"I do rock. Who wants more alkohol?" Kate yelled
"I DO!!" Everyone replied. Even Kelvin and Abby were there for the party.
Logan stood there, doing nothing really, just filling up space to claim the 200th post on this thread. "Take that, fourth wall!" Logan said defiantly, the realizing he was a little bit late, made a Zoidberg noise. "Oooh..."
"YAY 200 POST!" Kate yelled. "PINK LADIES FOR EVERYONE!!!"
"YAY!" They yelled, and the relative weirdness began to increase
"YAZERS!" Emma yelled, before doing the robot.
"That was lame," She announced, before breakdancing.
Abby stared at them odd. Then, she threw the glass at Kate.
Abby: Don't drink, it kills.
She then poofed off to her house and got on Gaia Online for the rest of the night.
"So then I say to the waitress 'there's a hair in my soup!' She says, 'No sir, that's just the entree!' HarHarHar!" Guffawed Lizardman (who had used the gauntlet to shapeshift into a robust Italian chief chef), as he told jokes to anyone unfortunate enough to be within listening distance.
The drink hit Kate in the arm "GAH!!!" she yelled, "What a bitch." Kate then stepped out of the bar and sat next to her boyfriend.
" Hahaha! That's a good one lizardman. I'll have a dry martini on the rocks.Shaken not Stired." said Kelvin.
"I'm done mixing drinks for a while. Go ask someone else." Kate said, cuddling with her drunk boyfriend.
"Mmm, you're sexy Alli."her boyfriend said/
"WHO THE F*** IS ALLI???" Kate yelled "DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE?? OH FINE, GO BE WITH YOUR ALLI F***** MANWHORE!" Kate then poofed off crying, leaving everyone else in the 4th demension, with no way of getting out.
"Not again. ah well;. It'll be awhile until my powers are restored and we can get out of here. Who wants to play Silkroad online (
www.silkroadonline.net) while we wait.? no one? Ah well. your loss. My powers will be back in around 3 hours. Better find something to do.
Kate sat in her white room, cried, and watched a movie. It was Stand by Me. She loved that movie, more than she loved her drunk boyfriend. She thought he could have just made the mistake. She would poof back to the 4th dimension to get everyone out, but after the movie was over. She had a thing for River Phoenix
Logan sat in the fourth dimension contemplating the great mysteries of life. "There is no way they're gonna have Spore out in time, it looks good but it's too big a project to be done by the end of the year..."
Lizardman was tired of using the gauntlet to transform into various stereotypes, so he now used it to transform into his fellow partygoers. "Emma! Hey, Emma! hehe..." said Emma/Lizardman to Emma who was still breakdancing.
Emma stopped breakdancing.
"Please don't mock me, lizardman old buddy old pal," Emma sighed, before making herself an apple martini.
"And also, learn how to breakdance, and then we can enter a competition as twins or something,"
Kate poofed back to the 4th dimension. She went up to her sleeping boyfriend and said "I'm sorry I yelled at you. You're just drunk." Kate smacked the back of his head. "I would have came sooner, but Stand by Me was on TV, and Mmmmmmmmm, River Phoenix....." Kate sat there daydreaming while her boyfriend went to take some Klianol.
Emma sighed. She was bored. Without Kate making cocktails, the party thing was a drag.
"I'm bored," She muttered. An idea hit her.
"OUCH!" She screamed, leaping up.
"I think I'll go see what Kate is doing," She murmured, poofing off to go see Kate.
Lizardman stood around, dressed as Captain Blackbeard. The party had thinned out, and now it was time to go home. Or, he could stay and freeload off the house's food supply and cable TV...
Kate was bored. "OK!! TIME TO REV UP THIS PARTY AGAIN!!!" Kate poofed in a sea of adorable kittens and millions of Take 5 candy bars. Also, a giant stereo was playing Queen and everyone began to jam.
"Arrgh!!" Blackbeard/Lizardman yelled as he was buried under a pile of fluffy kittens.
"Ahh! Lizardman! Don't die by way of kitten!" Kate telekineticly moved all the cats from atop him. "You're saved Lizardman. Oh SNAP!! BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!" Kate rad off to listen to her jam.
"Arrr" said Blackbeard/Lizardman in gratitude. He sat down in a nearby sofa and read.
"NO! Kittens! When they gather in great numbers like this they form an invisible gas called LOGANITE! Gah... losing powers... must... talk... like... this..."
"AHH LOGAN!!" Kate destroyed the kittens in the form of a giant explosion. There was kitten blood on everthing and the vomit never stopped flowin'!!
It was too late unfortunately, Logan was transformed into an animate Zippo lighter!
"Well... this sucks."
Kate then vomitted on Logan. "oops....sorry!" she said, grabbing a paper towel.
"I'm glad vomit isn't a sin." She said, as she wiped off Logan.
"Curses! Loganite transforms me into something trendy that caught on during the 50s-60s!" Logan said disdainfully. "Luckily I'll change back in about an hour or so..."
"It's sad you didn't become anything cool, like a pair of go-go boots or a Beatles album or somthing?" Kate said, tossing the paper towel not that the vomit fest was over.
"Well... I once became a cuban cigar. And one time the guy from Casablanca, and one time I was exposed to Red Loganite and changed into a Pez Dispenser."
(I collect pez dispencers. I have over 200 in real life. I'd take a pic, but they all wouldn't fit into the shot.) "So if I get some loganite, there's a slight chance you could turn into Elvis?" Kate said, intrigue in her eye
"Yes. Yes there is." the Zippo lighter said before poofing back to normal.
"Can I purchase this Loganite on Ebay?" Kate asked, pulling out a labtop.
"Nope, there are only three known sources, too many cats, a star trek convention and Red Loganite is produced by meat that is left in the fridge for way too long."
"Damn. Oh I mean, that's great!" Kate tossed her labtop to the side and tagged Logan. "TAG! YOU'RE IT!!"
Emma stared at Logan and Kate playing tag.
"That's messed up," She muttered, sipping a highly alcoholic beverage of her own making.
"My powers are still recharging after that anih Evol guy came. I wonder how the Universe was created. i8'll use the Internet to breifly refill my powers to find out. Lets see. Wow. so thats how the universe was created. so every religion is wrong." said Kelvin.
Kate was bored so she put in an old skool record. NOT A CD ~shock~ it was Blue oyster cult, Don't Fear the Reaper. "SQUEE COWBELL!" Kate yelled as she began to jam.
And then Christopher Walken showed up with like a crazy rage in his eyes. He demanded more Cowbell. He jumped into the air and an awesome energy surronded him. He grew little rollerskate things on his feet, and ummm.. got super magical powers or something. Then his hands transformed into crazy robot cowbell lazers from the future and he started shooting all over the place while crying. And also he was zooming all over the place because he had rolerskate things on his feet. Which were nuclear powered and magical too.
"OMG!!" Kate yelled "Is that THE Bruce Dickenson?"
"No! I'm Christopher Walkin!" He yelled returning back to normal when song ended.
"Ok, Will you do the 'Weapon of choice' dance thing?" Kate asked back.
"Umm, OK!" He said, breaking it down when the song began.
Emma stared at all the weird, messed up things that were going on.
She was staring at Lizardman.
"Stop that."
Lizardman was wheeling Kate's refrigerator out the door.
"I don't have a fridge." Kate said, "And I don't own a house."
Kate looked out a window and fell in a swimming pool. "We're at a home in the Hollywood Hills"
"Sweet," Emma murmured, dive bombing into the pool.
"Ok, we kinda need to stop this." Kate said, poofing to her white room for sleep.