At least I have some intellegence.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
-pHILBRUSH
good thing for me then, because everyones my inferior.
you don't have the wits to match my carisma!
At least I can spell it!
My grandma fights better than you, and shes been dead for 5 years!
She must have taught you everything you know.
Given the choice between talking with you and thrusting a rusty nail through my testicles, I think I would choose the latter.
You dont even have the balls to do that
You couldnt find your own ass without a map
Originally posted by Deadmeat_X
You couldnt find your own ass without a map
I wouldn't be so sure; my Mother in-law has a life-Size map of Monkey Island TM tattooed on her butt!!
You're a couple of apples short of a picnic
Originally posted by pHILBRUSH
You're a couple of apples short of a picnic And you're a couple of insults short of a witty retort.
And your insult?
-pHILBRUSH
You mean you want to be insulted? You are a retard!
using second grade level insults, huh?
hey, your forehead is ten times larger than mena suvari's! and her's is pretty damn big!
dont complain about second grade level insults if you are going to use even lower levels of insults
i ate porkchops last night. probably some1 from your family.
And your insult? Your reflection.i ate porkchops last night. probably some1 from your family.But you'd be the forum expert on sweaty, nasty, trotty, smelly, mud-covered animals, wouldn't you?
You keep forgeting to put your insult!
ok....
I hear you changed your mind.......where's the diaper?!
-pHILBRUSH
Originally posted by pHILBRUSH
You keep forgeting to put your insult!
ok....
I hear you changed your mind.......where's the diaper?!
-pHILBRUSH
Comeback: It's currently on your face after you've shaved.
Insult: Quit mucking around like a purple dish washing monkey.
- Amantis
Ha! jokes on you, how can I muck around if I wash dishes?!
Let's play Horsey! I'll be the front end and you be yourself...
-pHILBRUSH
"front end". kind of an oxymoron. hey, if you take away the oxy, that'd be you!!!
you're about as ugly as homemade soup.
you didn't know I stick photos of the beautifull Jewl Klitcher in my home made soup!!!!
You're so stupid that you put a thankyou note on your tax returns!!!
at least i can spell jewel's name. it's jewel kilcher.
you're so dumb, you don't even know who you are!
I'm pHILBRUSH
You're so stupid that you got ran over by a parked car!
pHILBRUSH
that is so old, i can see spider webs in it!
you are so old, i can see spider webs in you :p
With great power, comes great responsibility...
You're so ugly, you got arrested for mooning when you looked out a window.
You must have bad eyesight; I was
You're so stupid that it took you an hour to watch 60 seconds!
Oh yeah? Well... well, you're so dumb that this one time, you were with a bear and the bear said "hey I'm a bear" and you said "really? I thought you were a parsnip" and then the bear said "rawr" and ate your head whilst you were dressed as George Michael.
Also Lenny was there.
You have a bad eysight too; I'm too young to go to a bar...
you're so old that you owe mosesa penny!!!
-pHILBRUSH
Wrong! I paid him back last year!
You're so stupid, you locked your keys in the car and then started panicking when it started raining because the top was down.
at least i'm smart enough to not think that i locked my keys in my motorcycle.
you're so ignorant, you don't even know who the girl in my avatar is even though there's been at least 5 different av's of her and i've mentioned her name about 20 times in the past two days!
Jewel Kiltcher
So, I hear you're a lady killer; they take on look at you and die
by fright...
Too bad they never look at YOU.
Your spelling, punctuation, and grammar would make a two-year-old blush.
Yep, they would be embarrased at how good it is.
You're face looks and smells of moldy old cheese.
You want a piece of me?! :p
You're a total, total... a word has yet to be discovered to describe how totally whatever it is you are you are. But you are one, and a total, total one at that.
why dont you make up a word? im sure your mommy would like it.
you dont stand a chance against me, im so fast i can lock a drawer and throw the key inside it in the meantime.
You must be a worm to be able to do that.
You're just as slippery as a lubricated chicken.
- Amantis
all the better to escape your mile-wide aura of stupidity.
uhh...yeah. i like to say "closing...damn." *hint hint my birthday is in 8 days, on june 18th hint hint*
Then I'll just have to borrow yours!
You fight like my mother!
I kind of noticed that when you ran crying to your room with a broom mark on your behind.
You are an evil minion to the dark janitorial forces!
You are an evil minion to the dark janitorial forces!
Yeah, and we clean the Island from dirty scum like you.
I'd love a good swordfight like pirates do, but you've got just a letter opener.
^ Yeh,but atleast I could fight you off with ,yer fork dun work!
V Your mumma musta died o' fright when she saw yeh!
At least in our family we have guts to die, unlike your mama who's afraid that she wouldn't get a decent funeral because you'd be there to be ashamed of.
I'd love to insult your family, but it is not polite to make fun of retarded people.
Your boat is so lousy that you would have to pay Stan to get it for sale at his Previously Owned Vessels.
two insults? weren't we only suppsed to put one?
you probably have no clue who the girl in my sig image is, and i also doubt you even know what a sig image is, either.
Well at least it isnt a dingy rescue boat,like yours.
You wouldn't know the difference bettween a dart and an elephnat!
your comeback made no sense at all :confused: what does a dingy rescue boat have anything to do with a sig image at all?
am i on an ignore list or something?! what the hell is going on?! it seems like you're not replying to my insults/comebacks, only to the person before me. do i exist?
i want to know: what the hell is going on around here? has this game been taken over by a posse of newbies that are only replying to each other's posts? if this is the case, get a hotel room and play your little game there.
what the f*** is going on here?!?!?!?!
(I'll just work on "Sorry, ignore me")
who said that?
you're so fat, that I missed 20 minutes of my fave TV program while you changed the channel (The tv in my bar)
-pHILBRUSH
how aproppiate you fight like a cow:lechuck:
How appropriate you look like one.
how appropriate, what happened to posting insults?:confused:
i hate you so much that i'd give you the double finger, then poke your eyes out with my middle fingers while i was still flipping you off.
(I was tired at the time and didn't feel like posting anything more than a comeback. I figured someone would put in an insult, and I was right.)
Maybe you'd do that to me if you could unlodge your fingers from your nose.
Is that your own hair, or did you scalp a rat?
Thats cos i chucked my guts when i saw you
Your mums armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock