jingle bells.
X EQUALS
NEGATIVE B
PLUS OR MINUS SQUARE ROOT
B SQUARED MINUS 4 A C
ALL OVER 2 A!
I still remember my geometry teacher teaching us that.
WTF is that? Actually, I don't wanna know. So as I understand it, most of you are middle/high school kids, right. Do any of you know how to get around the blocks on the school internet? There was this one site but when I tried it (Mayhem, I'm in Fishwoman's class right now and I tried it.), it was blocked. I would like to get onto MySpace and all of that good stuff durring school hours but the browser blocks that. Anyone got any ideas? (Someone should start a thread about computer tips and tricks.)
Yesterday, in computer applications, we had a free day so people could make up stuff. A bunch of kids were on youtube and google. My friend Holly googled brutus buckeye, and one of the results was this, AND I QUOTE! "I KNOW THIS IS GAY, BUT I WANT TO F*** BRUTUS BUCKEYE."
I almost went here, but than I remembered Jmac and SamnMax probably could get this site blocked by themselves in a day.
I went on here from school once and nothing happend. I was on the community account
penis fencing is..
flatworms are hermaphroditic, but when they reproduce neither one wants to be the female because that means the "male" sticks the feeding tube into the female in order to...you know...fertilize...and then the female has a hole wherever he pokes it in, and it's not in any particular spot.
so apparently they "wrestle" around and compete to be the male.
and that's penis fencing.
Thanks but that was a little more than I needed to know. Thanks for clearing that up!
So does ANYONE know one of those cheat sites to get around the blocks? I'ma go make a computer help thread...
So is anyone gonna be serious with this thread or is it just going to turn into another bogus thread where any thing goes? I think this can save alot of people's asses when they really need it... Any REAL questions?
I'll probably genuinely answer questions sometimes but I'll also mix it in with lies so you won't really know if I'm lying or not.
That being said, retarded-ass questions like "what's blah blah blah formula" should be deleted. See the link I posted above for the reasons why.
On Creationism: Read the goddamn Bible or Torah or Koran you ****ing heathen. Creationism = Genesis, no matter what anyone says.
I thought Creationism=Martin Luther King Jr?
Oh look here comes Eric to own people.
I didn't see you take out the Reebok server, now did I.
I didn't see you do it either. Maybe 7chan did.
Technically I did nothing, DOOMSDAY did it.
Blah blah blah don't take credit for Anonymous Jr's actions.
Blah blah blah don't take credit for Anonymous Jr's actions.
Theres only like 10 of us wandering around, reletive to the number of times the Furnation servers have crashed in the past 2 days I'd say its pretty good.