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Martok: Get the Suqh' Jagh class to board that Victory Dstroyer, I want one of these "Hyperdrives"! Launch all fighter shuttles. And get all other klingon ships together. To Sto Vo Kor!... [Read More]
Chancellor Martok. Neg'bar battle cruiser and klingon fleet arrive under cloak. Martok: Tell these "New Republic",we wish to fight with them and the Federation against the Imperials and the Borg. Decloak and fire all weapons on the Imp com... [Read More]
( I would post more often but I live in GMT!) Starkiller leaves and talks to Trnyl. [To Trnyl] Thanks. Those bucketheads must be after me for my other escpades. I'm Deac Starkiller. The one who took a pot shot at Tarkin on Gorman after the massacre... [Read More]
[Drags fellow raiders onto my ship] [To All] Me and these guys'll be gone for a bit. See ya in a while! [Blasts off for the core systems]... [Read More]
[To Everyone who's in on my plot] Ok, when everyone's drunk enough, we'll have 1 more round, so the Imps can get complacent and soften their security, then go. By the way, you can sober up on the trip. Any Qs?... [Read More]
(Why are we all maggots or Bellybutton Lint?) [To Mosari] I got problems too. The Impd are after me, threatning innocent worlds with weapons that don't work or exist. Me being unable to stop it all because my force power was all channeled into a &qu... [Read More]
[Whispers to Moasari} Aww, couldn't I kill him? But well done anyway. Let's get back to the movie. I mean, this can't all be happening, right?... [Read More]
Suddenly, a drop pod lands in the middle of the cantina and starkiller steps out. [To Everyone] Sorry, bout the mess. I just stuck a bomb to the reactor of an ISD... [Read More]
[Starkiller leaps behind the bar and starts firing at all stormtroopers. Once they are gone he runs outside] [To everyone] They're gone. We win! Shove that down your throat Impie scum!!!... [Read More]
[Points blaster at Byrd as well] [To Byrd] If you're not outta here when he gets to 3 he won't get the chance to shoot you. Thought you'd lock me in one of your smelly cells would ya' ya boot licking buckethead screw?... [Read More]
(Ahem-this is not Star Trek Elite force. Where'd that Arc Welder come from?) Well, I know a pretty good repair place. It's in docking bay 87.... [Read More]
I do keep a low profile. I was here because, well, I'm on the run, as you know. I hacked into the Imp holo-net and put up a palpatine sucks poster.... [Read More]
[To Mosari] I do keep a low profile. Except that, ever since I picked up this data reader on Algavor... B*****r it! That's got a homing sticker peeled on. (Slaps in on Dannik Jerriko's back without him noticing. Stormtroopers come in) Stormtroopers:... [Read More]
[To Byrd] Why don't you join the Rebellion? the hours and pay are better, AND there's a great dental plan and pension fund! Can I have that wanted poster? It'd be great to impress the girls. [To Mosari] I was once hacking into imp comms (know about... [Read More]
[To Byrd] So is that a really long range commlink or is Vader here? And I'm not drinking. That old "Slip poison into the drink to stun him," or "Get him drunk and capture him" trick won't work on me! And you won't be getting me la... [Read More]
Walks over to Byrd. Punches him. [TO EVERYONE] Thanks guys, I was totally day dreaming till that slug head showed up. [To Byrd] Nobody EVER CATHCES STARKILLER. Ever. You can take that wanted notice and shove it down your throat! [Points gun at Byrd]... [Read More]
[To Mosari] And why were you in the Elrood sector? And I think WUHER(NOT WEHLER!!!) is trying to poision us. I'm not drinking my arsenic surprise. It contains cyanide.(That's the surprise!)... [Read More]
[To Mosari] Are you sure that's safe? Those things could give you a premanent hangover. Specialy that funny looking green stuff he just put in. Want me to scan it?... [Read More]
Why do sometimes: Padawan change to Bellybutton Lint Jedi change to Maggot Sith change to Almost deity but not quite. And How do you change your sig?... [Read More]