-you actually read this thread
-Evil Doctors, goth Kids, and mutant fish start to turn you on.
-you get angry when someone doesn't ship Purple Squid/G-Man.
- you think you have psychic powers and try to jump in people's minds
-you jump off a building thinking you can levitate.
-you've actually gotten inside someone's head. :3
-you get wacked in the head with a volleyball in gym because you were trying to control it with teleknesis.
-You've told your friends,family and everyone in between about it so many times if you mention it one more time they'll kill themselves.
Your eyes turn red every second you're not playing, thinking, or talking about it.
The people around you don't like the game just from the sheer amount of times you've talked about it.
You make this topic.
You dress up as Raz for halloween.
You wear a special hat so you don't blow up peoples' heads anymore.
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You dress up as Raz for halloween.
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I'm either gonna be him or Sasha.
You buy a brand shiny new laptop solely for the purpose of playing the game.
...And then you name it after one of the characters. (No joke. I have a laptop named Lili.)
-You have a Razzy blazer. Got one yesterday. =D
-You have a Razzy blazer. Got one yesterday. =D
Grr. We do battle. Who makes the better Raz.
(I'll win. I'm short, and male!)
Also
-if you order a poster, t-shirt and soundtrack.
-if you borrow money from your cousins for a print and vinyl sticker.
Um... I'm... awesome. And... male?
-you bought a sticker to slap on your GB.
You buy a brand shiny new laptop solely for the purpose of playing the game.
...And then you name it after one of the characters. (No joke. I have a laptop named Lili.)
So, I have a milkweed bug named Nils, my TV's name is Morry, I call my dog figgy piggy, My cousin's name is Sasha, My greek name is Soc.Stu. is Mila, I call the chair I'm sitting on now Dogan, My bed's name is Fred(rhymetime) I have a drawing of a squirrll named Elton Fir, A bridge I cross EVERY DAY I call the Wispering Rock bridge, My moms car is Franke and my dads is Kitty, and I call my Trombone Chloe'. BEAT THAT!!!
My house's name is Tim. Ha.
I get that you blow Chloe, you drive Franke and Kitty, and you sleep with Fred.
Choose your words very, very carefully.
My school Is Thorney Towers home for the crazy!!
Dang, well, I should have named the cars Sasha and Dr. Loboto. but I'll sleep with Fred anyday.
I get that you blow Chloe, you drive Franke and Kitty, and you sleep with Fred.
Choose your words very, very carefully.
Strangely enough, I got that, too.
Not Raz.
You write something like my topic.
You dress up as Raz for halloween.
I already have half my costume. ;) AND I did the whole goggles thing BEFORE I played Psychonauts, so that base is covered. My friend is going as Sasha, too. We bought an "Oh! It's so tacky...!" lamp too just so we can remake the "Victory for Good Taste" cutscene when we want. Wow. Do we have a problem?
I already have half my costume. ;) AND I did the whole goggles thing BEFORE I played Psychonauts, so that base is covered. My friend is going as Sasha, too. We bought an "Oh! It's so tacky...!" lamp too just so we can remake the "Victory for Good Taste" cutscene when we want. Wow. Do we have a problem?
no, I think that's pretty freakin cool. I'de love to do that, but it take a lot of money and some chocolate to get one of my friends to be sombody from Psychonauts!!!
I get that you blow Chloe, you drive Franke and Kitty, and you sleep with Fred.
Choose your words very, very carefully.
I read this without reading about the named appliances and such...
I was shaking my head in greief for Chloe
-You dream about them
-You plan to dress up as Napolean
-You do a project that is going towards college about Tim Schafer and DoubleFine.
I already have half my costume. ;) AND I did the whole goggles thing BEFORE I played Psychonauts, so that base is covered. My friend is going as Sasha, too. We bought an "Oh! It's so tacky...!" lamp too just so we can remake the "Victory for Good Taste" cutscene when we want. Wow. Do we have a problem?
Post up the picture when you are done. Please.
Post up the picture when you are done. Please.
No prob.
I might do a Raz-ish type outfit. Though maybe I could get creative and work it up Boyd style. Uniforms are hard. D:
No prob.
Awesome...if I raise money for my Napolean costume in time for Halloween then I'll figure out how to post it.
-You read through this thread making sure no one else had posted yours. (I suppose that would be more like being obsessed with being obsessed with Psychonauts then, eh?)
Ok, you don't make time for friends, family, or anything else. It's all spent with Psychonauts.
The time you're not playing Psychonauts, you're on Razputin.net.
The time you're not playing Psychonauts, you're on Razputin.net.
That would be everyone here.
-It doesn't matter how many times you've beaten the game. You need at least 5 minutes every night on it.
5 min? I need 2 hours every day. My schedual revolves around Psychonauts. That's why I gotta do christmas show tryouts before all the other kids. I have to play from 5 o'clock to 7 o'clock.
The time you're not playing Psychonauts, you're on Razputin.net.
...That would be ME. As if you couldn't tell.
-when you do the "bobby zilch" mockery dance on a daily basis
-when your teacher pulls you and only you aside to show you some Psychonauts cosplayers. Apparently, my love shows in public.
-you play pschonauts continously until it becomes second nature
You try to learn the arts of psychic abilities just to prove that Psychonauts has had THAT MUCH impact on you.
You regurgitate chewed up pretzels between two pretzels, and then eat it. Sounds sick but it's oh-so-delicious, mmmm....
err...Nothing.
-You e-mail Scott C. And he replies.. Woot!
-when you do the "bobby zilch" mockery dance on a daily basis
Is that the dance where Raz goes 1,2 3,4 1, and 2
Is that the dance where Raz goes 1,2 3,4 1, and 2
I never knew he said numbers to that.
sorry, too much time in band. He does the little walk like an egyptain thing.
sorry, too much time in band. He does the little walk like an egyptain thing.
That's awesome how you numbered his dance.
I'm surprised no one said:
You know you're obsessed with Psychonauts when you say "O-M-G". Instead of "Oh my God."
umm, your obsessed with psychonauts when all the friends i have are online message board friends(the best kind)
umm, your obsessed with psychonauts when all the friends i have are online message board friends(the best kind)
We ARE the best kind, aren't we? Not only that, but we're nerds.
YAY, NERD ONLINE MESSAGE BOARD FREINDS UNITE WITH YOUR SUPER POWERS!!!! Darth, with the power to draw mediocore Psychonauts fanart. And make it come TO LIFE!
...Squid, with the power to shoot down everyone's hopes and dreams!
splitsecond.......crap I don't have powers :(
woo hoo squid! you finally got out of my pocket!
splitsecond.......crap I don't have powers :(
Yes you do, you have the power to join into groups and be accepted with luv from all. (Awww moment)
woo hoo squid! you finally got out of my pocket!
Yes, but now I'm in a jar. And it's ITCHY in here.