VERY VERY HARD. The tenth doctor wouldn't appreciate...and he'd probably prevent your existence...
I wonder..is it possible to have the perfect mustache?
So hard I recommend just drawing one on.
Would a chainsaw that doubles as a flamethrower be a good idea.
Yep, if you plan on going out in a ball of fire, I'd highly recommend our R-17 Flamer saw 200...or the.......
Is a grenade launcher combined with a machine gun smart?
Depends on how you combine it.
Is there any point to gunchuks?
Yep. They never run out of ammo.
What is the best fake gun in the world?
One made of chocolate.
Are sword chucks a bad idea?
Yeah, where would you hold them?
Is a falchion combined with a morning-star that's short enough to not damage the wielder a good idea?
Probably not.
Are Gunchuks that shoot Chainsaw Spears (Chainsaw Spear Gun Chuks) a good idea?
Only if used by Lvl 30 Lumberwizardjacks.
A horse stole my pool cue. Where could he have hidden it?
mtfbwya
He ate it.
Horses do that, right?
Alas. They have been known to. To prevent getting poked in the eye, jockeys now wear goggles.
Is it possible, with proper application, that I may one day be able to roll wit a gang?
mtfbwya
Yes, unless you're too White And Nerdy.
Can a loaf of bread double as a toaster?
Yep, absolutley, just light it on fire. Now that I think of it, everything works as a toaster!
Does paper have feelings?
Yes, it feels smooth with a hint of friction and sharp edges.
Does filtered internet make coffee?
Yep, it sure does, just pour your coffee through the top of your computer screen and put your cup on the bottom and your coffee comes out pretty good:)
I wonder, what is the color red?
255 0 0.
Why is it called MUSHclient?
Because the client is tied to a cart and the client helper has a whip and is hitting the client while saying "Mush! Mush!" The Iditarod.
Why are som questions so stupid?
Because some people are so stupid.
Define existence.
42
why can't I have a soda fountain?
Because it's expensive and it would clog itself through proper use.
What are the odds of the Black Mesa incident actually happening?
The odds are the contrasting opposite to the White Mesa incident actually happening
why is it that during a conversation, every time I turn to face the opposite direction, it feels like people are talking behind my back?
mtfbwya
They are.
Are headcrabs really that bad?
No, actually, when they jump ony our face, it's because they love you, the only problem is, they have hooks to stay on your face. In the end, all they needed was a friend.....
I wonder, is it possible to find that Teletubbies are actually psycho-eco-terrorists who disguise themselves by day and blow up stuff by night????
No. They're fictional characters.
How can they not be bad when they turn you into a hideously mutated zombie?
I don't know, no one knows!
How do you become a mutated zombie from teletubbies?
Their screens contain subliminal messaging ordering you to eat mutated zombie brains, and hence become a mutated zombie yourself
If I catch a leprechaun, can I send him back to Mayan times, to be sacrificed to the harvest gods under the banner the of the sun?
mtfbwya
go for it.
what will happen when I try to levitate a chair with my mind?
You discover your levitation powers dont target properly, and all you do is raise grandmas dress, discovering she is not wearing knickers. Happy Now?!!
If I tear the fabric of time and space, can I get my mum to sew a 'Chewbacca' patch on it?
mtfbwya
No, but an Elmo patch would be fine.
Why are some answers not stupid?
Because some questions are not stupid.
How accurate is my view of time in which the universe splits infinitely every instance due to every event with multiple outcomes?
Hard to tell, because we don't really have any way to test such a theory.
When should I get a job?
After you grow out that ridiculous haircut and ditch the headband.
Is it possible to use a mule to power a trans dimensional vortex?
mtfbwya
Yep, absolutley possible, sadly, you don't have a million year life-span, so ditch the donkey.
Is it possible to create a trans-dimensional portal and use it without seperating some molecules from your brain?
It probably is, but you could achieve the same with a bottle of cheap booze, so why bother?!
If I hired a huntsman by the name of Henry Hunter to hunt 7 rabbits at Hunters Lodge in Huntsville Tx, where will he hunt around for hint to get to Huntsville, Tx first?
mtfbwya
Huh? I've gotta feeling that he will just buy seven rabbits, shoot them, and them to you.
If I were a Swedish mercenary with a Russian father and mother with South African routes....would I be able to fly through the air?
No. your genes will be two busy trying to start a 70s pop group, drinking vodka and travelling along the route to South Africa.
If I were a Lebanese lumberjack, would I consider using my camel to build me an Ark of gopher heads?
mtfbwya
Yes, of course you would. Gopher heads and arks always go hand in hand while being a Lebanese lumberjack...
If I were a Commando in the Antarctic special forces, would I be invulnerable to frost bite?
Yes, but only if you remember to wear your polar bear underpants.
Can I use a playful kitten to unravel the strands of space and time, as well a ball of yarn? In which order?
mtfbwya
Both, at the same time.
Should I mix alcohol and tea?
Yes, of course you should. When the tea has you relaxed, the alcohol will make you tipsy and you will lose utter control, eventually typing like thissssss uurrrgggggg...bllleeehhhh......*throws up* I recommend it...:D
Is it possible to prepare English tea in the style of a German Lager with Vodka instead cream?
No, but it is possible to prepare German Lager in the style of English tea.
Is the Baroque style really dead?
Quite.
Why is it that every girl I like has a boyfriend and every guy I like is straight?
Because....EVERYONE HAS PARTICIPATED IN A CONSPIRACY AGAINST YOU!!!!!:D
I wonder...is it possible to create a virtual reality game similar to that of the matrix and still prevent some sort of evil force from taking it over??
Yes, just tack the Three Laws in.
Do you know what they are?
Why of course! 1. Be nice 2: Protect, but still be nice 3. Eat, Drink, and be Merry
That is so easy!
Is it possible to create an AI that would not be born with that murderous humanistic trait of robots?
Yes, give it the personality of Charlie Brown.
If the world communicated in non-sequiturs, would everyone be smarter?
Nope, we'd be so busy with non-sequiturs that we'd forget everything else and eventually die off.
If dogs had voice boxes, would they still be our best friend?
I thought they did.
Does anyone here know what the real Three Laws of Robotics are?
Yes. Asimov's Three Laws are:
1. Bump into things.
2. Make Whirring sounds
3. Shoot green lightsaber at a Jedi attempting to free his friends from the clutches of a Vile Hutt.
If cats could talk, would they use the word "purrrr-fect" ?
mtfbwya
Only during sex.
What does the scroll lock button do?