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The Newbie Handbook

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 Darth Sceltor
11-21-2000, 12:28 AM
#51
*Jesse Jackson Mode*

AMEN my BROTHA. WE WILL see justice here for my people!!!!!!!

*/Jesse Jackson Mode*
 Zargon
11-21-2000, 12:56 AM
#52
# whatever: NEVER EVER MAKE A THREAD ABOUT HOW HOT SOME 'CHICK' IS AND POST A PICTURE OF HER. THIS IS ANOTHER THING THAT WILL GET YOU A NEW ******* RIPPED OPEN BY NUTE AND MYSELF.

I can be worse than anything you may have ever seen PB post, EVER, multiplied by Nutes post count. Give Nute and I 10 mintues and we can find something that will make you **** your pants wet yourself and go crying to your ****ing 'mum'. So heed everyones warning and shape up or get the **** out.
 Nute Gunray
11-21-2000, 1:00 AM
#53
I've been through more pain in the last six months than the average newbie's had in a their whole life.

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I have a Jedi Sceptre of Universal Obfuscation.
 Assassin
11-21-2000, 1:08 AM
#54
Damn, newbies give me a headache..all this fuss over a few people...


P.S. about the post count thingy, take me for example..i have been here since jan., something like that, and i have only posted stuff when i needed to, not some pointless shiznic that doesnt make sense to the common guy like myself

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Hey get your hands off my Chalupa!
SOB_Talon
RS.net-Tierce
 Commander 598
11-21-2000, 1:58 AM
#55
I've been here awhile to and I don't have all that many posts.

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The Universe is just a fractal chaos boundry between intersecting lines of high and low power.
Cool huh?
 Rogue Nine
11-21-2000, 4:29 PM
#56
Just hopefully if the newbies want to stay here and chat, they will conform. To help them, this handy little handbook was made. So either they make use of it, or not.

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Rogue Nine
Sith Lord/Stallion
Resident GundamaniacAndy's self-appointed sidekick
Cousin to Psycho and boytoy to Mara
 Poor Bastard
11-21-2000, 4:58 PM
#57
Originally posted by Zarg or some random dumbass:
I can be worse than anything you may have ever seen PB post

HEY! I feel offended by that! Nobody can be worse than me http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/frown.gif)

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...
 Admiral
11-21-2000, 6:11 PM
#58
DS, you told me Yes about something. What is it?

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
 Poor Bastard
11-21-2000, 6:57 PM
#59
You asked him if he was a loser. Of course, he answered yes.

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...
 Thrawn
11-21-2000, 11:10 PM
#60
*tries not to make a smart comment*

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6
 Darth Sceltor
11-23-2000, 7:38 PM
#61
Uhh, I don't remember exactly what the question was, but I'm pretty sure that was a good "Yes". http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)
 Poor Bastard
11-23-2000, 7:45 PM
#62
The question was: "r u fag0t?"

You got it right!

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...
 Darth Sceltor
11-24-2000, 11:59 PM
#63
I do belive the question was:

"Is PB (not Admiral) a fag0t?"

"Yes"
 Thrawn
11-25-2000, 12:02 AM
#64
ladies, can we take the cat fights outside this thread? you're influencing the newbies who need to read this!

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You were expecting a creative sig?
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6
 Assassin
11-25-2000, 12:09 AM
#65
Cat fight!???!?!?!?..where?!?!?

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Hey get your hands off my Chalupa!
SOB_Talon
RS.net-Tierce
 Thrawn
11-25-2000, 12:17 AM
#66
You have a sixth sense for finding cat fights, don't you? Go ahead, you can tell me! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

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You were expecting a creative sig?
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6
 Commander 598
11-25-2000, 12:25 AM
#67
Meerow...
*Scratches Thrawn in the face*

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Evil...Right down to the little smirk on my face.
 Zargon
12-07-2000, 9:04 PM
#68
UP

Somebody wanna archive this biatch?

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Sigs are for clever peoples
 Poor Bastard
12-07-2000, 9:06 PM
#69
ARCHIVE.

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...
 Zargon
12-07-2000, 9:09 PM
#70
jackass
 Thrawn
12-07-2000, 10:35 PM
#71
Archive this bad boy!

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You were expecting a creative sig?
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6
 JR2000Z
12-08-2000, 12:08 AM
#72
Who?Zargon?Why?
 Poor Bastard
12-08-2000, 3:41 AM
#73
I have a better idea! Delete it.

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...
 Zargon
12-08-2000, 6:38 AM
#74
*snicker*


hmmmmmmmmmmmm............

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[This message has been edited by Zargon (edited December 08, 2000).]
 Rogue Nine
12-08-2000, 8:43 AM
#75
You people are weerd...
 Nute Gunray
09-17-2001, 4:29 AM
#76
bump
 Redwing
09-17-2001, 7:18 AM
#77
WOW...old topic

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
 GUNNER
09-17-2001, 12:15 PM
#78
Why was this old turn brought to life. Do we have newbs that need to read the rules? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

Let me add one...

#1. GUNNER is always right even if he is wrong. You mess with the bull you get the horns, comprende?
 Ruddster 2K1
09-17-2001, 3:31 PM
#79
Newbie Rule Numer 26 : There will always be one Duke :-D
 JR2000Z
09-17-2001, 5:19 PM
#80
For my sake, I hope thats true.
 JR2000Z
09-17-2001, 5:26 PM
#81
26: Welcome JR2000Z in any thread he appears in.

Example:

Poor Bastard: Barney taught me how to draw!

Nute: Horay for you! I cant wait 'till the next episode!

The Duke: DLJjaskgaslgjhdas!!!

JR2000Z: Hello everybody! What a gread day!


*Greet JR2000Z with ethusiasm here.*
 JR2000Z
09-17-2001, 5:27 PM
#82
Now lets practice!
 JR2000Z
09-17-2001, 5:28 PM
#83
Hello everybody!
 Thrawn
09-17-2001, 8:43 PM
#84
Rule # whatever we're up to: Thrawn's threads never die, for they're always revived for some odd reason http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

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"Here, people don't lock their doors, they deadbolt them, and then stick a chair under the knob."
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6
 Darth Sceltor
09-17-2001, 9:17 PM
#85
After extensive sleuthing, I determined that is was N00t who bumped the topic back up...
 edlib
09-17-2001, 11:06 PM
#86
Extensive? What, you looked to the top of this page? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)
I think it is meant as a not-so-subtle prod to a few of the more vocal new faces that seemed to appear here in the past few days.

But I could be wrong...
 Admiral
09-17-2001, 11:52 PM
#87
Rule #666, If Admiral brands you Newbian then you are so until it is he who says you have acted in a suitable fashion to remove the mark.
 Taarkin
09-18-2001, 12:44 AM
#88
#9 billion: Do not address Taarkin, ever.

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You're supposed to be dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody!

Official forum Psychic
 edlib
09-18-2001, 1:37 AM
#89
Will do, Taark...
Oh yeah, right...
 Flying Beastie
09-18-2001, 7:10 PM
#90
Wha?

Is there a problem, Tuurkey?

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

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"Don't f_ck with the Jedi Master, son." --Mark Hamill
 Hannibal
09-18-2001, 10:52 PM
#91
"I think it is meant as a not-so-subtle prod to a few of the more vocal new faces that seemed to appear here in the past few days.
But I could be wrong..."
I think you're wrong. And that list is way too long for a loudmouth bastard like me to read.
 edlib
09-18-2001, 11:32 PM
#92
Originally posted by Hannibal:

I think you're wrong...
Really? (I'm shocked!!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif) )
This is Nute we're talking about here after all.
 Thrawn
09-18-2001, 11:50 PM
#93
Originally posted by Hannibal:
[B]a loudmouth bastard like meB]

He got something right! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)



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"Here, people don't lock their doors, they deadbolt them, and then stick a chair under the knob."
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6
 Taarkin
09-19-2001, 1:10 AM
#94
Originally posted by Flying Beastie:

Tuurkey


You should get an award or something for that. And yes, I mean the good kind of award.

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You're supposed to be dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody!

Official forum Psychic

[This message has been edited by Taarkin (edited September 18, 2001).]
 Hannibal
09-19-2001, 6:18 PM
#95
"He got something right!"
That's the rule, not the exception. Besides, I only came to this quiet little forum to be a loudmouth bastard(how else could I shake things up so much?).
 BattleDog
09-19-2001, 6:32 PM
#96
Leave us In peace, we kill if cornered.

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