I am here.
What is the equation of your mother, in the form y=mx+b?
Mom=3/2+1
(I know what slope intercept form is...yay for me!!!)
What does TV stand for?
A: Technological Vaccine.
Q: Would you rather love and lose or not love at all?
Love and lose, definitely.
Why love and lose when you can cheat to guarantee a win? o_Q
A. Cuz someone could screw up and you'd lose.
Q. I like licking windows, so does that make me retarded?
A: No, you're retarded anyway. :xp:
Q: Can you do me a favor?
Depends on what the favor is....if it is anything but a favor, I will
Who am I?
Batman.
Why doesn't anyone like you?
What are you talking about?!? I'm popular! Everyone likes me! Ah, who am I kidding? My life sucks!!!!!
Where do you go from here?
A. Everywhere
Q. If you have a question, what do I have?
If you post fast enough, an answer to give.
What is the current price of tea in China?
With or without the airfare?
If oil hits $200/bl, will you finally stop smoking cuban cigars?
What cigars?
What is a good stoopid question...?
The answer, in itself, is stoopid
What's a smart question?
One that doesn't belong in this thread.
Can you hear me now?
^Nope
Is there a "good" stupid question
^only an entertaining one
Why they be stealin my name?
^ Won the rights to the name from a dude I beat on Halo (1) multiplayer. :)
I'll let someone make up a question.
Missing.Have you seen me?
No, but I've heard you skulking about in the dark.
Was I supposed to be looking?
No.
Are rhetorical questions stupid?
Nope, they're rhetorical.
What's the difference between Ragnarok and Cat-narok?
In one dishcloths and other rags run amok killing and destroying. The other one is the Norwegian apocalypse.
Why do people say my faded rose braces are pink?
The Death Star, hovering right above your planet...
Why is it that some people can't tolerate intolerance?
Because they cancel each other out.
When can 2+2=fish?
After you've been partying a little too hard.
If 2+2=fish, what are you on?
A deadly drug called stupidity.
What are the side effects of said drug?
Nausea, inability to keep up with the times and susceptibility to Rick Rolls.
What did she say?
You weren't listening either.
Will you allow me to pay you tuesday for a hamburger today?
^provided I eat the hamburger, sure.
RPGs airn't repetitive, right?
^ Depends on how much they suck.
Is K3 ever going to be released?
Depends....only if you don't play it..
Does roadkill make good eating?
Oh, yes..it comes already grilled...
Do you exist?
I maek poast, therefore I is.
Is the amount of noob of a member relative to the amount of smilies in his sig, or is the amount of smilies in his sig related to his amount of noob?
I could tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya.
Where have all the flowers gone?
There are no flowers on teh internet.
Where is Da_Man's stoopid question? <---this is my question...
He's too busy deflowering (pun intended) the internet.
Where did you leave the baby when you held up that minimart?
Dunno what you're talking about. *walks away with 3 cokes in jacket to the alley way.*
Is the cake a lie?
The cake is a metaphor.
For all the is a lie.
If wishes were fishes would we still pollute the ocean?
They'd pollute themselves.
Why do aliens exist?
To kill off stupid humans,
IT'S A CONSPIRACY, MAN!
Is this a useless thread?
It's useless when we're not around.
How'd you sleep?
With my eyes closed.
Where does everyone go when they fall off the edge of the earth?
Into a giant bucket, held by Chuck Norris...
*Jack Sparrow mode*
Why isss the rum gone?
Keith Richards needed another transfusion.
What were you doing on the corner last night?
Being on the corner.
Are you my mother?
Yes.
Nao do some housework or I'll ground you again!
In Firefox, which do you prefer: ctrl-f or ctrl-t? If you don't use Firefox, download it and find out. o_Q