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 Handorin
03-06-2004, 8:03 PM
#1
hi im new and looks like a cool site. plz post help i will appreciate it :)

P.S. ty 4 Mike Windu 4 introducng me 2 it!:D
 Mike Windu
03-06-2004, 8:08 PM
#2
You're welcome Handorin

Let's give a warm welcome to Handorin fellas, he lives 4 houses down from me

Siv... Bongo... Topshot... its time for newbie welcoming committee to strike again!

*takes out rubber band shooter*
 Darth Slayne
03-06-2004, 8:10 PM
#3
Oh, another lost soul has wandered into our midst....

Hello and welcome to this crazy house we call Lucas Forums ;)

May your visits here bestow much goodness and fun upon your bonce :D :D :D :D
 IG-64
03-06-2004, 8:18 PM
#4
HI, Handorin, I'm the bored guy, I can make you a sig ad/or avatar if you'd like.
 Mike Windu
03-06-2004, 8:25 PM
#5
you'll want to stay away from IG-64 he's a weirdo... obsessed with Mr. Game and Sucky... :) stick around han you'll learn a lot of stuff
 •-BLaCKouT-•
03-06-2004, 8:26 PM
#6
Hi there Handorin, welcome, and have fun :)

B.

Well done Mike, we need more fresh ones :evil1: ;)
 Kylilin
03-06-2004, 8:27 PM
#7
stay away from me too, I don't want any newbie germs.

:D
 Handorin
03-06-2004, 8:34 PM
#8
note#1: stay away from IG-64, and Kylilin.
note#2: stick around and ,earn alot

:D :joy:
 Pie™
03-06-2004, 8:37 PM
#9
Hello, you get a free Biggs (tm) with every purchase... :|

:biggs: ,
:biggs: ,
and last, but not least; :biggs:
 Mike Windu
03-06-2004, 8:37 PM
#10
Originally posted by •-BLaCKouT-•
Hi there Handorin, welcome, and have fun :)

B.

Well done Mike, we need more fresh ones :evil1: ;)

:violin: Thank you B. I hope I've done well for the LucasForums Mafia *kisses admin/mod rings*

:D
 IG-64
03-06-2004, 8:38 PM
#11
Hey, why stay away from me? I'm alot nicer and saner than most other people on here...
 Handorin
03-06-2004, 8:44 PM
#12
cause mike said 2 stay mr.brain:band:
 IG-64
03-06-2004, 8:45 PM
#13
Originally posted by Handorin
cause mike said 2 stay mr.brain:band:

He only said that because i'm sane :P

Oh, and that's a bith...
 Mike Windu
03-06-2004, 8:47 PM
#14
han's not big on star wars he's just here cause I threatened him ;)
 Writer
03-06-2004, 8:50 PM
#15
Dear Handorin,
You have just entered a world of.... INSANITY!! and you're here to stay. Once you come in, you can never leave. Believe me, I've tried and will now probably get flogged for saying so.:D

(flight attendant voice) Welcome to LF and (evil voice) enjoy the rest of your life. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:eek: I think I just scared the pee out of me!:p
 Handorin
03-06-2004, 8:50 PM
#16
he has a big brain thas y i used it;)
 •-BLaCKouT-•
03-06-2004, 8:57 PM
#17
You do realise, Handorin, that this is what it's like all the time here? :indif:

You still have a choice. You can take the blue pill, and wake up in your bed tomorrow and pretend it's all a dream.
Or you can take the red pill, and we show you how deep the Swamp goes...

http://boxjam.keenspace.com/images/blue_pill.jpg)

This is your last chance...

:xp: B.


Actually, that's not true... once you've made 5 posts, the Swamp has you... :evil1:
 Darth Slayne
03-06-2004, 8:57 PM
#18
Originally posted by Mike Windu
:violin: Thank you B. I hope I've done well for the LucasForums Mafia *kisses admin/mod rings*

:D

Lucas Forums Mafia eh?

*Whips out Tommy gun and dons wheezy voice*

I got an offer you don't refuse....:p
 Handorin
03-06-2004, 9:00 PM
#19
noooooooooo this is me 10th post now >.< im double stuck
 topshot
03-06-2004, 9:50 PM
#20
Originally posted by Mike Windu
You're welcome Handorin

Let's give a warm welcome to Handorin fellas, he lives 4 houses down from me

Siv... Bongo... Topshot... its time for newbie welcoming committee to strike again!

*takes out rubber band shooter*

I've got the fish net!:D

*Drops fish net on Handorin, drags 'im in, and throws away the key before Rhett's child slaves steal his pants.*

And, um, welcome to LF, Handorin. Enjoy your stay and post often. :cool:
 ET Warrior
03-06-2004, 9:56 PM
#21
One word of warning. I'm the king, and also the resident grammar and spelling nazi.

Therefore you need to do TWO things. FIRSTLY, obey all commands from me, as I am king.

Secondly, be very careful about your usage of spelling abbreviations and AIM-Speak. I will get agitated easily, and probably bring the full wrath of my kingdom upon you.
 TiE23
03-06-2004, 10:01 PM
#22
Post often, only us good forumers know this one secrect: If you don't post often, a monkey assasin with a cattle prod will come over when you are aspleep, and cattle prod you to submission, and then will act all like a dirty monkey on you with his bad self! I should know, i was gone for a few months and the whole time I was ummm, well, you know..... DON'T LET THIS HAPEN TO YOU!
*Cluches gun and teddy bear and quivers*

TiE
 Mike Windu
03-06-2004, 10:02 PM
#23
Originally posted by topshot
I've got the fish net!:D

*Drops fish net on Handorin, drags 'im in, and throws away the key before Rhett's child slaves steal his pants.*

And, um, welcome to LF, Handorin. Enjoy your stay and post often. :cool:

But don't spam... darned 13 year olds...

hehe topshot, I warned him about people stealing his pants... he didn't listen to me!:D

oh... ignore ET, he's a megalomaniac who thinks He rules everybody... reminds me of an old man *takes cane away* not so tough now eh ET...

*days later* Godfather I have a request...:p
 TiE23
03-06-2004, 10:04 PM
#24
Bloody hell, our forum has become a smelting pot of nazis and pervs! OMG! cover your eyes, son! Cover them!!!

TiE
 ET Warrior
03-06-2004, 10:12 PM
#25
Originally posted by Mike Windu
oh... ignore ET, he's a megalomaniac who thinks He rules everybody... reminds me of an old man *takes cane away* not so tough now eh ET...

Why you little.....*trips and falls down the stairs*


Uhhhhhhhnnnnnn, my spine..........
 TheHobGoblin
03-06-2004, 10:30 PM
#26
*leans to ET Warrior*

Do you think he is a spy?


Welcome to you damnation
 obi
03-07-2004, 12:17 AM
#27
Welcome to LucasForums.

*mops*

Move, please. You're in my mopping spot.

Thank you.

*mops again*
 TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 12:22 AM
#28
I make the messes Obi cleans... opps did I say that out loud? :eek:
 El Sitherino
03-07-2004, 12:27 AM
#29
I'm an ass, that's all you gotta know.
 ET Warrior
03-07-2004, 12:29 AM
#30
Originally posted by InsaneSith
I'm an ass, that's all you gotta know.

You know how it's fun to misquote the people so it looks like they're saying something mean about themselves...... well you just totally took all the fun out of THAT.
 Dath Maximus
03-07-2004, 12:31 AM
#31
hi new person! Im Dath!!!

and I'm Obi's partner when it comes to beating people with a geraldo riviera mask

*shakes mask and points it at n00b*
 MennoniteHobbit
03-07-2004, 12:38 AM
#32
Welcome to LF.
Land of the self-glorified (ET Warrior), powerful (admins and mods), and me, MennoniteHobbit!

Have a nice stay
MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! You have fallen in to my trap!!

by the way, i am sane (like IG) I just like torturing newbies....
 TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 12:44 AM
#33
Originally posted by Dath Maximus
hi new person! Im Dath!!!

and I'm Obi's partner when it comes to beating people with a geraldo riviera mask

*shakes mask and points it at n00b*
STOP POINTING AT ME :ball:
 BawBag™
03-07-2004, 12:57 AM
#34
Hi there fella! :wavey:
 Joetheeskimo
03-07-2004, 1:09 AM
#35
Welcome, brother. :wavey: :D
 TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 1:14 AM
#36
Funny how some new people join and just kinda slip in the crowd with no hi thread. I did that.
 IG-64
03-07-2004, 1:35 AM
#37
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
Funny how some new people join and just kinda slip in the crowd with no hi thread. I did that.

And, hey, look who has 1000 posts :thumbsup:
 TiE23
03-07-2004, 4:19 AM
#38
Originally posted by InsaneSith
I'm an ass, that's all you gotta know.
You're really popular with the big burly men like obiwan 13 then? i should have know, i should have know.... J/K :p
*
*
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in responce to previous post: *Gets out cane and talks like i have no teeth* "Why i had a 1000 posts before you were ever born dang nabit! wheres my fu<king dentures!

TiE
 Crow_Nest
03-07-2004, 4:32 AM
#39
Hello Handorin, welcome to lucas forums. Njoy your stay here :cheers:
 Astrotoy7
03-07-2004, 4:50 AM
#40
I'm always suspicous of characters who arent Star Wars freaks....for all I know, you could be a darn trekkie! (*waves fist like crazy person*)

I'm not a mod or admin, but there is one rule that i'd like you stick to so you dont cause poor old astro to have a nervous breakdown ....

plz dont post this type pf thread :
"My sister/brother/mother/uncle/neighbour saw on the net that they are making Episode 7-9"

*astro starts shivering*

MTFBWYA - -seeing that you are not "big on Star Wars" (*astro casts suspicious gaze*), this means "May The Force Be With You Always"........

*Hey, are you from australia(I noticed .net.au in your sig), if so MEE TOOO!*


**seriously, wlecome and have fun, yeah most of these guys are weird, so I'm assuming you're weird to if you want to hang around here !
 -=DarkZero=-
03-07-2004, 4:54 AM
#41
I am the thug of LF, you give me all your money when you make it, Understand? If you don't, I'll eat all yo' carrot's sucker!
 Mike Windu
03-07-2004, 5:10 AM
#42
Dante, you? a thug? Don't make me laugh...

Astro Han's not from the outback... Him and I live in Memphis...

Dirty South! Throw yo hood up! huah!

I mean... yes Godfather
 Astrotoy7
03-07-2004, 5:15 AM
#43
Originally posted by Mike Windu
Dante, you? a thug? Don't make me laugh...

Astro Han's not from the outback... Him and I live in Memphis...

Dirty South! Throw yo hood up! huah!


i guess the .net.au in his sig is a red herring....

memphis huh, *giggles*

*imagines mike and handorin washin cars for a living dressed as elvis*

MTFBWYA
 •-BLaCKouT-•
03-07-2004, 11:01 AM
#44
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
Funny how some new people join and just kinda slip in the crowd with no hi thread. I did that.
Yeah, me too. Posted hi threads elsewhere and was made to feel a right freak :p so I decided not to bother. Of course I didn't know then that this lot are actually alright...

...not too sure if I've slipped into the crowd yet though. I ain't been here a year yet... ah well, looks like you're stuck with me anyways.

:D B.
 Astrotoy7
03-07-2004, 11:24 AM
#45
I didnt bother with the "Hi Im a newbie" thread. I arrived at the swamp from the JO/JA/EU/KOTOR forums with 800 posts or so, I didnt feel like a newbie, and thought it was wisest not too attract too much attention from the weirdo mods, admins and regulars that seemed to haunt this place(the swamp), namely obi, rhett, and groovy...


MTFBWYA
 TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 12:29 PM
#46
k I got 1000 post, can I become ruler of forums now? :D
 Astrotoy7
03-07-2004, 12:48 PM
#47
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
k I got 1000 post, can I become ruler of forums now? :D

dont talk about post count too much, otherwise one of those sadistic mods/admins will knock yours back to 5 just to mess with ya ! ...i've seen it happen !

MTFBWYA
 TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 12:59 PM
#48
........... I gotta delete those post quick! :D
 Black Knight of Keno
03-07-2004, 1:46 PM
#49
http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/teo.kuusela/fatnewbie.jpg)

Welcome, I am the roleplayer of this forum... I guess... Well, whatever I am doesn't matter except that I am Topshot's apprentice's apprentice(Means that I'm Darth Rythe's apprentice :D )
*Look's Obi's mopping* Don't ming him, he's our crazy janitor. He's obsessed on mopping the floor. Oh, and watch out for Boba Rhett, he's the crazy, bored, funny-picture's maker... *Starts to clean the windows, allways muddy because this is the swamp*
 DarkLord60
03-07-2004, 3:46 PM
#50
Originally posted by Darth Tepe
http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/teo.kuusela/fatnewbie.jpg)


Thats just sick!
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