A. Liver :lol:
Q. How many miles did Miss Piggy fall?
Marbles don't wet themselves.
Lol, the actual answer to the joke is you can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
A: Enough to touch the floor.
Q: Why are dinosaurs extinct?
A: Because they smelled bad!
I'll pass on giving a question for now. The next poster gets to ask.
^I'll take you up on that offer.
Why do people hate the dark side?
It has lousy PR.
If eating someone's heart gives you his courage, what would eating his liver do?
Give you alcohol poisoning. :lol:
Can't think of a question, so it's fair game...
What's the FBI's most endearing trait?
Its ability to pretend to be one of dem little boyz.
What's with people not posting questions of a sudden?
Brain freeze.
Hmm.....what kind of question should I ask now?
None
What is better, episode 4 or episode 6 (of star wars)?
I'll go with 4, b/c the ewoks are almost as annoying as JJB.
Will you ever get tired of SW?
^When all SW games turn out like Force Commander or KoToR 2
Is Jar Jar Binks a retard, or just annoying? *Flees from the hordes of KoToR 2 fans*
^Both :lol:
How does Qui Gon keep his hair so nice?
He uses jar jar's tongue.
Is infinity+1 merely redundant?
^Yes
I got nothing. Go nuts with the questions.
Isn't it a rule you have to ask a question?
Technically, yes.
Now, since this isn't Jepordy, you don't answer in the form of a question. So where's your answer/question? :xp: ;)
^ Right below my awnser. [/burn]flamthro
If this is a "game": where are the awesome graphics?
Now, since this isn't Jepordy, you don't answer in the form of a question. So where's your answer/question? :xp: ;)
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g44/mavourneen1200/thbadspelling.jpg)
With the ESRB rating.
So how long have you been insane?
Ever since I was locked in this box. :xp:
How far away is the Star Wars galaxy?
Down the road apiece.
How long ago was a long, long time ago?
^ A very, very, very, very, very....., very long time ago.
I let someone else make up a question.
What do you have to do in this thread?(note:this is my question, i am not asking seriously)
A: Be stupid.
Q: Why are pie squared?
A. Pie doesn't need to be squared, it already is.
Q> Wyy is the Star Wars galaxy so far away, and why can't our galaxy have lightsabers?
A.Because of Sally, the newborn flying pig.
Q.Why should we "not worry, be happy?"(Bob Marley)
A: Because if we worry, we won't be happy.
Q: Who first came up with the idea of "hyperspace"?
A. John Romero, and he's going to make you his b****. Proof here (
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Bitchad.jpg)
Q> What's better, Dark Side or Light Side?
Light side. Fewer meglomaniacs to ruin your day.
If you mate a gungan with a hutt, what do you get?
A gutt.
What is it that makes French homework so fun to do minutes before it's due?
Because nobody likes french.
Are illegal drugs good or bad?
Bad, or they wouldn't be illegal.
Can you ever have too much money?
In a word, no. (Besides, it's not how much you have, but what you do w/it that matters. ;) )
What is the capital of Paris?
Bad, or they wouldn't be illegal.
Not everything that's legal is good, nor good legal.
^ New Finland.
I am using my right to give a stupid awnser to a stupid question.
Whats better, being drunk or being stoned?
Being drunk, it's 10% better to be caught drunk in most countries.
How long is a stoichiometre?
Just a little longer than a stoichioyard.
Why does having a good time at night usually make you feel so bad in the morning?
^ One word: Hangover.
CAn't think of a good question, go nuts.
Why do people say, "your mom!!"?
^your uncles sisters dogs roomate!!!
^your momma's momma's momma's momma.
is it just me or is >General Havok<'s signature really really really really really times a million annoying????(this is my stoopid question, but i know the answer)
If you know the answer, there's a question, and somebody's bound to intercept it with another answer.
Do I make myself clear, soldier?
A: Indubitably.
Q: What does "PLZKTHNXBAIFTWLULZ!!!!!!!one11elvenhundredeleventy one!!!1" mean?
Not everything that's legal is good, nor good legal.
I know, but this is the Stupid Answers thread.
it means : PLZKTHNXBAIFTWLULZ!!!!!!!one11elvenhundredeleventy one!!!1
A: there was no question.
Q: where's littleman's question?
A.Not there.
Q.what time is it?
A. Time to get a damn watch.
Q. What should my question be?
A. a stupid question.
Q.Who are you?