Originally posted by ET Warrior
Obviously a sexual innuendo there.
Umm... no.
YOU GUYS ARE ALL SICKOS!
Sheesh. I doubt that anyone is gay in the SW universe for crying out loud! However the guy who made this topic is another story......
Lyrnx
Originally posted by Lyrnx
Sheesh. I doubt that anyone is gay in the SW universe for crying out loud!
Except for C-3PO of course. And I'm not 100% on Chewbacca, I mean, have we ever seen him around a lady wookiee? He spends all his time with Han.....
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Except for C-3PO of course. And I'm not 100% on Chewbacca, I mean, have we ever seen him around a lady wookiee? He spends all his time with Han..... We have seen a female wookiee in the holiday special. It was Chewbacka's mom methinks. Chewbacka is just loyal, as wokiees are.
C3PO is gay and want to hump R2D2 doggy style :D :c3po:
Grrr... you guys are gay and you're so turned on by 3po's shiny golden plating that you make up little gay fantasies so much that you think he's gay!
Chewie has a wife FFS! He hangs out with han because he has a life-debt with him becasue han rescued him from a trandoshan slaver camp!
3po can't 'hump' you retards!! Look what you did! You made an angry christian shout "sickos"! at all of us! I'm being compared to you guys! Yuck!
so thats where the term 'goldenrod' came from huh
Tfighterpilot... i suggest you start running. Far. And fast.
I hate you.
Originally posted by Siv
so thats where the term 'goldenrod' came from huh
:rofl:
Originally posted by Doomgiver
Tfighterpilot... i suggest you start running. Far. And fast.
I hate you. :D
That's a real Star Wars card.
I refuse to actually believe that.
First of all the game is very accurate, because at the time it takes place SHE IS NOT PREGNANT!!!! Second of all, C3PO and Chewbacca are not gay so stop arguing about it! It's so stupid for crying out loud!:D
Siv brought up a really good point in his last post....3PO is obviously gay, his nickname is 'Goldenrod' for cryin out loud.
I'll bet Han is Bi-sexual, I mean, all those long flights in hyperspace..........alone with chewie......a man gets lonely. :indif:
First off all, that'd make the game UNaccurate. Second off all, how can you be sure? And about the 3po and chewie thing... i agree.
Damn ET, you beat me again! Well this was @ sharpshooter.
Thank You! Yeesh! Finally! Someone else who thinks they aren't gay!:D
I gotta confess, 3PO once asked me to ass rape him, it... But my winy is not a driller, so I couldn't do much for him :D. 3PO is gray. I mean gay...
HE DID NOT! HE DOESN'T HAVE AN ASS! HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU! HE'S NOT GAY! HE'S A DROID! HE CAN'T HAVE SEX! HE DOESN'T WANT IT EITHER!
Besides, that proves my 'you only see him as gay because you want to' theory.
On further discussion with my amigos, I have concluded that it MIGHT in fact be R2 who is gay. I mean, we don't know what the hell those beeps and whisltes MEAN....For all we know it's always some sort of clumsy come-on to 3PO and Luke. :indif:
Right... let's assume the translator also got greedo's text wrong, and he was actually asking Han to 'do' his behind. then Han shot him because he has a disgust of gay people.
Come on, be serious will ya?
Well at least we know Vader's straight, since he wanted to be alone with the princess in her cell...
Originally posted by Doomgiver
Right... let's assume the translator also got greedo's text wrong, and he was actually asking Han to 'do' his behind. then Han shot him because he has a disgust of gay people.
Come on, be serious will ya?
Well at least we know Vader's straight, since he wanted to be alone with the princess in her cell... Vader is a pimp
Then where are his girls?
We need another one voting for yes for a perfect tie!
Vader's a pimp with gay droids, not girls. Well, some twilek sluts too maybe.
Oh c'mon, you're just making this all up! You don't have any proof at all! And if you do, it's fake! i just know it!
Please, people! First of all, You sa vader and Padme gettin' jiggy with it in episode2!:D
Originally posted by Sharpshooter
Please, people! First of all, You sa vader and Padme gettin' jiggy with it in episode2!:D I did say Vader is a pimp
:dozey: I believe we've attained new depths....
Bring me some proof (AND NOT CHEAP PHOTOSHOP PICTURES) And i may just believe it. But if it's not confirmed by GL i'm not gonna believe it.
ET, you go around saying anything GL didn't include in the movies is crap, yet you are saying a lot of characters are gay, while they certainly do not behave like it in the movies...
Originally posted by TK-8252
Star Wars movies are rated PG. There's no gay characters in it.
Ok, this just kinda pissed me off. Why the hell would it matter if there are gay people in a movie? They are regular people like you and me (except for a few things that we don't see happen in Star Wars anyways).
Doomgiver - You always get me laughing. They are being sarcastic. Of course Darth Vader isn't a pimp with gay sex droids or whatever they were saying, They are pulling your leg.....
Originally posted by ZBomber
[B]Doomgiver - You always get me laughing. That's why we keep him :D
in a cage, with poor lighting and little food.
Originally posted by ZBomber
Ok, this just kinda pissed me off. Why the hell would it matter if there are gay people in a movie? They are regular people like you and me (except for a few things that we don't see happen in Star Wars anyways).
Sometimes it can be difficult for children to understand homosexuality, and other... things... like that. I personally have nothing against it, but it's just not a child-friendly topic.
Originally posted by TK-8252
Sometimes it can be difficult for children to understand homosexuality, and other... things... like that. I personally have nothing against it, but it's just not a child-friendly topic. Well it should be! I don't remember ever having trouble with homosexuality, but then again, I saw a german porno magazine when I was about 5, so I'm pretty open minded.
Homosexuality is wrong. It's not 'Oh, kids just dont understand' No. Its wrong. I undertand that most Europeans are ok with it. But I'm gonna fight it in America. And no, that doesnt mean I'm gonna beat up gays, I'm just gonna contact my local congressman and such.
Originally posted by yaebginn
Homosexuality is wrong. It's not 'Oh, kids just dont understand' No. Its wrong. I undertand that most Europeans are ok with it. But I'm gonna fight it in America. And no, that doesnt mean I'm gonna beat up gays, I'm just gonna contact my local congressman and such.
*SNEEZE*
*SNEEZE*
*COUGH*
*SNEEZE*
Oh, sorry, I'm allergic to intolerance.
Originally posted by ET Warrior
*SNEEZE*
*SNEEZE*
*COUGH*
*SNEEZE*
Oh, sorry, I'm allergic to intolerance. :eek: what a coincidence so am... *drops to the floor and convulses while swelling up and blistering*
anyway, My bet is Jabba is gay, people say, "but he licked Leia" I think he likes humans kinda like I like fried chicken.
Originally posted by InsaneSith
:eek: what a coincidence so am... *drops to the floor and convulses while swelling up and blistering*
anyway, My bet is Jabba is gay, people say, "but he licked Leia" I think he likes humans kinda like I like fried chicken. EIWWW! You have sex with fried chicken??? :eek:
How deep can we fall?
Alright, i know they're screwing with me (not literally, thank god) but i just can't stand anything bad said about SW. And about homosexuality: Kids that don't understand it, they can easily see it. cause they don't understand it. So it's not bad. But Christians and stuff, like Yaebginn, they are offended by it. And starwars is always trying to be as inoffensive as possible, and that's why it's impossible to have gay characters in there. Though i agree it's a bit intolerant.
my point was jabba likes to eat humans, just like I like to eat fried chicken.
Right... he doesn't eat humans. You don't dress up the chickens sexy before eating them? But anyway, Jabba likes the girls, but since Hutts are Hermophradites, they have to have sex with the same gender to reproduce. That makes them all basically gay.
... Not that anybody ever listens to me...
Originally posted by Doomgiver
You don't dress up the chickens sexy before eating them? :o
sure I do, they're naked and I put barbecue sauce on them.... Don't you put things on your girlfriend? *is fond of chocolate syrup*
blowup dolls dont count, buddy.
Originally posted by yaebginn
blowup dolls dont count, buddy. wow, how very original.:rolleyes:
I thought it was pretty good, but I just thought of a better one.
'Is that what you're calling your waffles these days?'
Originally posted by yaebginn
'Is that what you're calling your waffles these days?'
Who the hell puts CHOCOLATE syrup on waffles?
People in need of variety
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Who the hell puts CHOCOLATE syrup on waffles? Have you ever eaten a real waffle? Chocolate syrop is where it's at!
Originally posted by tFighterPilot
Have you ever eaten a real waffle? Chocolate syrop is where it's at!
:eyeraise: Are you kidding? Maple Syrup you tools!!!
Originally posted by ET Warrior
:eyeraise: Are you kidding? Maple Syrup you tools!!! Chocolate syrop > Mapel Syrop!
This thread gets more stupid every time i leave....
Good job!