Yah, but my puppy is a husky, so he's big, and he keeps jumping on me. It gets really annoying.
It might seem annoying now, but you might miss it in the future where his jumping will do more then just annoy you, it will hurt. Enjoy the puppy years!
I have heard that before....
Which comedian is that from? I'm thinking Daniel Tosh...
You've heard that before?! Mad! I just realised that one day and it bugged me ever since! You heard it in those exact words?
I hate tanning. I look like a bruenette oompa loompa. And Klia, I love you too but in a sisterly way. Not in a Raz/lili way.
lollerblades, Darth/Klia LF slashfiction.
Hurrah!
A few times, I've had some racsist comments made at me where they thought I'm from the middle-east
I've gotten a ton of commie comments for being of Russian Blood. It doesn't make sense and shouldn't.
Hurrah!
omfg yay! We need friendship rings or somthing. And they should be engraved so when we punch people it'll be like 'BFF 4evr' in their arm.
I've gotten a ton of commie comments for being of Russian Blood. It doesn't make sense and shouldn't.
I think my grandma sometimes makes up my heritage. Because I'm apparently related to the Hatfields(Of the Hatfields and McCoys) and some old world british royality.
Your grandma sounds cool, you never know. You could be related to British royalty.
omfg yay! We need friendship rings or somthing. And they should be engraved so when we punch people it'll be like 'BFF 4evr' in their arm.
Best thing you've said ever.
I'm going to sig it.
Klia, that brings me back to the good ol' days when everyone was trying to get into your sig.
Your sig=Studio 54 back in the 70's.
I hate..........................
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". forget you. What good is a friggin cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No fatnose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know retard, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one stupid piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here retard!
I hate..........................
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". forget you. What good is a friggin cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No fatnose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know retard, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one stupid piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here retard!
I gotta say, nice job quoting a list that Ive seen floating around the internet.
:giggle1:
(I am not directing this rant towards the person commented. No hard feelings.)
You want to know something I hate?
I dislike when people are given things without working for them.
Like in zelda 41's case, she got $500 for just no (apparent) reason! I mean, to get a fifth of that money, I would need to move at least 150 lbs. of dirt at this time of year, help put up a dog fence, mow at least 1 acre of hilly lawn, move at least 300 lbs. of wood, and do regular chores like cleaning up after dinner, doing the cat litter, dog litter, cleaning the bathroom, vaccume, sweep, hand wash dishes that can't go in the dishwasher, clean my own room, cleaning the bird cage, my own laundry, cleaning up anything that others left behind, (because it doesn't matter who put something somewhere, if it isn't cleaned up, all 3 of me and my siblings get yelled at,) and any other oddjobs thrown in. FOR A FIFTH OF THE MONEY.
I also knew a kid who got paid for getting GRADES. Not good grades, just grades. THey got $1 for an F, $5 for a D, $10 for a C, $25 for a B, and $50 for an A. Paying kids for grades is not wrong in any way to me, but $10 FOR A FEAKING C!!
I get in trouble for getting a C on my interum, let alone my report card!
GAH.[/rant]
Hey, Grud, one thing, HOW RUDE, and two, that money was for child support money that my dad HAD to pay for clothes for me. It's the friggin law.
And I don't get things even when I work. My mom and step dad don't have the money to get me things. So I have to get the dishs, laundry, sweep and mop, sweeper, bathrooms, feed my cats, feed my dog, cook for my OLDER brother who's too lazy to cook, keep my room clean, AND maintain good grades, and I don't even get paid.
You think I'm a lazy slacker and don't desearve that money? WELL THINK AGAIN.
(Oh yah, and this is how it's been for the past 3 years)
I gotta say, nice job quoting a list that Ive seen floating around the internet.
:giggle1:
ya it was hard work
i gotta work for my money too.
not as much as zelda but i do work for it
I hate that I'm turning 13 tomorrow. Luckily, I've found the cure for puberty. Violent Video Games and Kool Aid.
I also hate Paris Hilton. She has no talent at anything at all, and she's rich.
I hate that I'm turning 13 tomorrow. Luckily, I've found the cure for puberty. Violent Video Games and Kool Aid.
...can I have your 13th year so I can be 14, and you be 12? Please?
i hate august
I hate it too. It's still technically Summer, yet we have toi return to school. Darn Georgia Board of Education.
I have to go back to school Wed. this week.
I have to go back to school Wed. this week.
When does your summer break start?
HAHA. You've got a really short summer break. I get off May 20 and go back Aug 22.
I got off May 17th and I have to go back...MONDAY.
HAHAHHA, I've still got a good 20 or so days left, I can use this time to do something wonderfully evil.
I don't hate school as much as I hate GUITAR HERO ON EXPERT
NO HUMAN'S FINGERS CAN MOVE LIKE THAT! ARHG
I don't hate school as much as I hate GUITAR HERO ON EXPERT
NO HUMAN'S FINGERS CAN MOVE LIKE THAT! ARHG
I know.
I can barely play it on hard...
I don't hate school as much as I hate GUITAR HERO ON EXPERT
NO HUMAN'S FINGERS CAN MOVE LIKE THAT! ARHG
I must be a fish or something then.
I'm pretty sure I would pay an insane amount of money to see a fish play a guitar. In fact, I know I would.
I would pay insane amounts of money to see two smart chicks get all up in each other.
Me too....
...actually, I wouldn't pay to see it, but if it was free, I'd watch.
I still have 3 weeks of summer break left, not like you care.
I have 9 days.
And I just started that huge book report. Don't worry, I'm fabulash. And a quarter of a way to finish.
They gave you work? That's evil!!!
Dont worry. I have help. From a friend named Insomnia.
I used to have that friend around all the time and it rocked. now? not so much. Sucktastic.
I have to go meet my teachers today. And I go back in two days.
Wow. I blew off my whole summer.
*pats Zelda on the back* There, there, you'll live. Maybe. I hope. If it makes you feel any better, I blew my summer too.
I didn't blow off my summer. I talked to this hot guy on IM(I'm talking to him on IM right now.) And I travled out of state a few times. I also played a lot of video games, shot off fireworks, and listened to my iPod.
Id say this was a good summer.
i did the fireworks and states and video games part.
i did the fireworks and states and video games part.
Don't forget the "annoy the **** out of Machinecult" part.
yeah *flashback* good times, good times............
Summers seem to go by faster every year. If that's possible......... Which it isn't.
yeah *flashback* good times, good times............
I doubt MC feels the same way.
Summers seem to go by faster every year. If that's possible......... Which it isn't.
It's possible. Didn't you ever see Superman?
it once dd for me. I swear this one day A few summers back, It was night and I shut my eyes to blink. When I open them, the sun is bright and the birds are chirpin'.
I doubt MC feels the same way.
He'll get over it.
it once dd for me. I swear this one day A few summers back, It was night and I shut my eyes to blink. When I open them, the sun is bright and the birds are chirpin'.
Witchcraft or magic maybe?
or my imagination. It was the summer before I went to the second grade.
Hmmm, that might rule out magic and stuff, but not drugs. I started doing drugs in the second grade. My whole coneception of time is a little whoozy now.
I'm..... just gonna go over there......now......yeah.
Hmmm, that might rule out magic and stuff, but not drugs. I started doing drugs in the second grade. My whole coneception of time is a little whoozy now.
2nd grade? That's like...8 years old, man.
Oh poopy, hugs not drugs.
I have to say that, because I'm in Teen Institute, and we say drugs are bad! I mean, back in June, we rode rollar coasters in the name of a drug free america! YAH!!
Still, they done do you no good.