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(I watched some of scilence of the lambs last night on FX, the lotion scene was the best.) Crystal lowered a basket down to Milka "PUT THE FREAKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!"... [Read More]
"Hey, at least it was Milka who killed them. She's such a whore! Trying to steal my Clemmie. I'll go find her!" Crystal pulled out a chainsaw, put on an apron, and ran out the door.... [Read More]
Crystal-"What about Nils? Milka shot him outside with a missile launcher, an Elton was decapitated. Let's at least try to find Nils' remaining carcus, and Elton's head for buryeal.... [Read More]
"AH!" Screamed Crystal. Sasha was asleep on the couch, and her and Milla were in sleeping bags. "Thank goodness, it was all a dream." "COMMIE BUNNIES!!!!"screamed a voice outside. "AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" screa... [Read More]
"COMMIE!! DIE COMMIE!!" Milka pulled out some liquer, drank some, lit a match and spit it out at ghost Morry, seetting his dead soul on fire.... [Read More]
I don't know, but now it's about Fred and Gloria's togetherness. Fred knows what it is, every man knows what it is, cause every man wants it.... [Read More]
This website shall ROCK after we lucasfourmsers get done with it. IT SHALL ROCK SO FREAKIN' HARD!! Nothin' I can help with? I've got some dialoge from Gloria's plays and a few asylum cutscenes.... [Read More]
Nothin' I can help with, no, nothing? Ok, the skating party was fun. I didn't learn fully how to skate but I did get to do the chicken dance which was fun.... [Read More]
I would, I already am about halfway to PS's post count. Last time I saw her, she just broke 6,000 post. We'll need a new N00b greeter, they need to have a great talent for warm welcomes.... [Read More]
I don't know if she's coming back or not. WHAT?!?! Man, the skating party's gonna suck now. My day's gonna suck now. Let us all post a sad smilie for her safe return.... [Read More]