The Christmas Party of the year 2000.

Place:My Colossus Warship
Time:NOW
Notes:This party is on Thrawn's tab.The beer will be here in 30 Min.It will arrive by armed escort.

Rules:NO ONE GO NEAR THE MS HANGER BUT ME!!!!

Oh and all entries are guarded and will have a weapons check at the door.Anything that someone would mess with and harm this ship is HEAVILY guarded.


Now the doors are open and I have a limited supply of beer urrently here.(It'll last about 20 min)

*goes near the MS hanger*

Wait a minute:

1.Secutity?
2.R9 doesnt have to pay?
3.MS hanger?Whats that?
4.Limited beer?!?!?!
5.Wheres the slave girls?!?!?! I guess I should bring my sexy barley dressed Christmas stile slave girls.(For myself of course)

This is got to be the wierdest party Ive been to.Not much fun if you cant do anything.No offence.

*JR2000Z brings in one of his Sathanas and blows the warship to bits.*

Ignore that last post by JR2000Z.

I said I would have more in 20 minutes.That was about 2 Hours ago.

Woops forgot women.
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And as a counter post:

*Brings another Sathana and fires a Nuclear Torpedo at it thus destroying it*
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Nuclear Torpedo:The equivelent of a Proton Torpedo with a 1 Gigaton Warhead.
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Now where were we?(yes we have women now.)

And now for something completely different. . .

http://www.geocities.com/mark_a_brown/SantaClaws.bmp)

My Christmas card this year. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif)

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"
"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

beer and women now this is a chirstmas. know let me unwarp one of those slave girls http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif)

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Oh no, a dying party!!

*Brings in party ambulance with beer, girls, and R9's wallet.*

Ok, it's all good now. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

Shouldnt the hardcore part be at Christmas?

Ah, the annual holiday party at the forums. Gotta love it http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif)
I'm not paying, R9 is, I'll just transfer the bill to his tab http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Gotta stick with tradition! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

The tradition that I started.

and arn't you happy that you started this nice tradition.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

I didnt ment it as a tradition.But I guess it can be a good one.

Most things aren't done intentionally. Like I didn't mean to break my wrists in second grade. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

I would of broke yours on purpose.

You're wouldn't be worth breaking... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

Yeah.I worth more.

Originally posted by Admiral:
let me unwarp one of those slave girls


"Unwarp?" http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif)

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"
"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

"I would of broke yours...."

ARE AMERICAN CHILDREN TAUGHT NOTHING ABOUT GRAMMAR?!?!?!?!

*sighs in frustration*
almost makes me weep...



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If you live to be a hundred, i hope i live to be a hundred minus one so i never have to live without you!
SkirtPower@hotmail.com

Official Forum Chick

Its 'would have broken' because is future participle.I know.Now Andy's not going to forgive me for the rest of her life.

[This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited December 24, 2000).]

Hey, It's Christmas over here... right now it's 12:14 AM
So Merry Christmas !
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif) http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif) http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif) http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif) http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif)

Its not Christmas here.Did you kidnap Santa yet?

It will be Christmas here in 2 1/2 hours. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

it will be christmas in 7 minutes here. me want to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. opps dozed off tehre for a second. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif)

Merry Christmas everyone.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Hohohohohhohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho hoh...And I heard Santa saying as he hovered above ya,"Hey Donder and Rudolpf, You may think I love ya...but if ya Don't move yer butts...I'll Make vennison of ya!!!" Hohoho.
Merry Christmas all.

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Boldly going...Nowhere

I got a REALLY BIG STEREO SYSTEM!!! 200 watts!

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*Joker, to the helicopter gunner*

"How can you shoot women, and children?"
"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"
-Full Metal Jacket

This post has been brought to you by http://www3.nbnet.nb.ca/rgcole/images/nitro.gif) Nitro http://www3.nbnet.nb.ca/rgcole/images/nitro.gif)

I got an enjoyable evening with my family, including my dad. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif)

family and friends are the best gifts of all

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

I concur

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb