Alright, there were a couple of bar fight threads in Starwars>the cantina for a while, but there were so many they were all closed down. If we keep it civil, it won't happen here. these are the rules:
1) If someone says you are down for X posts, you are down for X posts. There is no healing or potions or anything else to get you back up faster.
2) Once a person is down, they cannot be attacked & have more time down added on.
3) A person is considered down until they post again. After they repost, they are fair game.
4) Maximum number of posts to be down is 5. Generally accepted times are 2-3 posts. No one is allowed to permanently kill off someone else. (however, it is perfectly legal to kill yourself off permanently)
5) You cannot take down the entire room. Generally, the max number of people allowed to take out in one post is 2.
6) Only posts that take a legal action in the fight count towards ressurection goals. It is also a generally accepted practice of noting in your non-legal posts that, "*this does not count towards ressurrection*"
Alright, here goes. I hope someone will participate soon.
Doomgiver is sitting at the bar. He feels bored, so he grabs a chair and says: 'anyone wanna fight?'
Gudon Picked up a bottle of Tarisien ale and threw it towards Doomgiver doom giver is down for one post "Bar fight!"
Marta Richmar enters the room via the gentlemens toilets, and shoots himself in the foot, bringing himself down for 0 posts, due to the fact that he's stupid and hit Gudon instead, taking Gudon down for 1 post.
Doomgiver woke up and uses the chair to smash down Marta for 2 posts.
Slapshot comes up and throws a grenade, knocking doomgiver down for 2 posts.
Marta Richmar tries to stand back up again, but he's soooooooo stupid that he forgets that he's meant to stay down for two posts, so he can't move.
Slapshot pulls out a pair of mac 11's and readies himself for action!
Gudon threw his chair at slapshot slapshot is down for 3 posts Gudon then stabs Marta in the arm Marta is down for 2 posts.
OCC: Lol an OCC in a bar fight but LukeKatarn Marta has not gotten up from her two post shot so you cannot hit him
Originally posted by slapshot16
OCC: Lol an OCC in a bar fight but LukeKatarn Marta has not gotten up from her two post shot so you cannot hit him OOC But he was already down for two posts his two posts where up then I got him)
3) A person is considered down until they post again. After they repost, they are fair game.
OCC:He has to repost before he is considered up again. (Srry doomgiver for that break in the action.)
He did post Marta Richmar tries to stand back up again, but he's soooooooo stupid that he forgets that he's meant to stay down for two posts, so he can't move. he was down for two posts then he posted again.
OOC: Gawd, Katarn, you can't even do this half-decent. *Rolls eyes, points at, and laughs at LukeKatarn.
IC: BeefyBoy pulls his large bulk out from under the Willek juice tap and vomits on Gudon knocking him to the floor for 3 posts. He removes his belt, holding his pants up with one hand and brandishing the belt with the other.
"Shut up, I'm starving!"
Slapshot jumps up and unloads his mac-11's on beefyboy. It hits him in the eye. he is down for 2 posts
Doomgiver woke up a long time ago, but now he jumps back in! yarrr! He grabs slapshot by the nose and starts slapping him in the face! down for 1 post!
Marta Richmar gets back up again, failing to notice the large chunk missing from his arm. Ignoring the fight around him, he heads for the bar and asks for a drink of apple juice. However, he falls back on his stool, and knocks Doomgiver over for one post. Marta then bites his fingernail, and knocks himself down for a post as well.
Oh, and, LOL Slapshot, Marta's male. He's called Marta, not Martha. :rolleyes:
Gudon gets back up and poops on beefboy Beefboy is down for 1 post :D .
(This looks like fun)
Genghis_Khan enters the bar, look around and decides that this lot are useless.
He surprises LukeKatarn by picking him up, and chucking him at T10, knocking them both out for three posts and destroying three tables in the process.
He then makes his way to the bar, and orders himself a Cola with Ice.
OCC: Ooops srry marta sounds like a girls name... oops again lol
IC: Slapshot steps on Gengis Kahn's tow, but it's big so it knocks them both down for one post.
FOR SOMETHING HOLY'S SAKE KATARN!!! READ THE FREAKING RULES! DOWN UNTIL POSTS AGAIN!! DID I POST AGAIN? NO!!!
BeefyBoy, who cleverly dodged being pooped on by remaining on the ground, nurses his Mac-11 wounds. He bleeds all over the ground. Making his way to the bar, he pats Doomgiver on the back, making him slide on the blood, flooring him for 1 post.
"Bartender, I'd like some fries with that shake!"
(Darn it I did not see that Slapsot got you)
Alright, doomgiver gets back up again and grabs beefyboy's feet, causing him to fall on the ground, and slings him out of the window into the trash can, knocking him out for three posts. (and he looses his front teeth!):D
You can come back in when you wake up.
Gudon got back up and Punched Doomgiver Doomgiver is out for 2 posts
Marta get's up, and starts looking in dismay at the mess now. Blood everywhere! Broken tables! And no-one's cleaned the gents in almost a week! Terrible.
Marta, being a part time cleaner, decides that he should help tidy things up. He pulls a mop out from a cupboard at the side of the room, and begins to mop up the blood. However, part way through, he spots Gudon standing around, waiting for someone to get up and challenge him (or be kocked down). So, he whacks him around the head with the mop, before heading back into the gents to clean the loo's.
(So am I am I out for a few posts or am I stil in the game becausa T10 never said how many posts I am out for)
BeefyBoy squeezes back through the door and heads to the restroom to clean the blood off his face. He sees Marta Richmar mopping the floor. He grabs him by the ankles, holds him upside down, and dunks him in and out of a used (but not flushed) toilet. He is emotionally scarred and cannot do anything but utter gibberish for 3 posts. BeefyBoy slips on some blood on his way out of the restroom and hits his head on the floor. He is down for 2 posts.
Lingo walks in the door, sees the fight, and walks back out for 2 posts.
Alegis walks in and slips over a banana peeling and is rendered unconcious for 5 posts
Doomgiver stands in the bar with nobody left to fight, so he smashes a beer bottle on his own head and goes K.O. for 1 post.
Gudon wakes up and sees noone up in the bar so he walks to a tabel and bangs his head on it he is out for 2 posts.
Doomgiver wakes up again, and decides to stay up this time (cuz it hurt!) He grabs a chair, smashes a table, and picks up the table leg. Then he hides behind the bar, with a bottle in his empty hand...
BeefyBoy, refreshed from his involuntary nap in the restroom, enters the main bar area hoping to wet his whistle from all the snoring he did. He sees all the self-inflicted injuries and laughs a deep belly laugh. It shakes the room, knocking several neon beer signs from the wall on top of Doomgiver. He is both electrocuted and bludgeoned. He goes down for 2 posts.
Gudon walks to Beefboy and offers him a beer then kicks him in the Crot**. OUCH down for 3 posts
Marta returns to sanity and decides that, as Beefboy just broke the only toilet, the remains are clean enough. He leave the loos, and observes the insanity of the destruction taking place. Utterly disgusted, he leaves the bar for a couple of rounds. (He basically can't shoot anyone, it's a bit like being knocked down, except he's actually up, and not really doing anything. YET!)
After seeing everyone gone Gudon punches himself realy hard Gudon is out for two posts)
Then, Doomgiver wakes up again and he drank all the beer behind the bar. Then he needs to pee and goes to the toilet, only to find it to be broken. Since he's so drunk, he shatters it to pieces and throws the remains out of the door, hitting... Nobody, because Gudon just knocked himself out. Then, Doomgiver throws up over the body's lying on the ground, and decides to take a leak on them too. then he passes out for one post.
Being away from the bar, Marta has no idea who's down. So, he presumes that everybody in the bar hears a strange whining noise from outside. If they'd have look out of the window, they'd have seen a 2-Seater X-Wing crash into the bar. Well, one of the seats ejected shortly before the crash, along with a little R2 unit.
The entire structure collapses, leaving only a large bar counter remaining in the pile of rubble. The only person who is hurt is Marta, who is concussed for 3 rounds.
Doomgiver sees theres nobody left to fight. He also sees that it's not as much as a bar fight but more as a street fight now. He picks up a few bricks from what used to be the wall and starts juggling with them, but one falls on his head. Now it would be lame if the next one didn't have anyone to fight, so this time, Doomgiver stays up! (cheer everybody!)
Gudon regains conchousnes (Yeah I know I did not spell it right)and grabs the neon bar sign and throws it at doomiver luckely he did not throw it that hard so doomgiver is only out for two posts.
Tale Kanisaki walks in the bar and hits Gudon over the head with a two by four. Gudon is out for 2 posts. :jawa :jawa
Lingo siezes the opportunity to kick Gudon while he's down (against the rules, but hey, this is a barfight). Gudon is out for an extra post.
VanLingo, rules are the rules. They're there to balance the game. Therefore, your not allowed to go against them. I don't know if that means you are banned from this thread or what. If something should be done about it, then we'll just have to wait for a moderater to come if it's serious enough. :jawa :jawa
Therefore VanLingo, you were not allowed to hit Gudon on that post. You can hit him now thou. :jawa :jawa
Tale Kanisaki trips on a table leg and hits his head on the counter, rendering him unconsious for 2 posts. :jawa :jawa
Well, as long as you don't give them more posts down, it's legal. But what you did is not. therefore, Doomgiver grabs lingo by his hairs and slings him against a hanging lamp, knocking him out for 3 posts and another 2 when you wake up and fall down from it...
(Gudon gets up and whacks van lingo out for 5 posts. How do you like it?) (Oh and DG I am just ikidding I did not whack him) Gudon seeing only Doomgiver up walks over to DG but on his way he trips on a peice of rubble and is uout for one post.
Marta get's up, and observes the destruction he's just caused with a large grin. "Hahahaha! No more bar fight for me! Hehehehehe!" He shouts with glee. He then begins running around in circles before smashing himself into a fast food outlet fat fryer, burning himself for 4 posts.
Genghis_Khan wakes up, looks around and seeing very little of the bar remaining, gets up.
He goes to what used to be the exit, and picks up a two bricks, and throws it in the direction of Tale Kanisaki, the first one hits him, and knocks him out for one post, the second one hits a nearby sign, which falls back on Genghis_Khan, and knock conks him out for another post.
Geez, if ya keep knocking yerself out it's no fun anymore.
Alright, Doomgiver just discovered he is a wizard and tried to cast "armageddon". It fails, and a small brick comes falling out of the sky right on Doomgiver's head, knocking him out for 2 posts.
There, everybody is down.
Glaive walks past fight, barely dodges a flying bottle
*Glaive Grabs doomgiver and pokes out his eyeballs.
*doomgiver searching for new set of eyes out for 3 posts.