Hi Im new at this forum(well actualy not very new because I had a profile last year and that one was named samandmax lover
idont think you remmember me but i will be here every day now so whe can talk whit each other.well bye
Only smug, b****a**mother-f***ers leave.
But welcome back.
Edited by Jester
By the way, what the hell is this point thing under my name. They aren't cool points obviously, or I'd have a word instead of a number.
That word? "F***load."
*sigh* Again.. Edited by Jester
*******IZING **** FACED SCAT W**** WITH MOTHER****ING PORCUPINES COMMING OUT YOUR OWN UR***** I'VE GOT FIFTY F****ING DOLLARS FOR YOUR G******** B****A** C*******ING MOTHER!!!
Hey, somebody has to keep Jester busy.
You ****ard
Alright alright, you've shown your almighty admin powers. You get to put asterix's where once FILTHY words existed. !@#$ turns into ****: oooooh, aaaaaaah.
Oh yea, hey everyone.
Good job SHELTERING our dear, dear CHILDREN! My hat is off to you! They should give you a raise! Maybe pay you in those nifty CREDITS!! You can jump up from the Star Wars LINT to the Indiana Jones socks!
Once again, thanks for saving the mother@#$%ing world.
*mumbles something about smugness and freedom of speech*
P.S. Cursing is like putting things in bold, and it gets people mad. The bold part I could care less about. Funny is funny.
What in the mother **** is going on here?
I was planning to fight the man like Abby Hoffman and get assasinated by the government or perhaps a drug overdose at an obscure party, but I figured it was too much worse and decided to just complain a bunch.
F this S.
Now where is that party? Oh wait, I thought that I was a character in the T.V. show again.
Steal this post.
stolen by jake!
you can take the time for that, but you'll not lift a grubby finger for the unofficial?
Good move moron, you killed this whole section of the board with your witty retort. "Steal this post." HAHAHAHA as though everyone here knows who the @#$% Abby Hoffman is.
No, really, two thumbs up. A++++ (which I've gotten before, bitches. No really. My Marshmellow sculpture beat the HELL out of the competition.) But really: Good job. Almost beats the time I killed the whole board.
Almost
Jester you would not happen to have the screenname Zortar01 or Zortan01?
He was a jerk. He got all elitest on me and made my heart sink. No more. Never again.
Welcome, friend. :)
Glad
To
Meet
You
Man, I wish I was as witty as shorty. AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAa.........
.....
The pure hilarity.
I made fun of you and laughed in your face.
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Anyways welcome back to the forums. Hope you enjoy it again.
Oh, me? I'm just dropping by. :D
"The Joy of Painting" with Bob Ross gives me harder seizures than that.
Nobody can get a seizure from keofshdfklsdgklhslak;hgfskldafh;lskdhdsfoj;gha8fox invsnglnglnglsnl
oops I gues your right
I guess if you don't have anything nice to say......
That stupid @#$%^&* thumper.
Anyone who paints with a knife is okay in my book.
That guy would kill everyone you know and love if he got the chance, and use the blood to paint a bush.
Um, I could be wrong, but isn't that guy dead?
He's dead. Apparently growing your hair out too much, using too much fro-gel, nodding off onto your set of oil's, then waking up and lighting a doobie is a bad combination....
Or he had some lameass heart attack. I forget which.
I'm supprised that setion is still alive. Yhe constant running of his mouth should have eaten throuhg his skull now.
Being dead just makes him harder to find!
Muwhahahaha... *cough*... yeah....
In a similar turn, this thread being well past dead should have made it a pain in the ass to find.
2 posts in and you're already marked. Damn.
Hrmm...what is that smell...it's not turkey...it must be BACON!!!
I didn't know you guys had ****ing evaluation periods....
****! Hah! Wait! I was being too specific. I get it now!!!! I think this will all roll under in a few days.
Smell..changing...that's not bacon...that's FISH!
P.S. Zanadu, if that limp is getting to you I suggest P-H.
I would like to ask you a serious question Setion:
Are you a moron?
And another quick question too:
And do you look for new posters to go AWOL on?
I thought I would enjoy posting on a Sam and Max board, ya know, just to talk to people with a same interest as me.
I guess you always get those kind of people anywhere ya go...
I am just whole heartedly supprised you have not been banned yet.
PS, Oh yeah mercatfat, if ya didn't get that PM sorry about posting on a dead topic, it showed up on my "last 30 day" thing...
I assumed it was reletivally recent...
Hahaha, I was defending you there hot shot.
IjustrealizedthatMercatfathasaboldednamenow,soIgue ssI'mnotsupposedtolikehimanymore.
Thread is open. Do what you will or not.
Okay, then.
*(Pees on the wall.)*
*(Sleeps with everyone's sisters.)*
*(Hacks the DOD net and re-targets all of the US's nuclear missiles at Euro Disneyland.)*
Gerbil, some day you too will suffer the public shame of a highlighted name. :D Oh, yes...
You couldn't hack your way into your own e-mail account.
But now he'll never get back to the good people at the member enlargement network.
I guess he'll just have to keep posting in compensation.
It's wonderful to feel so welcome...
*(Uses secret top-level code that highlights Setion's name a bright pink and Jesters a vibrant purple only on the screens of people cool enough to see it.)*
You guys can be cool ahead of time. :max:
It's not a muscle to be grown. Just let it go.
So here I am somehow watching TV, Women's Entertainment nonetheless, (my god) looking at this blonde chick, waiting for a bra scene.
Then I'm also doing this forum and laughing at diditoc mts
Then I go to school next and this guy will talk about indie rock and this girl will say "Hey Sean Lane I need a high five."
Life could be much better if I were Cheech Marin. Oh sh it.
Hey, I'm new too. See you around. :)
What?
Stop hitting on me.
No, your not gonna be seeing him around, that hello thing is the only thing he ever posted.... then we ate him.
Originally posted by SyntheticGerbil
Life could be much better if I were Cheech Marin. Oh ****.
Me too