Good enough idea.....as long as Patrick Warburton did the voice. Sid's voice didn't seem quite deep enough.

Making your TOR charachter a superfly pimped out jedi.

Good Idea, your character would probably be near to Godmode by then.






Playing a worldwide hide-and-go-seek on a lost island.

Neutral: How would that work unless the entire land mass was one island? (you have been playing sim city methinks)

Juicing the blood out of John Corzine and Tim Immelt, no anesthetics.

Bad idea. That's called murder, but at least you're doing it creatively.

Smashing through the wall when you could just use the door.

Outstanding Idea, gives a whole new meaning to "making an entrance".



Neutral: How would that work unless the entire land mass was one island?


Well the idea was that no one could find you on a lost island that is forgotten or either no one knows about it, in a worldwide search for the ultimate game of hide-and-go-seek. Therefore, you have a sure bet not to be found and thus you become the winner of the game. But of course the downside of that is you become lost as well, but regardless you know your the winner, because you are never found. (Guess you could say it's a little extreme, huh? :raise:)



Using a air horn to frighten off Jehovah witness at your door.

Great idea. That's the best time to get creative.

Using a Jabba the Hutt-style Rancor Pit to deal with Jehovah's Witnesses.

Neutral idea: while amusing I suppose, it really is more direct to do it like Violent J says @ 1:20 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7WENW1CgRs):

Jehovah's Witnesses, I swear man I love 'em. They're standin' on my porch knockin' --I'm waitin' above 'em. Puncture wound victims RIGHT to mah door!
COME BACK MOTHA F***KAH! I'll stab you some more!

Since juicing their blood isn't a good idea...Taking the CEO of GE and former CEO of IMF Global, and giving them a more proper execution for being the greedy sniveling corrupt lying $*** bags they are. Impaling them with pikes and all! :dev11:

Good idea. That's a pretty clear message right there.

Pulling a hat out of a rabbit.

Bad idea, you should take Flopsy to a qualified veterinarian and avoid feeding him hats in the future.

Taking the duck out of a turducken.

Bad idea, Kevin Turen's bad enough.

Giving a rotten apple to a Mac fanboy.

Bad idea; it's Christmas, you should at least splurge on a fresh Golden Spy or Pink Lady (if you can, locally sourced).

Giving a PlayBook to someone who wants an iPad.

Good idea only if that person is annoying and deserves to be mocked...otherwise bad idea cuz you risk any number of undesirable reactions.

Having a tamed, trained pet Bullion (http://dragonquest.wikia.com/wiki/Bullion) to protect against intruders. (They are nearly elephant sized).

Depends on whether you can afford to feed it or not.

Putting a real live Duke Nukem in charge of GTA's monkey army and equipping them with atomic doody flingin' trebuchets.

Bad idea. Duke Nukem is a dumb brute with guns, not a brilliant strategists.

Attempting to overcome your fear of clowns by picturing every clown you see on fire.

Bad idea. The Killer Clowns from Outer Space will just kill you instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J890Tx1z_AA)

Working for a boss like David Brent.
(hint for those who don't know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW20AQJ6Iig&feature=related)

Good idea. You can basically f*** around once in awhile in the employee lounge and not have to worry about it. (BTW, where's the janitor? I slept on the couch last night and I'm hung over. Don't mind the urine stains and the beer bottles.) :p

Leveling up on Dragon Quest IV to lv. 50 to learn gigasword before trying to beat the $*** out of Psaro the manslayer again.

Good idea. It always pays to be prepared.

Steven Moffat bringing back Rose Tyler on Doctor Who, for the sole purpose of permanently killing her off.

Interesting Idea, but I think the writers are the ones who call the shots on that. So that would probably require some serious bribing on your part, but it's worth a try.



Creating a Doctor Who type of snowman, then summon the spirit of William Hartnell (First Doctor) into that snowman to come alive and beat the crap snow out of Frosty the Snowman for your personal entertainment.

Bad idea. I can honestly see the First Doctor trying to beat people senseless with a cane.

Overcoming your fear of clowns by setting real clowns on fire.

Good idea unless the clown happens to be a real life incarnation of Sweet Tooth.

Launching a toilet bomb into a pop concert.

Not entirely sure what a "toilet bomb" is, but Good idea regardless.

A modern-day Robin Hood operating against corporations.

From a nobility perspective probably a good idea, from a realist's perspective neutral to possibly bad as they will now find a way to spin your actions such that it hurts your cause/benefits theirs. Especially if they are co-opted with the government to form an oligarchy.

Not entirely sure what a "toilet bomb" is, but Good idea regardless.

Refer to the bombardment scene of the movie Earnest Goes To Camp.

Using hot sauce to kill microorganisms better known as STDs as a cheap alternative because the clinic is full of illegals with the same and turns you away. (I'm exaggerating some but not by very much unfortunately.)

Really bad idea. Hot Sauce != Medicine.

Using genetic engineering to turn humanity into talking ponies.

Well, if they turn out like ChAiNz ("brony for life"), I guess it wouldn't be too bad. Not volunteering myself, naturally......

Using "medicine" for hot sauce.

Great idea, if you're the sort of person who takes their hot sauce intravenously.

Attempting to recreate the Mona Lisa in MS Paint while drunk.

Why not, though it may look like something from Jackson Pollock, not daVinci (esp after you vomit on your monitor :dev9: )

Taking Dr. Who's sonic screwdriver and throwing it into the ocean while he's unconscious.

Neutral. He'd just replace it.

Making Coffee with Skittles instead of coffee grounds.

Neutral: it wouldn't really be making coffee then...

Having an option to join Darth Malgus because you are an imperial minded individual, fed up with the treatment you receive as an alien--and in so doing Malgus succeeds in his ambitions.

Probably a bad idea. The Sith don't have the best reps for being grateful.

Destroying the Tardis while the Doctor is forced to stand by helplessly.

Really bad idea. It won't end well.

Trying to improve the popularity of the Twilight franchise by marketing it as a comedy.

Idea of limited use: if people didn't already know what it was, it might have worked at first until the truth was revealed at large but everyone now knows it is a total chick flick so this point is moot.

Making a real life HK-47 to hunt down pimps and handlers, and torture them to death in the worst ways imaginable, while recording it and posting the recordings on youtube and similar.

Bad idea. That's a surefire way to get yourself banned from YouTube.

Rigging your computer's keyboard/your game console's controller to fatally electrocute you if you die in a video game.

Bad idea: whether or not anyone admits it, we all have lost a life or gotten game over. Unless you have a death wish...then go right ahead.

Putting a toolbox inside of a tool.

Good idea. Isn't that basically a Swiss Army knife?

Planking in a morgue.

Hilarious idea: I had a friend who was a mortician in the military and he has some stories.

Waiting even longer to buy a motherboard, now of the new X-79 architecture once it comes down in price and is improved a bit (instead of going for a Z-68 relatively soon). (Yes, I'm *still* at crossroads about this decision...>_>)

Good idea if you don't need it right away and it doesn't cost more.

Ignoring bodily functions while gaming for the sake of "immersion".

That's a rather putrid idea. :xp:

Forcing LA and EA to quit making stupid and unpopular decisions in the vidiya industry.

Futile, as long as doing so is profitable.

BioWare buying their way into having autonomy and publishing power.

...They don't already? What do you call an author writing for their most recently released game? Granted that's more to do with the author but the stories are based off of the game... They have already achieved that...sort of...


Using a spare soundcard as a makeshift oscilloscope.

When you've found out....let us know.

Firing the heads of EA and replacing them with someone else with greater creative vision.

Good Idea. No explanation needed.

Proving how tough you are by decapitating yourself with a chainsaw.

Only a good idea if your CNS/brain is NOT near your head or neck AND you can grow it back in quick order.

Scaring the hell out of robots just for the hell of it.

Good idea. We don't have Robot Rights Activists yet, so let's make the best of it.

Doing what Twilight Sparkle did in the MLP:FiM episode "Lesson Zero". (specifically the whole "If I can't find a friendship problem, I'll make a friendship problem!" bit).

^^^*looks it up b/c I'm not following*
Oh...that... :¬:
I love how youtube has "in a nutshell" so I don't have to sit through this agony.
Ehh bad idea because inventing problems ultimately never ends well; if your lie isn't exposed, your relationship would become so shallow you couldn't really call it friendship anymore after enough times, thus we have the moral for the watcher to ponder.

When you've found out....let us know.
smartass


Supposing you had a friend like old man Kissel of the jerky boys, introducing him by dropping in unannounced to visit your deliberately dead-beet clients who haven't payed for your maintenance and housecare services in 5 months in an attempt to get them to cough up the $$$ now, and never call you again after that.

Good idea. Never liked them anyway.

Anonymous hacking the websites of all SOPA supporters.

Good for you, bad for them.

Scoring the lead role as Cmdr Shephard in a RL version of Mass Effect.

Bad idea. I am not an actor.

BioWare cutting FemShep from Mass Effect 3 to teach the whiners a lesson.

Muy loco. 'nough said.

Hollywood stops making game based movies.

Good idea. Too bad producers never learn their lessons. Unless it's animated and not RL so it is better received by critics and fans alike, but even that is only marginally successful when you consider the limitation to the audience demographics in question. Unfortunately it rarely ever works out so well.


Doing like the boy scout and making that home built nuclear reactor.

Bad idea. What kind of Boy Scouts were you part of?!

Turning all the world's politicians into potheads.