I like waffles. Pancakes are just to soft for my taste.


i hate DDR. No, not Dance Dance revolution. I mean Death death revolution. You get put in a box where you have to change killing postion for a victim. If it's not right, the box is filled with starving piranahs.

ok, I've found another thing that bugs me. IGN is always doing on of those Battle Of The Comic Babes polls. And EVERY TIME Emma Frost wins. I mean, speaking from a woman's point of vief, there are a LOT HOTTER comic girls than Emma Freggin Frost. I mean, there's Elektra, Psylocke, bunches more. BUT NO! I mean. For god's sakes, IGN should get the picture that every time they do one of those damn 'Who's the hottest comic book babe' polls, EMMA FROST IS GOING TO WIN! God, dumbasses.

IGN is pretty messed up in many ways, there's no doubt. What does Emma Frost even do??? Is she a mutant at all??? Does she have any kickass powers??? Is she just some random floosy that feels like walking around in a mansion littered with old dudes in nothing but a white bikini, hooker-boots and a cape???

The powers of telepathy and self-diamondic-tranformation... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Frost) Emma Frost ain't so great...if Jean Grey showed a little more skin she'd win easily, it's all in the costume. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Grey)

Yeah, I personally think the sluttiest of them all is Aeon Flux.

I'll join in the ranting too.

I hate what modern debate has become. Especially on the internet. Instead of people listening to the opposing sides, each side just yells louder and louder and uses personal insults to make their "point". Pathetic.

I also hate what G4 has become. There used to be Tech TV ( I think there still is in Canada) where it had actual TECHNOLOGY THEMED SHOWS, instead of the entire channel trying to copy Spike TV. Yes we like boobs, but I think it would be better for the viewing audience to make programming related to video games, computers and technology since that's the channel's theme. Incorporating pop-culture is best when in small doses.

I hate that there's video game awards shows that look as flashy as any other awards show. Stay true to the geeky fanbase and not jazz it up with rappers and models who don't know a joystick from a jelly bean. They obviously didn't get to where they are by having critical thinking skills, so why are we asking them what video games they like?

In fact, why have awards shows at all anyway? To tell people who have no mind of their own what they should like? Vindication for fans of something to have that something win a golden whatever that the fans themselves will never be able to touch? What the hell.

I'm an atheist, but I don't hate Christians. I actually feel a little sorry for them. It must be a very depressing worldview to think there's some ongoing battle between good and evil and the possibility of someone's finite transgressions resulting in infinite torture. That must be a very horrible warped view of life. And then the more vocal of them tell me either A) They'll pray for me, as if I had any belief that prayer did anything myself or B) I'll be headed to hell if I don't change, little to they know it's possible they're headed to islamic hell for believing in Christianity. I think we could view our humanity more honestly if we didn't think of ourselves as warriors for souls in some supernatural war.

I HATE tall people, I'm getting tired of "How's the weather down there" jokes. Enviromentalists (stop using global warming as a fact, when it's not). Communists (just another excuse for being jealous of richer folk), Religion in all it's forms. It's standing in the way of human evolution.
MAKE STEM-CELL RESEARCH LEGAL.

I agree with most of those.

The only things I don't side with are tall people, only being that I'm friends with many tall people and none of them make short-people jokes. Though if you know that do I can see why you might be biased.

I HATE tall people, I'm getting tired of "How's the weather down there" jokes. Enviromentalists (stop using global warming as a fact, when it's not). Communists (just another excuse for being jealous of richer folk), Religion in all it's forms. It's standing in the way of human evolution.
MAKE STEM-CELL RESEARCH LEGAL.
You hate tall people? :drop2:
HOW RUDE!!!!:firemad:

That tall people remark is pretty close-minded if I may say so myself, and I'm a shortie.

Communists (just another excuse for being jealous of richer folk)

You obviously don't know a lot about communists ideals and such, and no I do not support communism. However please research something before you make statements about it.

Religion in all it's forms. It's standing in the way of human evolution.
Um no, we are still evolving. In fact the new generations are taller and have a larger brain capacity. How in the hell is that standing in the way of human evolution.

MAKE STEM-CELL RESEARCH LEGAL.

While I agree with you, to simply force it onto the rest of the population would make us facist bastards.

Um no, we are still evolving. In fact the new generations are taller and have a larger brain capacity. How in the hell is that standing in the way of human evolution.
Bad news for him. e_e

You know what I hate? Pekingese. They're so mean.

Bad news for him. e_e

LOL I really didn't notice that.

You know what really grinds my gears? [/Peter Griffin]
People who put religion before EVERYTHING.
True story: My mom used to work at this nice restaurant in St. Louis and these two bible-belt girls came in one day. And lo and behold, Enya was playing in the background. (<3's to Enya.) They asked what kind of music it was and my mother replied "Celtic."
Somehow to them: Celtic > Cultic > Satan
"TURN THAT EVIL MUSIC OFF."
And that's what really grinds my gears. [/more Peter Griffin]

You know who I hate. Kayne from the season of PR. He pronounces his name 'cane' when I keep saying it like 'Kan-ye'. It's spelled the same as Kayne West, but it's pronounced differently.

Also, his hair is creepy and he so disgustingly pagenty.

I HATE tall people, I'm getting tired of "How's the weather down there" jokes.


We can't help it if were tall you know...

Also, I'm going to bet that the tall people you know are jerks, and not all tall people are. I mean, look at Clifford, the big red dog. He could have peed in to so many open second story windows. BUT HE DIDN'T. Because he wasn't a jerk.

So that means not all tall people are jerks.

Also, I'm going to bet that the tall people you know are jerks, and not all tall people are. I mean, look at Clifford, the big red dog. He could have peed in to so many open second story windows. BUT HE DIDN'T. Because he wasn't a jerk.
At least not on T.V... just skip to 2:45 to see what I mean. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=E132xNS1fjs)

Didn't they lock Clifford in a barn or somthing?

I also hate how every night Conan O'Brian constantly talks about the damn heat. We don't need to hear about it everywhere.

Along with this,

TO CATHOLIC GAY HATERS:

Does it say in the bible to treat gay people badly, or that being gay is wrong?

I belive not.
It doesn't say to treat anybody badly in fact it says to love even your enemies but it does say that homosexuallity is wrong.

It doesn't say to treat anybody badly in fact it says to love even your enemies but it does say that homosexuallity is wrong.
No it doesn't, it just says humanity started with man and a woman. There's no part where God said "Dudes, stop doing the do the other dudes."

And while I'm on religious humor...

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20060717.gif)

[QUOTE=Smon]No it doesn't, it just says humanity started with man and a woman. There's no part where God said "Dudes, stop doing the do the other dudes."[QUOTE]
Actually yes it does. What bible are you reading from?

Actually yes it does. What bible are you reading from?
Well none specifically, but please, provide a link to a bible quote where God says that homosexuality is bad.

OH MY GOD, we were JUST talking about that.
This person (http://ancient-hoofbeats.deviantart.com/journal/9616960/) is such an effin' bible-belt I can't STAND IT.
But me and Cheez left comments anyways.

I hate my haircut. It looks like if you put a lot of hairspray in it, it would be bad 80's hair.

OH MY GOD, we were JUST talking about that.
This person (http://ancient-hoofbeats.deviantart.com/journal/9616960/) is such an effin' bible-belt I can't STAND IT.
But me and Cheez left comments anyways.
It sounds like you might like Holy Bibble... funny comic about the bible. (http://www.holybibble.net/)

Also, lol feedback loop. (http://circularreasoning.ytmnd.com/)

Uh.. I don't use internet Bibles but if you have a spare Bible handy (If you don't then, most hotels stock them in the middle bedside draw :P)
Leviticus 18:22
"You shall not lie with a man as with a woman. It is an abomination."
In this passage God was talking to a man. There are more like it. but I think this one does nicely.

Okay, okay, I'll give you that according to the Christian bible god says gays are an abomination.

...

...but according to the Islamic bible Christians are an abomination.

So really faith is an abstract sense I don't know what to trust yet. In almost every faith you'll get in trouble for believing in.

People need to learn that it's not important what you have faith in, as long as you have faith.

...that and super-christians just plain creep me out.

Yes, well, back on topic. I hate people who are up themselves almost us much as I hate spiders. Nay, more than I hate spiders!

It sounds like you might like Holy Bibble... funny comic about the bible. (http://www.holybibble.net/)[/url])

Oh! I remember this. I've been missing a few.
Thanks much for the link.

People need to learn that it's not important what you have faith in, as long as you have faith.


Give me a second...


That's from Dogma right?

Give me a second...


That's from Dogma right?
Yep. And aside from "Golf clubs kill demons" that's the only thing I took away from it.

You know who I hate? Danica Patrick. Sure, she's all 'Girls can race too!' but she still proves that to be a sucessful women you have to put on a bikini and post for a dirty magazein. If only women learned that you don't have to be a complete sexpot to be accepted in masculine things, like sports.

I love you Ave.

In fact I have something to add to that

There's this popular belief that a woman in a relationship needs to do things for the man.
You see it everywhere. Case in point, this line: "I'd do everything for him." You see it in a lot of emo poetry, and you'll hear it." He'll see how much I love him when he sees I'm wearing those clothes he likes or talking how he likes or I'll take the abuse because he really loves me."

Honey, where the hell are you living? How does abuse/covering up who you are make for nice healthy relationships? The belief is that if you give up everything the guy will see just how devoted you are.

Truth be told, I'd be a little creeped out by this belief and suggest whoever follows this to take a nice trip to therapy to sort out some self-esteem problems.

Not to mention I'm getting quite sick of hearing excuses for messing up your body because the boyfriend likes it. When polled on why girls get bikini waxes, shave their legs, wear thongs, or act ditzy you'll hear "My boyfriend likes it better, he feels less threatened, my boyfriend thinks I look sexy."

Yeah, and if my boyfriend liked me staying inside the house all day I'd do that too.

Funny because you hear these same girls get their panties in a knot when woman had no rights and were being treated like second class citizens. Now it's the cool thing to treat yourself like a second-class citizen.

Another thing that bothers me is the recent spike in skin cancer due to tanning. Girls know its terrible for them but do it anyway because they say guys compliment them on a nice tan and want to look good. As if there is only one way to look good (instead ofyou know, by being confident, intelligent, caring) and as if these guys that are saying such things because you screwed up your body would really give two ****s about you when you get together.

Beauty is not about looking like 1% of the population, beauty is about being who you are and always will be. Physical beauty is simply for sex and that only brings pleasure not happiness-which hint hint nudge nudge comes from accepting yourself.

Alright, I'm done ranting.

yeah, girls like that give the other self-respecting girls a bad name. Even worse, the ones who like to hear some downright wrong stuff from guys, thinking it's good when it's really just wish-fulfillment. (there's another correct term but it escapes me at the time). Any immature guys who speak like that to me or my friends know to expect scratches on their arms, or a sore aching feeling on their back and shoulders.

Oh, and in my case I try not to tan too much. Not for the fear of skin-cancer, but my skin is dark enough as is. Most people cant tell that I'm from Mexico and confuse me from someone from India or the Middle east. A birthmark i have don't help much either. A few times, I've had some racsist comments made at me where they thought I'm from the middle-east!

I hate tanning. I look like a bruenette oompa loompa. And Klia, I love you too but in a sisterly way. Not in a Raz/lili way.

lollerblades, Darth/Klia LF slashfiction.

A few times, I've had some racsist comments made at me where they thought I'm from the middle-east!
That's hilarious and wrong on so many levels.
And Klia, I love you too but in a sisterly way. Not in a Raz/lili way.Plutonic. The word is plutonic.
lollerblades, Darth/Klia LF slashfiction.
WRONG![/lex]

(I am not directing this rant towards the person commented. No hard feelings.)

You want to know something I hate?

My dad gave me $500 to go shopping!!!!! It was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fun.

I got to go to my favorite shops Deb's, Icing, Hot Topic, and Lane Bryet.
I bought so much.

I dislike when people are given things without working for them.

Like in zelda 41's case, she got $500 for just no (apparent) reason! I mean, to get a fifth of that money, I would need to move at least 150 lbs. of dirt at this time of year, help put up a dog fence, mow at least 1 acre of hilly lawn, move at least 300 lbs. of wood, and do regular chores like cleaning up after dinner, doing the cat litter, dog litter, cleaning the bathroom, vaccume, sweep, hand wash dishes that can't go in the dishwasher, clean my own room, cleaning the bird cage, my own laundry, cleaning up anything that others left behind, (because it doesn't matter who put something somewhere, if it isn't cleaned up, all 3 of me and my siblings get yelled at,) and any other oddjobs thrown in. FOR A FIFTH OF THE MONEY.

I also knew a kid who got paid for getting GRADES. Not good grades, just grades. THey got $1 for an F, $5 for a D, $10 for a C, $25 for a B, and $50 for an A. Paying kids for grades is not wrong in any way to me, but $10 FOR A FEAKING C!!

I get in trouble for getting a C on my interum, let alone my report card!

GAH.[/rant]

I know how you feel Grud. I get payed for good grades,

A's and B's=5 a peice
Below C+'s=grounded for the 9 weeks.

It is awesome because my dad pays me 10 for an A in gym. And all A's is 50. I get really good grades so I'm expected close to perfection.

What I really hate is when someone comes up to you and says, "can I ask you a question?" didn't really give me much of a choice there, did ya sunshine?

I know how you feel Grud. I get payed for good grades,

A's and B's=5 a peice
Below C+'s=grounded for the 9 weeks.

It is awesome because my dad pays me 10 for an A in gym. And all A's is 50. I get really good grades so I'm expected close to perfection.
...I DON'T GET PAID FOR ANYTHING! >:C

Fs? Thas' a paddlin'.

Oh man, I got in trouble soooo much for messing with my math teacher last year. Why does it matter if I didn't do it her way? I still got it right! Freakin' nazi teacher... Ms. Rathert? MORE LIKE MS. RAT-HEART!

St. Jimmy, Can I ask you a question?

Are you really a saint?

Yes.

Like St.Thrikolas?

No. Like St. Jimmy. (you nearly had me think there was a St. Thrikolas there for a sec.)

What I really hate is when someone comes up to you and says, "can I ask you a question?" didn't really give me much of a choice there, did ya sunshine?


I have heard that before....

Which comedian is that from? I'm thinking Daniel Tosh...

No. Like St. Jimmy. (you nearly had me think there was a St. Thrikolas there for a sec.)
There was. Back at holiday time, everyone's favorite moderater Thrik changed his name to Saint Thrikolas and had a Wallace and Gromit avatar.

It was kool.

Or like that movie The Saint, with Val Kilmer and Elisabeth Shue. That was a fun movie. What ever happened to Val? Or Elisabeth for that matter?

I have so much to rant about, but for now:
Kids need to stay off my grass. Back in my day, I had to walk 15 miles around my neighbors yard to stay off his grass......

I hate the fact that I have to go to West Virginia this weekend. I'm gonna get ticks or somthing I hate it there.

I hate that I have a new puppy and have to train it. His name's Murhpy and he's too damn hyper!!!!

All puppies are hyper. My cousin just got a puppy, and it's constantly trying to eat my dogs tail. My dog's lost a lot of tail fur.