u just have no idea of wot you are saying...
you poor thing how long have you been stupid? must be really hard for you... on the other hand, it seems that you are already used to it...
I learn it all from you, father.
you have all the grace of a flatuent elephant. and you smell like one too.
u must have mistaken me with your mother
your comebacks are getting lammer and lamer as time passes by.
I called you father and you called my mother as smelly as an elephant, well guess what, that means you slept with her!
and my combacks aren't lame, you're just too stupid to understand them.
I understand them fine, YOU TWO are the idiots. *Bands Neil and Al's heads together.*
I really like your daughter >=D She's like a flower grown out of a pot of dirt.
Originally posted by Kjшlen
I understand them fine, YOU TWO are the idiots. *Bands Neil and Al's heads together.*
you band our heads together, right:confused: .
you insult like my cactus!
your cactus, huh? you're not doing too well, are you?
you're as smelly as 5,000,000,000 burning tires and rotten eggs!
im surprised you can count that high (come on, you were just asking for that one ;))
noone is mighty enough to band my head to another one's head, wotever that means.
you don't know what that means?! :tsk:
i think you're as retarded as dinghy dog!
That may be true, but it's a level of intellect you could only dream of.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
Ah, so you used the court winnings for a face lift.
Retard is too good a word for you, but then again, a lot of things are too good for you, even the beggars won't let you live with them because of the new level of stink you bring to them.
You're right. That's the last time I borrow your cologne.
If you're trying to insult me, you're succeeding - I'm insulted that someone with your ridiculously low levels of intelligence would even attempt to knock me down.
is that so? in that case i need to see your face when i win
i can knock you down if my arms and legs tied and with a blindfold
I'm flattered, but spoken for.
Can I borrow that blidnfold when you're done with it? It's the only safety gear available for Exposure to one of your Family Photos...
Cheap bastard, can't even afford his own blindfold.
If it wasn't fot he curiosity of how you face came to be that way, i'd be running away fight now due to the creature from the blue lagoon that seems to have died on your face.
at least i'm able to support the body weight of the creature, you weakling.
you're ditzier than britney spears.
that's only because i slpet with her twice last night
you're thinner than Ally McBeal, if you ate a pea, you'd think you were pregnant!
At least I'm confident that my sexual organs work.
You could not pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horse's mouth with your pathetic insults!
I don't think any type of metaphysical insult could put a rotten tooth from a dead horse, that was a pretty crappy insult.
Hey, whats that scar on your face, no wait, it's your mouth.
wots that scar in your face? oh sorry, though your face ass, i mean, they are so alike...
i handle my sword better than any1 i ve ever met
Probably because the only people you've met were racoons and monkeys, hermit!
Nobody can match my amazing wit!
Not a difficult task when the only people you've met are in your head.
I've killed more people in the past week than you have in your lifetime!
that's cause you're a deranged maniac.
hey, what's that big thing on your head? oh, it's a wafro!
I have no idea what you just said, yet I feel strangely insulted.
a wafro is short for white afro, or afro for the white person. or, if you're black than just an afro.
i shouldn't have assumed.
back to the game
Originally posted by Neil Joshi
Nobody can match my amazing wit!
"Wit: [noun] A message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter"
ok, whatever floats your boat...
i can kill 4 ppl, with only one swing of my sword
It's not that you killed them, they all just got bored.
Note - Had to do it in rhyme for that one... :p
Did you need special surgery to make your face look like a Surrealist Painting or were you born that way?
My face, a work of art, thank you!
So, how long have you been a hunchback?
It's genetic, but it skips a generation so your kids'll probably be the same, Son.
I know Neathderthals who could teach you a thing or two.
Nice crowd of friends you have then.
Even though Al's sword can kill 4 people with one swing. Tetsusiaga is proven to kill 100 in one swing. Match that, you pansy.
You watch way too much anime!
I wish i could walk a mile in your shoes, then i could figure out how to cure the smell.
Don't punish me because I can afford footwear.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
if my mother were a rodent, i wouldnt be here outsmarting you...
y are you crying? I havent even started...
aw, i wanted to answer this one... :sob:
Originally posted by Kjшlen
Even though Al's sword can kill 4 people with one swing. Tetsusiaga is proven to kill 100 in one swing. Match that, you pansy.
you have to learn how to separate your fantasies from reality. its phisically impossible to line 100 ppl around you so you can swing it on them...
i'm not crying. my eyes are watering because of that rancid stench that's lingering around you. (that's the insult, too)
Of course, you would know being the Official Forum Expert on Bad Stenches and Nasty Aromas, right?
Your only possible value is as an Organ Donour.
Don't be mad that you couldn't get a donor card because you're not quite right inside.
You're so stupid, you don't know the air speed velocity of a new laden swallow!
Come back when you can think of an insult you didn't need to warp from Monty Python. Or are you unable to think independantly?
This comeing from a guy who say's
Originally posted by SCUMMinator2k
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
odd ball!
Your mother looks like she's been dead for three years.
At least I have a Mother who doesn't resemble the Family Dog.
Besides, it runs in the family.
what, your nose?
you fight like a sackfull of rabbits.
-pHILBRUSH
Is it a very evil looking sackfull of rabbits?
At least I have some kind of fighting skill. You couldn't beat your way out of a Boyband concert.
Yes, thats true; mainly because I'd never go to a boyband concert, unlike you !
You're so stupid that when your mate said "It's chilli outside"
you ran out with a spoon!
-pHILBRUSH
and started to feed the starving children in the cold. :D
you're so stupid, you don't know which side of you're sword is up!
Unlike some people, I don't rely on weapons to hurt people. Maybe you need to spend less time sharpening your sword and more time sharpening your wit.
And also, you're a big doody head!
Oh so we really need our wit sharpened eh?
Your mother was so stupid that when you were born, SHE KEPT YOU.
Joke's on you - I was abandoned as a baby! Oh, wait.
[nelson's voice] HAHA!
you are so blind, u cant even see what im holding [damn, this is one is gonna be funny ;)]
knowing your nightly activities, i probably don't want to know what you're holding.
you have all the intelligence of an ant.