Bad idea. A 90+mph bat is likely to impale someone.
Outliving all your friends by transferring your "soul" from your body into that of a droid/robot/AI/etc.. that looks indistinguishable from any other human being.
Bad idea. That's how the Cybermen started.
Justifying everything by saying "It's for science." or "It's part of my religion!"
Really bad idea. We've been there, done that (how many times, now? :devsmoke: ).
^^I don't recall the cybermen actually ever looking human.
Counterfeiting $1s and $5s and stopping before it reaches the stage of notice by the US Treasury Dept or FBI?
Good idea, especially if noone else stops.
Taking a dump in a bidet.
Fresh and clean feeling idea. Ironically since you mentioned that, you can even get one of those from Astor for around 33$. Astor got business skills, yo.
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=bidet&gbv=2&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=110l1312l0l2584l5l5l0l0l0l0l531l1694l3-2.0.2l4l0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=8861629474144892172#)
Taking a dump on unclaimed land and claiming it as yours, by marking your terrority.
Bad idea. You're supposed to pee on it.
Perfectly recreating the Iron Throne, and using it as your computer chair.
Bad idea. Such a mundane activity trivializes such a throne.
Ruling the world from the Iron Throne.
Good idea as long as i am the one ruling.
Totenkopf putting away his gun?
Bad idea. I'll use it to shoot you dead when you get near my throne.
Throwing LR 's remains into the dungeon after he tries to steal my throne.
Bad idea I'll come back to life and kick you for being on MY THRONE!!!
Give Totenkopf to purifier to beat with his cane.
Bad idea, purifier will end up getting shot.
Shutting up about this hypothetical throne.
^ Ooooh yes, great idea. Now if I could only afford to upgrade my computer.
Give Totenkopf to purifier to beat with his cane.
I wouldn't treat a friend that way, besides I'm straight. :xp:
Having all your sidekicks in ME3 female, with super badass qualities.
Good idea: I don't se what that could hurt as being part of the options.
Keeping a spare pack of batteries around to throw at Beavis.
Good idea. Best be prepared.
Swapping someone's regular lemons with Combustible Lemons as a prank.
Bad idea, it could lead to serious injury.
Swapping someone's Combustible Lemons with regular lemons as a prank.
Safe Idea, but the Pine-Sol woman would really, really, be disappointed man because it's just not the same without combustible lemons.
Resurrecting people who kill their spouse and kids when they committed suicide afterwards, so as to face life imprisonment. Because death is too good for them, when they wanted a way out (death) instead.
Neutral: while it might afford all of us greatly to bring such a person to justice like so, I can make no assurances his conscious mind will be returning with the body once resurrected to living so you may end up with a non sentient zombie and that is a real can of worms...all this assuming there is even enough left of the original person left. And don't get me started on all the weird side effects that will probably curse and plague you as a result of the use of such thing.
Betraying the humans as a Repliod named Magma Dragoon, hopning either megaman X or Zero won't come after you.
Bad idea. If they don't, someone else will.
Reading out the subtitles from Backstroke of the West, and dubbing it over Revenge of the Sith's original audio.
Better idea: do it to the Harry Potter movies and then watch the end product stoned off your ass.
BAD IDEA:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cOIR4gxB_BM/TiDUJSeAcGI/AAAAAAAAAAA/-azeSUS_INM/s1600/crazy-dog.jpg)
(You're lucky I couldn't find the "picture unrelated" of the nekkid guy pulling his jackass into the water via rope)
Using anvils as rocks if you were big and strong enough to simply pick one up with one hand and chuck it as you would a baseball.
I don't see the harm in it.
@Totenkopf: Backstroke of the West is an Engrish version of Revenge of the Sith.
Using houses to burn someone's lemon down.
Neutral: It's a bit overboard just to burn a lemon down...if by lemon we are being literal...otherwise if we mean someone's automobile...still a bit over board. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
Seasoned curly fries made from nightcrawler worms thrown into the frier.
Only a good idea if they actually taste good.
@Totenkopf: Backstroke of the West is an Engrish version of Revenge of the Sith.
I know, I looked it up before typing that. That's why I said to watch it stoned to the other film. ;)
Asking Jules..."what?" while he's too stoned/otherwise preoccupied to shot your sorry butt.
Neutral: Probably harmless, but I would not push my luck.
Bacon at the sign of problems.
Good idea. It's bacon.
Bacon-flavoured booze.
Neutral-good: I'm inclined to say good just b/c it's bacon but I'm not too experienced with booze so that sort of $***s on my credibility.
Bacon armor for cops. :xp:
Bad idea, not only is it worthless for protection, but it'll render K9 units useless.
Bacon packaging for pancetta.
Bad idea if only b/c of spoilage issues. Otherwise, a bit redundant.
Donut prohibition for cops?
I don't know Tot, that might be a bad idea. Only because those copers really get cranky when they don't get their donuts at least once per day. They've been known to get a little crazy, over small violations.
Cop: I clocked you going one mile over the speed limit, sir.
Motorist: Oh! My bad officer, I was just.....
Cop: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR? *breaks out mace can, sprays motorist*
Motorist: WHAT THE HELL, MAN!
Cop: THAT'S IT! RESISTING ARREST...GET OUT OF THE CAR!
Motorist: BUT, BUT, I....
Cop: *BLAM! - BLAM, BLAM, BLAM! holsters weapon* Thought you was gonna use your vehicle as a deadly weapon against me, didn't ya buddy?! Yeah, that'll learn ya.
Combining Judge Dredd's DNA and Robocop's DNA to make supercops.
Excessive idea: they did fine separately so let us not spoil a good thing. These things rarely go well, no matter how well intended.
@Hall: forgive the 'mericanized humor. The joke behind that is that cops are pigs, hence Duke Nukem.
Going to the Duke Burger.
Bad idea. Sounds seedy.
A parody of Duke Nukem called Duke Pukem, or Puke Nukem, in which instead of shooting stuff, you vomit on it.
Sickening. :xp:
Seducing your worst enemy's superhot girl while he's helpless to stop you.
Bad idea. If you're his enemy, you're probably hers too.
Replacing the fortunes in Fortune Cookies with ads.
Bad idea i like to know how someone is looking up to me =)
Be happy that Whitney Houston is dead.
Provocative Ideal: You could be taking narcissism to a whole new level, as well as becoming a target for Whitney Houston fans; and they would probably label you as a racist, btw.
Becoming a entrepreneur in Sasquatch wrestling.
Great idea.....if your name is P T Barnum.
Developing a true cloak of invisibility, but which only works for about an hour at a time.
Good Idea. Anyone could need the ability to hide their ass when the moment arises, even if it's only for an hour. Like when the women your with, has her husband unexpectly come home.
From this day forward, labeling specific political members of the U.S. government as the bad, the ugly, and the retarded.
Good idea: it's inevitable that most people become corrupt in the mid to upper echelons. I'm frankly so sick of it all I can hear my newly made stakes begging to skewer someone and I can't think of anyone more deserving than a politician.
Hitting it harder if it doesn't bleed.
Sensible idea: Especially if your a Vampire, I mean you gotta get something (preferably blood) out of it before rigor mortis sets in...right?
Beating a dead horse back to life.
Good idea, but you'll want to check local and federal laws concerning necromancy first.
Making a business out of Necromancy.
Damn good idea: Btw, I've studied up on some of the techniques used with necromancy, but ironically it involves a dead horse.
Using necromancy to raise limp pe, I mean cure erectile dysfunction.
Really bad idea. "It" could end up with a will of its own and try to kill you.
Naming your female assassin-type character in an RPG "Stabitha".
Good idea: Combining Tabitha and the compulsion to Stab...why not? :devsmoke:
Not curing the 'bugz on your nutz' problem, where you're trying to sleep but they're up watching TV, trying to walk to the store and grab your "fourty" (bottle), all for a little comedic profit. (ICP reference (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZEeAap6Vt8))
(I guess "alternative" sex with homeless prostitute women behind dumpsters doesn't pay in the long run. *itch itch itch* Anybody have a spare razor? I promise I'll bring it back! :D)
Bad idea, b/c soon that problem will be biting you in the ass. :xp:
Lending your razor to DA.
Bad idea. Odds are he'll try to kill me with it, and make it look like a suicide.
Sponsoring a sport called Murderball.
Excellent idea: I have a list of candidates and have been looking to find more creative ways to off them remove them from that list.
Lending Totenkopf a razor even though he doesn't need it.
Neutral Idea. He seems relatively sane.
When applying for a job, getting a friend to also apply, but then snap during the interview.
Good idea if your intent is not to be hired but possibly get your friend accepted. Tread carefully. *shrugs*
Investing in some syrups because there is a very real possibility tomorrow that one of your clients will simply give you an unused soda maker, rich and often buying stuff they never ever use.
Perhaps a good idea if the chances are near 100% that it'll happen and the syrups don't set you back too much. Otherwise 50-50.....like many investments.
Playing your favorite vidya on a 60" hdtv.