It's better than the time you spend to masturbate.
Was saying that against the rules?
Totally.
What would you do with admin privileges?
Ban everybody.
What about you?
Ban the people who want to ban everybody
Does a lightsaber have fewer calories?
Yes, and they're tasty too, mmmmmmmmm...
How do you pronounce Ahopqihnapodivhopqihekjnklaidopihqopeihgoi?
With a microphone
Can a Sarlacc eat a Rancor?
No, the Sarlaac would more than it could swallow :xp:
Who'd win, the Keeper of Peace or the God of War?
Yoda.
Where's my monocle?
In space where no one can hear it scream
Does Jar Jar ever die?
Of course; He was killed during Order 67: Destroy the Annoying Gungans. :xp:
Who'd win the whining match: Mission Vao or Luke Skywalker?
Luke Skywalker. Lightsabers FTW
Will they ever make Darth Revan speak in a game?
George Lucas says NO!
Can pigs fly?
Only if shot out of a cannon
Can Darth Vader tell the time inside his helmet?
He doesn't have to. He lives on Vader time. :carms:
♩ Living on Vader time, living on Vader time
Well you know that I force threw it
When I sent my Wookie back to it
Living on Vader time ♩
Congrats to the three of you out there who get the reference and think that's funny.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
No; My GF would though. :xp:
Should you reply honestly if a girl asks she looks fat?
Maybe you should ask her if she wants an honest answer...
Why do androids dream of electric sheep?
Androids don't dream like humans do.
What's the difference between good and evil cakes?
Evil cakes point their pinky to the edge of their mouth like a certain famous Doctor....
What's better: Shrubbery or Haring?
Neither...
Who's cooler Hannah Montana or The Jonas Brothers?
None of the above; George Lucas pwns all. :xp:
Who would win in a fight: Anakin Skywalker (Episode III) vs. Jack Sparrow?
Anakin Skywalker. Tell him about his wife, give him a razor blade and let emo logic do it's work.
Why isss the rum goone?
Because we're really bad eggs.
Where did I put my wooden leg?
somewere the sun dont shine
is there going to be a good starwars rts
Not before LucasArts gives up the rights to the Star Wars franchise.
Navigating by the shores of dead worlds, should we go towards the shore of Neogenesis?
Sure...(?)
Why haven't I been over here in a while?...
That's a really good question. I don't know.
Why do I still come here every now and again?
Because you love the taffy.
What are the major exports of Darth Vader?
in my garage sorry i shoulda told you i borrowed it for a while ill bring it back later :)
To be or not to be?
Why is that always the question?
What Question?
Which is better? Me or I?
I because it is tall!
Why does Jack climb the beanstock?:giveup:
Because he's Jack Sparrow, baby...
Cry hard
Cry harder
Cry hard with unions
Did Bruce Willis ever cry on film?
Yes, and it was cool.
Why don't batteries last forever?
They might if you didn't use them.
Why doesn't GasEx work?
Because you're using it the wrong way.
Why doesn't hitting things with a wrench work for real engineers?
Because they've already tried it and it made things worse.
Why are Joysticks called Joysticks and not EnjoySticks?
Because enjoystick is harder to say and misconstrue.
Am I ever expected to make sense?
Only when you stop not being senseless.
Why did they make that movie?
Because they figured it would be profitable.
What is that red stuff coming out of your ear?
It's a very severe wax buildup.
What good, exactly, is having an erasable pen?
because they were bored and had nothing better to do with a bunch of midgets
Why did they make LF
Because the real Star Wars forums are too pretentious.
Could the bellybutton of a fat man serve as a habitat for a midget?
Yes, but only if the midget is a germ or bacteria that lives inside of the lint.
If I didn't break something I was trying to fix, was I really trying?
That depends on whether it was broken by someone else.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallows?
What kind african or European??
Who cares who wins the election?
The presidential candidates?
Is it actually possible to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring?
Yes, but only if you say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing" the whole time.
What is the capital of Assyria?
I don't know that! *gets flung to his death*
What that enough references to Monty Python?