They do exist!
Hs name is Mr. Stangelo, he taught my 7th grade math.
I had a teacher named Mr. Warner, he glowed like an alien, of course thats only because he was a burned-out hippie douschbag.
No. Mr. Stangelo made fun of the preppy kids and that was kinda funny.
But his jokes about amputee's and America's Next Top Model were just mean.
dude, my grandpa's an amputee.
NOT. FUNNY.
Mine was too. That doesn't mean I wouldn't mind hearing a good amputee joke, though. Why don't you tell it?
You guys are evil.
I'd like to call the vorticons to the stand.
So you aren't going to tell it? What about the model one?
Ok the joke he told about ANTM was that I refrenced it and he was all 'You probably watch it for the gay fashion.' It took all my guts to not call him a transvestite bitch.
Guts? It doesn't take guts to hold back from saying that little comment. It does take guts to shout it in his face, then staple his genitals (whatever they may be) to his desk. That's what you should have done.
Just remember, Ave--when in doubt, kick ass. [/semi-serious advice]
hah hah ppost. Hey I was gone and you bitches didn't even realise! Ah well what's to be expected. Anyway, You leave and I might just have to....
....
Do...
Something! I'll think of it just you wait! ANyway have fun and everything!
You were gone? For how long? A few hours?
You didn't play up on the drama.
I'm the superior poster here. My leaving would be OUTRAGOUS!!!
I was gone for the weekend for a JNCO's pre-course. And now I'm going away 'till Australia's thursday. And Ave, Oh, I picked up all right. I'm just very ignorant.
...Oggity Ziggity. West side fo-eva!
My Grandpa lost his thumb in a combine if that counts for anything.
HOLY **** AVE IS BACK?
ONE OF YOU IS A NECROMANCER.
*put on arch-mage robe*
YOU ALL DIE NOW.
ONE OF YOU IS A NECROMANCER.
It's me. I'm the necromancer.
It's me. I'm the necromancer.
Oh.
*cast silence*
THE WORLD IS SAVED for 40 seconds
Lies. I sacrificed a chicken to bring her back.
She better be happy, Jake was very upset. He threatened to bring Arthur Miller back to life, and nobody wants that.
But I'm going to die in 7 days.
I might just breakdown and cry.
I got a call this morning. Let me reanact.
Tele-ringring.
Ave-COMING! ~picks up phone~ Caio?
Samara-6 days...
Ave-Oh shut up bitch, I'm going on IM.
Samara-Well....I'll meet you there.
Ave-YOU DON'T HAVE MY NAME SKANK!
Samara-I have everything. I'm f*ckin Samara Morgan.
Ave-Well, duck you. ~hangs up phone~ I want Pizza Pockets.
You must be great with tele-marketers.
Oh my god. That so reminds me of the other day.
Tele-Ringring
Ave-Hello?
Tele-Hello, I was wondering if you wanted to answer a quick survay? Is your mom home?
Ave-NO!
Tele-Is your dad home?
Ave-No!
Tele-Well, when can I call back.
Ave-I'll tell you if you give me an oreo.
Tele-You're being dumb, kid.
Ave-DUMB YOU SAY? DUUUUUUUMMMMBBBBB YOOOOOOUUUUUUU SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY?
Tele- ~hangs up~
Ave- Yeah, run away.
~ding~
Ave-Ramen's done!
raman is nasty and unhealthy.
raman is nasty and unhealthy.
So was your mom last night, but I ain't talkin'.
OH SNAP!
the "your mom jokes" r getting real old about now.
Soooooooooo......................................
I will respect u becuase that was a good 1 and u have been here a LOT longer than me.
So was your mom last night, but I ain't talkin'.
OH SNAP!
I KNEW IT! I knew you were a lesbian! You know, the more I get to know you, the better I like you Ave.
I'm not a les. I'm a closet bisexual and bondage lover.
I mean, I got my first pair of handcuffs at 8. For magic perpouses.
Sorry but you guys keep that crappy love stuff to the PM's.
I'm not a les. I'm a closet bisexual and bondage lover.
I mean, I got my first pair of handcuffs at 8. For magic perpouses.
Ave, are you for real?
Sorry but you guys keep that crappy love stuff to the PM's.
You say that but you don't mean it.
this is weird me and Ave have posted at the same time for the last few posts
this is weird me and Ave have posted at the same time for the last few posts
and i do mean it milo
Darth_Ave is Bi never would have figured.
this is weird me and Ave have posted at the same time for the last few posts
and i do mean it milo
Darth_Ave is Bi never would have figured.
It was always apparent to me that Ave was part lesbian. What was this all about anyway? All I remember was people were like "omg ave is ded" or something then she posted and Samnmax was disappointed.
The bi, only a little. But tell my you haven't looked at a guy and thought to yourself "Hmm, he looks kinda hot today... WTF??"
But the bondage, no. However I do tend to think that some poeple are hot when they shouldn't be.
The bi, only a little. But tell my you haven't looked at a guy and thought to yourself "Hmm, he looks kinda hot today... WTF??"No, can't say that's happened to me, assuming by "hot" you mean sexually attractive.
raman is nasty and unhealthy.
the HELL are you talking about.
ramen is good, healthy noodles. sure, it's got a lot of sodium, but not nearly as much as YOUR GODDAMN PUNK MCDONALDS HAPPY MEALS THAT YOU CAN SHOVEL DOWN YOUR THROAT FASTER THAN A FIGHTER JET
The moral: everyone has opinions. nobody's matters.
ramen is good, healthy noodles. sure, it's got a lot of sodium, but not nearly as much as YOUR GODDAMN PUNK MCDONALDS HAPPY MEALS
So uh...Ramen is healthy because its better than Happy Meals?
The moral: everyone has opinions. nobody's matters.
Well Ferdinand and Isabella's opinions towards non Christians sure as hell mattered when they created the Spanish Inquisition.
"The Inquisition! Let's Begin! The Inquisition! Look out sin! We're on a mission, to convert the Jews!"
"The Inquisition! Let's Begin! The Inquisition! Look out sin! We're on a mission, to convert the Jews!"
OMFG, History of the world Part one.
And I think everything on earth is helthier than the happy meals. Except that BK stacker.
The BK stacker is a heart attack on a bun. But it's delicious. I tried the quadruple stacker the other day, just to see what it was like.
I would try the smallest size, just to see how long it would take for me to die, but my mom would ground me.
That's not a meat joke, I would be punished.
I'm learning how to un-hinge my jaw, so that I can fit one of those bad boys in my mouth and finish it in one bite. And also choke to death.
I'm learning how to un-hinge my jaw, so that I can fit one of those bad boys in my mouth and finish it in one bite. And also choke to death.
I can't wait to see that on Ripley's Believe it or Not.
raman is nasty and unhealthy.
I hear you there.
Ramen is SOOOOOO terrible tasting.
You're wrong there. MSG isn't designed to be terrible tasting.
Just to make people who dislike ramen unhappy. I EAT RAMEN EVERYDAY! And when you go to collage, all you'll be able to afford is ramen, easy mac, and on a good week; chinese takeout.
Pretzels + Diet Coke/Coke Zero = healthy breakfast/lunch/dinner.
I can't wait for collage. Because the only things I can afford to eat I REALLY LIKE! DUCK YES!!!
I can't wait for collage. Because the only things I can afford to eat I REALLY LIKE! DUCK YES!!!
Haha.