Drax then looks around, spots DG, and proceeds to smack him over the head with the fire extinguisher. DG goes down for one post.
Gudon shoots realy cold ice so that whenever something gets hit by it it turns to ice and Gudon shoots some at the fire extinguisher and it freezes Drax for 3 posts.
Dg wakes up again, apologises to Beefyboy because he owned him while he was on the ground and then heads for Gudon. He empty's a bottle o' beer, holds a lighter by his mouth and burps. The alcoholic gasses eminating from his mouth + the lighter result in a flamethrower that burns Gudon, who will lie on the ground crying for mercy for two posts.
Glboricua walks into the area where all the fighting is going down, and looks around. When he sees the chaos that is this bar fight, he grabs a stick and starts running around swinging like crazy and smacks into Doomgiver, KOing them both for 1 post.
Yay! A bar fight! A bar fight!
*accidently whacks GLboricua with a bottle*
Gl-whatever is out for 1 post.
And come on, heat it up! This bar fight is lame! Look at the one that was in the SW Cantina!!
(Why didn't anyone tell me there was a bar fight down here??!!:mad: :mad: )
Great to have you in here, i'll certainly take a look there. By means of reward DG stufsf a beer bottle in Saber's mouth (bottom first), smashing your teeth. You're down for one post. (Normally it would be more but otherwise, only one guy is up at a time.)
Gudon gets up and decides he needs to go pody. He goes over to DG kicks him down and then does his buiness on hi. Out for 2 posts.
Sabretooth arrives, angrily
Picks up LukeKatarn with his Skaarj Hair
Throws him out of the window
Bars doors and windows
LukeKatarn is trying to get into the bar for 2 posts.
(Doesn't count as post. It is Gudon G-U-D-O-N.)
Originally posted by LukeKatarn
(Doesn't count as post. It is Gudon G-U-D-O-N.)
Gotcha!
(Don't consider this as a post or I'll smash yer teeth)
:D > :laugh6:
(lol sweet.. Ok that post will not count and this one will not count.)
Tale pulls a Cyroban grenade out of his pocket and lobs it sabretooths way, freezing him for 3 posts. :jawa :jawa
DG is awake again and bitesin tale's leg. That causes him to fall on a table, that flips over. The bottle of beer standing on the table flies trough the air and lands right on Tale's head. However he isn't down (it's a matter of spicing things up.) I hope some people will let others stand up for a while so there will be more people to take down...
By the way sabertooth, i couldn't find the original barfight..
Gudon got back up and pulled out a can of "Mighty Droid Oil" and squirted it on Tale. Then Gudon pulls out a match and lights it! He throws the match at Tale. Tale runs to water the moment the match hits him. Tale is in a water bucket trying to cool himself for one post.
Tijil (The Bartender who has been watching with a mildly amused expression from behind the counter all this time) stands up and pulls out his double-barrel shotgun. He loads it, cocks it, and then uses the butt of the gun to knock Doomgiver out for one post. He then throws the gun to the side, grabs Doomgiver's limp form, and beats Gudon relentlessly using DG as an unwieldy bludgeon. Gudon, struck painfully by DG's head, is out for two posts!
Beefy Boy heaves himself off the ground and watches Tijil swing Doomgiver's body like a flail. "Hey that looks like fun, let me try!"
He grabs Tijil by the leg and swings him into the wall repeatedly until his leg comes off. He then continues beating Tijil with his own leg mercilessly. However, BeefyBoy is not accustomed to any sort of extended physical activity and suffers a heart attack due to the athletic strain. Tijil will hover at death's door for 4 posts, and BeefyBoy gasps and his arm goes numb for 3 posts.
Holy crap dude... Now i can only beat up sabretooth... wich i do by stealing Tijil's leg (I'm sure he wouldn't mind) and throw it trough the window next to Sabretooth. The glass splinters go into his brain trough the eyes and Sabretooth is unconscious for three posts. (It would be more if his brain wasn't so small):p
Gudon got up and jumped up and down and Up and Down and UP and DOWN! (Noone is dead I am waiting for more people to get up before I bet up someone.)
What the...? I don't post and I get kicked out? Doom, you should have thought. There are new barfighters who can come... You don't need to always take someone out each time you come to this forum...
Alegis enters the bar, walks over the broken chairs and orders a drink.
"A correlian ale. In a clean glass"
Gudon goes to the bartender "Tarisien ale please.". Then he notices Alegis and punches him. Out for 1 post.
*Jinni Tsurugi walk into the bar and while looking at the comotion shakes his head. LukeKatarn walks by and Jinni takes out his sword and cuts Luke Katarn.* LukeKatarn is down for 3 posts.
(Doesn't count as post. GUDON GU-DON G-U-D-O-N. NOT LUKEKATARN.)
Fine. Jinni, just for the heck of it, slashes G-U-D-O-N vigoruosly. Gudon is down for 3 posts.
Happy?
maxrulz finnaly regains concusnos and gabs a nearby blaster,shooting LukeKartarn in the leg, knocking him down for 2 posts
Sabretooth is back!!!
Attacks Jinni Tsurugi with anti-n00b hypnotizer
Jinni is desperately trying to know where he is and trying to get out for 3 posts.
Dg gets back up again and stamps 'I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL UP' around sabretooth's head ten times with a giant stamp, knocking him out for three posts.
skreej walks into the bar, picks up a bottle and smashes it over doomgiver's head knocking him out for 2 posts
Originally posted by Sith-Jedi-Fight
skreej
:fist:
You know exactly why. You're insulting the order of the Skaarj.
Poggle awoken from his drunken slumber on the bar by the noisy fight clubs skreej over the head with his bar stool knocking him out for two posts
BeefyBoy hauls his bulk up from the floorboards and readies himself to strike. As he levels the bag of Doritos that you don't want to know where he keeps to throw at Poggle, the bag pops, throwing all the chips into his mouth. Delighted at the surprise, BeefyBoy chews and enjoys the snack. Upon swallowing, a partially masticated Dorito sticks in his throat choking him and he administers the self-Heimlic, spraying the food bits all over Poggle. Poggle with retch violently for 2 posts.
And I'm sorry Katarn, but how can you call yourself that? Yeah, that thing above your avatar. That makes me want to retch violently for the rest of my life. You and Darth Tepe are undeserving of that title, and if anyone I've seen on here should have it, it's Van Lingo.
(FYI I am a good RPer. It is not you to judge F and why should Lingo be the RPG lord?) Gudon gets up and belchs from his ale. To bad for Jinni he was burped on. Jinnni is out for 2 posts.
F-Bomb, LK has been in nearly every RPG I've ever known and deserves the title of RPG Lord with Darth Tepe. If you have any objection, then GET THE F OUT!!!!
In anger, Sabretooth calls for back-up for back-up from his Skaarj warriors, but they are busy partying at Hawaii, so instead, he attacks F-Bomb with a cute, fuzzy teddy-bear.
F-Bomb is busy adoring his new teddy-bear for 2 posts.
Poggle regains his composure and pulls out a blaster and takes aim at f-bomb only to slip on some spilt ale and hit sabretooth in the leg for one post
Gudon decides that he needs back up so he digs a hole to the center of the earth. 5 seconds later he comes back with LEPrecon and takes their weapons. He fires all of them at Poggle! Poggle is now out for 3 posts.
Hooray for artemis fowl! Anyway, i think f-bombs argument was that Van lingo is the best RP'er, though he doesn't take part in all RPG's (Wich is madness), his posts are the greatest, in fact, i'd like to represent this special 'RPG lord' cup to... Lukekatarn! by throwing it in his face, knocking him out for two posts!
Jinni gets back up after a much needed nap and says "I am too powerful to be knocked out for any number of posts." Just then his mother comes in the door in her police uniform and shoots Jinni then walks out. Jinni is down for 2 posts.
Sabretooth arrives and fills Doomgiver's mind with an interesting idea.
Doomgiver is writing a story on the idea for 2 posts.
(DG you like Artemis Fowl too? COOL! I love all of them. The only one that I still have to read is 3 The Etirnity Code.) Gudon got back up and told all of his fairy friends to get Artemis Fowl himself. Artemis brought with him Butler! Butler started shooting SabreTooth with his Sig Suar. (I spelled that wrong.) Sabretooth is out for 3 posts.
Skreej wakes up in a daze. Seeing that he was knocked out he says "grrrrrrrrrrrrr", pulls a blaster and tries to shoot gudon. He misses 100 times and runs out of ammo. He gets angrier and kicks him in the shins instead, gudon is down for a post.
Poggle clubs skreej with an ale bottle for 2 posts
what you jsut did is a post. its just one time person types something. it can be one word or a thousand words.
Gudon got back up and called for Holly Sort and Julias Root. Julias and Holly team up on Poggle and start shooting him. Poggle is out for 2 posts.
Sabretooth shows gudon his holiday videos.
Gudon is being bored for 3 posts.
*Sits at the bar, still eating his chicken and fried rice without even noticing there's a pile of debris lying around.*
Topshot sits there eating his lunch for 3 posts, or until someone decides to interrupt his free time.
Skreej picks up a chair and tries to smash sabertooth over the head. He misses, hits his own foot and is hopping around in pain for 3 posts.
Yes, i like artemis fowl, but DG decides it's been enough and gets a troll (i have my sources )to chase them all back underground. Lukekatarn is drawn underground in the chaos as well, trapping him for three posts.
(I didn't post after I was down for 3 posts. Your post was the third one so that last one does not count with me being down for 3 more posts.) "STUPID TROLL!" Gudon pulls out a nuetrino 2,000 "DIE!" He shoots Sabretooth. Sabretooth is down for 2 posts.
Poggle throws DG over the bar for 1 post