Pointless.

Delivering a "special present" covertly to someone you dislike.

Bad Idea, acting covertly is a great way to insure that you're gonna be busted.

Playing Zork, competitively.

Good idea. Whoever takes longer to be eaten by a grue wins.

Spreading rumours that PETA promotes cannibalism.

Good idea.....don't forget about torture too. ;)

Telling many of those people that you'd rather they wear fur than go naked.

Bad idea. They're probably just fanatic nudists that PETA hired.

Countering the "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" with women wearing bacon bikinis and men wearing bacon speedos.

Excellent idea. Fur or pig products make good intimate wear. :D

Showing the videos where animals are the aggressors of committing bestiality instead of humans all "IN THE NAME OF ANIMAL POWER!!!!!!1!!!!111!!!!!!11!!!!~1!1" at a PETA convention since they hate human aggression towards animals.

That's discrimination against aggressive human pleasure servers to animals which is STILL preferable to the cruel act of fixing that animal I tell you!:mad:
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Good Idea? They're always two sides these issues?

Opening a bar called "The Exploding Egg". Or just replace egg with anything.

Hmmm, neutral idea. Only because I really don't like eggs, but I could take it or leave it.







Going postal on yourself with a lightsaber.

Bad idea.....unless you're a ghost.

Sleeping your way through the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders (or whatever frnachise floats your boat).

Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?

Using Epic Meal Time to teach yourself how to cook.

Neutral idea, it's 12:30 AM where I am and am not in the mood to look that up...I'll resign it to good idea.

Finding the internet stalker and giving him a "what for" to remember you by for the rest of his life.

Good Idea! BTW, :ninja2: have you gotten around to that yet?







Really finding Waldo and breaking out a can of woop-ass upon him, for making you look for him in the first place!

(I always hated that candy-cane striped bastard.)

Pointless idea. You'll never find him.

Using Quantum Entanglement on socks.

Good Idea. Then one of them wouldn't get lost, like they always do. Maybe you could call them Mocks.








( I'm gonna take a page out of Alkonium's book.)


Using a microwave to get a tan.

Good idea, if you wanna tan your internal organs. skin? not so much.

Acid trip + Spongebob

Good idea. Then him and Patrick will be on the same wave length.






Gary the snail going cannibal on Spongebob while Squidward laughs his tenticles off.

Definatly a good idea spongebob sucks.


Sticking someting in the great black void of purifier's mind.

Bad idea; Then, it wouldn't be a great black void anymore.



Finding the Unknown Regions.

^Bad idea, then its no longer unknown

Ragequit in public?

Bad idea. I'm pretty sure that's called suicide.

Sticking two Stargates in the same room, dialling one from the other, and then sending the gate you dialled to through the gate you dialled from.

Great idea. Sounds like the making of a instant black hole; which would probably suck your ass right into oblivion. Yeah, I'd do it!








Putting a stargate into a giant microwave, and turning both of them on at the same time.

Bad idea. The unstable vortex from the Stargate would vaporise a chunk of the microwave, potentially causing the microwave radiation to seep out, as well as into the wormhole.

A reality show like American Idol, but where they're looking for the worst singer in the country, not the best.

Good idea, but someone beat you to it. its called "America's Got Talent"

Eating a 747.

Marvelous idea! So long as there's worcestershire sauce.

Coating Pluto in worcestershire sauce and sticking a "Welcome Galactus" sign on it.

Bad idea. Galactus hates Worcestershire sauce.

Replacing every copy of the Bible in a Church with translated copies of the Book of Origin from Stargate SG-1 as a prank.

^ good idea, IF its in Latin. no one will no the difference MWHAHAHA

No idea here. FAIL

The language of the Ancients is close enough to Latin, so yeah.

A merger between Black Mesa and Aperture Science.

Win in our worlds. Epic fail in theirs. Black Mesa caused all the bad, and Aperture science has done enough bad to be closed down as is.

GLaDOS vs HAL 9000: Ultimate Chess Face-Off!

Great idea. One of them will eventually overload when he/she lose.





Osama Bin Laden reincarnating as a bird who eventually gets sucked into a jet engine.

^^ GREAT IDEA. ironic payback's a b*itch

writing a poem about Facebook.

I don't see the harm in it.

Baking a pony for a friend because she's cute.

Is the friend cute or the pony? Either way, I see no problem.

Putting a headcrab in a blender and giving it to a professional athlete, under the guise of a protein smoothie.

^ bad idea, headcrabs are high in fat

Giving a Hidden blade to a UFC champion

Good idea. Knives are normal in UFC, right?

Eating a heaping bowl of salt.

Good idea. A common practice for the terminally depressed in ancient China, IIRC.

Chasing it with a bucket of paint.

hmmm....Netrual Idea, only because I don't know what "it" is. And "it" could turn around and bite you in the ass. Mixed with the paint.





Finding out what "it" is first.

Good idea. The bowl of salt mentioned by Alkonium.

Replacing the :) smilie with a trollface icon.

Good idea. Everyone loves Trollface!

Milking Sister Moo Cow for all the information.

Good idea. I'd say do it until the cows come home.








Grilling a whole cow. (Some individuals are doing just that btw, no joke.)

Good idea. Mmmmm... I wonder what grilled cow brain tastes like.




Toasting Nyan cat.

Bad idea. Screaming cats are not fun.

Grilling some 9V batteries.

Well, I suppose good idea if you are 20 meters away locked in kevlar steel lined with concrete and have a tiny peephole covered with clear kevlar, then yes. Good idea.

Trying to escape a straight-jacket while hanged 100 ft in the air.

Pointless. If you mean what I think you mean by "hanging", you'll be dead already.

Eating a whole library.

(I meant hanging upside-down)Ummm... Bad idea, I guess, if you mean the building. If you mean just the books, still a bad idea.


Shooting a S&W 500 with one hand.(If you don't know what that is, google it.)

Bad idea. A gun like that would have some serious recoil.

Putting a swimming pool in a library.

Best idea ever.

Writing a troll physics textbook.

Good idea. I need one for the Troll Physics class I teach.

Putting a library in a swimming pool.

Great idea. But you would need a Librarian Life Guard, so that nobody drowns from reading too much.






Requiring Librarians to also be Barbarians as part of the job requirment.

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Good idea. Threatening people with swords and axes is a good way to keep them quiet.

First-person QWOP.

Bad idea. How the **** are you supposed to even CONTROL the game in FP?!


Shooting a propane truck in front of a ramp that you jump with a motorcycle.